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mr. sunshine

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  1. Personally just been through a divorce so $ is extremely tight but freed up enough for this event. Disappointed but I hear you immamac. In your honor I'm going to squat on the curb in the general vicinity of the former party site with a bottle of Boone's Farm. Y'all are all welcome to join me
  2. 50 lb bag of Ol' Roy dogfood for $9.98. Damn I miss you 1989
  3. I'm seriously thinking about a ticket just so I can come down there and meet some of you commie perverts.
  4. You want to tell us you think this game has been fairly called or do you want to go ahead and fuck the fuck off?
  5. My drunk 60 year old ass is about to put on my boots, go out in the street and kick field goals better than Burt
  6. I can play quarterback better than him and I'm presently 60 years old and drunk on top of that
  7. Amon Ra St. Brown sounds like the name of a Batman villain
  8. Vraylar. So your mom after taking her antidepressants peddles her bike to pick you up from school, feeds you cookies in front of your fellow 1st graders, puts you in the kiddie seat and peddles your precious ass home in front of God and everybody and your fellow 1st graders. Yep you're getting your ass kicked tomorrow kid. Any self respecting 1st grader would
  9. It's like cutting a sandwich in half to eat. You can start with the rightwich or the leftwich
  10. He'll wreck your Edmund, Fitzgerald
  11. The official start of the Christmas season when I was a kid
  12. Man I love it when nerds chop it up. Rock on my brother
  13. Years ago I actually bought the DVD of Happiness based on a Rolling Stone review and I figured that's the only way I'd get to watch it. Watched it once and then gave it to a secretary at work who liked uh interesting stuff. Next day she tried to give it back to me but I reminded her no take-backs
  14. Hahahahahahaha. Go Michigan you magnificent bastards
  15. I was last there in '95 when James Brown won the last SWC title. Aggy buddy provided tickets, transportation, booze, etc. His seats were right in the middle of a sea of aggy. Fun game
  16. Love me some Sling
  17. Meh. It's like the Stoops. Bob, Mike, Mark, Junior, Buddy, Jethro, etc.
  18. IIRC he had commitments from a bunch of spares. At that point Mack was about as picky as the Columbia Record & Tape Club
  19. Just some random young lady with a nose ring, apparently lives in a basement and gets way too jazzed about even the shittiest of NFL matchups. Maybe it's the meth
  20. Chick with a nose ring who lives in a basement and gets absolutely jacked about every single Monday Night Football game, regardless of the shittyness of the teams involved. In real life she'd be hosting a podcast about her eating disorder
  21. Good guys 43 Others 17 Circa 2000. Simms I mean Quinn dropping bombs. Had a DWI client who was arrested that night and his field sobriety tests just amounted to him yelling "Hook 'em Horns!" on video. Jury said not guilty
  22. A buddy of mine's now deceased wife was a waitress there in her teens before she went to UT. Really cool lady. Lots of cool stories Anyway, from the ATX... FIGHT!!!
  23. My first concert was at the Beaumont Civic Center in '81. Scorpions opened for Iron Maiden. Scorpions' lead singer got hit in the head with whiskey bottle from the balcony after 2-3 songs then Maiden came on. Whole place went nuts
  24. Still plenty of naked tits, miscellaneous fuckery, dragons torching shit, Bron, etc. to make it worth a watch
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