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mr. sunshine

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  1. Tired of this "win or go home" shit in game 7s. If you're the home team and lose you're already home. Buncha morons
  2. Errybody's head is cut off. There was a band that used to do this when fans would approach them and want one of them to take a group pic with the rest of the band. Foo Fighters?
  3. I just remembered where I parked my bike
  4. It looks like someone could smoke that necklace if they're in a bind
  5. They're rerunning it from the beginning on HBO Signature. After the beating the last few seasons were I had forgotten the excellence of the first few seasons plus some of the shit that went down and the order it went down in. In my defense I smoked a lot more weed back then
  6. Tech was gracious enough to give me a JD. Unfortunately if Jesus ever went to Lubbock there'd have been plenty of loaves but no fish
  7. I fished Buffalo Springs Lake once when I was in law school there. West Texas fishing. Talk about a waste of fucking time
  8. Meh like a lot of God's children he's a huge fuck up. He hasn't hurt me or mine just himself and his family. They probably still give at least a couple of fucks about him
  9. Just The Tip Honey. Our old bowling team name. We had to use it because there was already a team called the Bowl Movements
  10. Probably late to the table but "Defending My Life" the '23 Rob Reiner documentary about Albert Brooks is on Max. Fucking allsome
  11. True story. When we were kids playing football we'd down every kick at the 1 yard line so we could run the touchdown play It was good for 99 yards, 49 yards, etc. depending on the size of the field or lawn. I will diagram this play on a whiskey soaked coaster if anybody knows how to get it to Sark
  12. It would probably make her eyes bug out. Oops too late
  13. Highland Homes. Because meth must be a helluva drug
  14. Among other things this reminds of back when the scissor sisters who ran women's athletics just knew that men shouldn't get the opportunity to coach women
  15. Bitch needs a cotton candy IV. Stat!
  16. Ariel from Austin tells us that as a black woman, as opposed to other addicts I guess, her recovery has to be "loud." Like you talking during a movie, Ariel?
  17. Another vote for Silver Linings Playbook. Whenever I hear "What Is and What Should Never Be" I think of Bradley Cooper and DeNiro going at it
  18. Saying someone hit "the ground" when you're indoors. If you're inside it's called a floor unless you live in the Little House on the Prairie. If you're talking about basketball it's called a court, not the fucking ground, ESPN chuckleheads
  19. Years ago when the legislature classified theft of precious metals as a felony as opposed to theft of regular old metals, which was usually a misdemeanor, deputies and city cops became amateur metalurgists. If they could file a case as the former rather than the latter they almost always did. I noticed when they made assault by choking a felony as opposed to assault, which is usually a misdemeanor, a shitload of cases were filed as assault by choking. Even in some cases I either prosecuted or defended in which there was no evidence of it and the alleged victim specifically told the officer(s) that she/he wasn't choked. Like y'all I don't know the merits of this particular charge. Just saying after 34 years of doing this I've noticed some trends
  20. This is for Allah and it's going way out there suckah
  21. They're advertising a new reality series featuring Mr. Anger Management, Mrs. Attention Whore and their seven teat clutching children. Just openly wondering what kind of self loathing sub human would be interested in this
  22. Sure but that would probably take several days. Maybe a week or more. On the other hand a housecat would start eating its owner before the body was cold
  23. They're replaying it on HBO Comedy. Susie Greene is actually kinda attractive and fuckable in the first few seasons. Trying to decide at which point she ditched all that and started dressing like a rodeo clown
  24. That shirt was surely a pussy magnet
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