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mr. sunshine

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  1. Ariel from Austin tells us that as a black woman, as opposed to other addicts I guess, her recovery has to be "loud." Like you talking during a movie, Ariel?
  2. Another vote for Silver Linings Playbook. Whenever I hear "What Is and What Should Never Be" I think of Bradley Cooper and DeNiro going at it
  3. Saying someone hit "the ground" when you're indoors. If you're inside it's called a floor unless you live in the Little House on the Prairie. If you're talking about basketball it's called a court, not the fucking ground, ESPN chuckleheads
  4. Years ago when the legislature classified theft of precious metals as a felony as opposed to theft of regular old metals, which was usually a misdemeanor, deputies and city cops became amateur metalurgists. If they could file a case as the former rather than the latter they almost always did. I noticed when they made assault by choking a felony as opposed to assault, which is usually a misdemeanor, a shitload of cases were filed as assault by choking. Even in some cases I either prosecuted or defended in which there was no evidence of it and the alleged victim specifically told the officer(s) that she/he wasn't choked. Like y'all I don't know the merits of this particular charge. Just saying after 34 years of doing this I've noticed some trends
  5. This is for Allah and it's going way out there suckah
  6. They're advertising a new reality series featuring Mr. Anger Management, Mrs. Attention Whore and their seven teat clutching children. Just openly wondering what kind of self loathing sub human would be interested in this
  7. Sure but that would probably take several days. Maybe a week or more. On the other hand a housecat would start eating its owner before the body was cold
  8. They're replaying it on HBO Comedy. Susie Greene is actually kinda attractive and fuckable in the first few seasons. Trying to decide at which point she ditched all that and started dressing like a rodeo clown
  9. That shirt was surely a pussy magnet
  10. On a related note I think NBA games including the finals were tape delayed until '81 or '82
  11. Never saw a single Harry Potter movie nor read the books
  12. I still smoked the last cruise I went on. Rolled a dozen fatties and put them in my Metamucil. Nobody was the wiser WARNING: Your results may differ
  13. My time in Austin coincided with the "Kaiser Bob" era. I was a Wrangler so I had to attend the games. Doubt there's ever been a greater combination of shitty and boring basketball unless we're witnessing it now
  14. This being surly just pretend you're George Costanza and it will come to you
  15. She's a multi tasker. I'm conjuring up a third task for her
  16. Among other things I like that it stars both a Linda and a Lynda. That's speciale alright
  17. Richie Incognito sounds like the name of the ultimate Sopranos character. Besides AJ of course
  18. Hey Jackie Aprile, Jr. earned a few hours there according to no less an authority than Jackie Aprile, Jr.
  19. Hey Mr. Michael Chekhov you must not be familiar with the actorship stylings of one Mr. Ben Affleck
  20. Seems like one beat the other and then the winner got beat by the Chefs
  21. He looks and sounds like a Civil War general on meth
  22. Props on this one. Like Godfather II it's damn near perfect
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