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mr. sunshine

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  1. Never saw a single Harry Potter movie nor read the books
  2. I still smoked the last cruise I went on. Rolled a dozen fatties and put them in my Metamucil. Nobody was the wiser WARNING: Your results may differ
  3. My time in Austin coincided with the "Kaiser Bob" era. I was a Wrangler so I had to attend the games. Doubt there's ever been a greater combination of shitty and boring basketball unless we're witnessing it now
  4. This being surly just pretend you're George Costanza and it will come to you
  5. She's a multi tasker. I'm conjuring up a third task for her
  6. Among other things I like that it stars both a Linda and a Lynda. That's speciale alright
  7. Richie Incognito sounds like the name of the ultimate Sopranos character. Besides AJ of course
  8. Hey Jackie Aprile, Jr. earned a few hours there according to no less an authority than Jackie Aprile, Jr.
  9. Hey Mr. Michael Chekhov you must not be familiar with the actorship stylings of one Mr. Ben Affleck
  10. Seems like one beat the other and then the winner got beat by the Chefs
  11. He looks and sounds like a Civil War general on meth
  12. Props on this one. Like Godfather II it's damn near perfect
  13. So that pretty much rounds out the Ivy League
  14. Years ago while I was suffering cedar fever the Statesman ran a recipe to help combat it. A can of chicken and rice soup and hot Rotelle tomatoes over some nacho chips. Throw some shredded cheese of your choosing on top and microwave at nuke level. Won't heal you but you'll feel better for awhile
  15. Tanner Burns sounds like the name of a private investigator, a cowboy or a porn star. Perhaps all 3
  16. What he did to our offensive line in the '09 conference championship game still makes me blow my rape whistle once in awhile
  17. I'm old enough to remember seeing Darryl Stingley, Jr. get paralyzed on live TV and then it being shown as a game highlight
  18. I think it's a variation on NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!
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