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mr. sunshine

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  1. Sweet. Where may I acquire a pair?
  2. Avatar agrees
  3. This right here. Hold the cheese though because when deployed by fast food restaurants they’re trying to cover up something
  4. In the interest of full disclosure it was actually a crocheted doily from a Barbie tea set
  5. Dammit I love breakfast so that’s a solid argument
  6. Dammit. This was my move back in the day
  7. I’ll take Walt Jr. for $2,000, stand-in Jeopardy host
  8. Yeah that’s it. Look at that sweet pocket
  9. A guy named Theron Brown who ran sprints for Hebert High in Beaumont used to wear these in prelims at track meets. He might bust out some spikes for the finals if he was feeling any pressure, but he’d usually just stick with the Zips. Also had that pouch for his lunch money
  10. Thanks for the bump since we can’t have NSAA or other nice things
  11. What? My power of attorney specifically states that, if the need arises, to nuke me with a subterranean spaceship
  12. I wouldn’t consider Patricia Neal extraordinarily hot but man she really does it for me in this movie
  13. First imagine staying at a motel in Nebraska and it doesn’t involve alien abduction. Then you see a 12th man sticker and think this would be an interesting person to talk to and knock on the door. The rest of this story pretty much takes care of itself
  14. I think the reaction would be like the time Styx played Mr. Roboto for thousands of drunk and/or high rednecks at Texxas Jam
  15. It does pull out pretty easy. I’ll man up
  16. What is this and how do I kill it without killing the Bermuda grass around it?
  17. No doubt probably already observed but good/great movies in alphabetical order is the shit
  18. You do realize that in the “blame the messenger” analogy the poor messenger is delivering somebody else’s message and not his own?
  19. That’s the first time I’ve seen that Wendy’s commercial and I’d argue that it’s not completely unpleasant but I take it that with repetition it boars into your skull
  20. In high heels no less
  21. Gotdamn that’s terrible. But Brooklyn barbecue is still light years ahead of Lincoln Riley barbecue
  22. Surely you can take solace in the Rockets. They’re constantly a contender and I like the cut of that Harden fellow’s jib
  23. I’m just now realizing that the Jaguars and the Panthers are two different teams. Mind blown
  24. Truth. I know this guy named Sheel Stank who’s gotten away with a lot of shit over the years
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