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mr. sunshine

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  1. True but I like some of Channing Tatum’s acting choices. Like voluntarily getting killed five minutes into that GI Joe sequel
  2. Whenever we visit my folks I point out to them that they pay for HBO, Showtime, Cinemax, Encore and every other fucking movie channel known to man and even show them where they are on the channel guide. They’re amazed by this like cave people seeing fire for the first time
  3. I saw him at the mall one time. He said he was there because he heard boys underwear was half off
  4. Damn look at those heads. That look on her face says “Thank God for c-sections”
  5. At least there’s a third season. Watched the first two after reading about it here. I like the lighter moments sandwiched between the violence, like Ray’s daughter catching him and the girlfriend in the act and the subsequent birds and the bees talk. I was crying
  6. Sweet. Where may I acquire a pair?
  7. Avatar agrees
  8. This right here. Hold the cheese though because when deployed by fast food restaurants they’re trying to cover up something
  9. In the interest of full disclosure it was actually a crocheted doily from a Barbie tea set
  10. Dammit I love breakfast so that’s a solid argument
  11. Dammit. This was my move back in the day
  12. I’ll take Walt Jr. for $2,000, stand-in Jeopardy host
  13. Yeah that’s it. Look at that sweet pocket
  14. A guy named Theron Brown who ran sprints for Hebert High in Beaumont used to wear these in prelims at track meets. He might bust out some spikes for the finals if he was feeling any pressure, but he’d usually just stick with the Zips. Also had that pouch for his lunch money
  15. Thanks for the bump since we can’t have NSAA or other nice things
  16. What? My power of attorney specifically states that, if the need arises, to nuke me with a subterranean spaceship
  17. I wouldn’t consider Patricia Neal extraordinarily hot but man she really does it for me in this movie
  18. First imagine staying at a motel in Nebraska and it doesn’t involve alien abduction. Then you see a 12th man sticker and think this would be an interesting person to talk to and knock on the door. The rest of this story pretty much takes care of itself
  19. I think the reaction would be like the time Styx played Mr. Roboto for thousands of drunk and/or high rednecks at Texxas Jam
  20. It does pull out pretty easy. I’ll man up
  21. What is this and how do I kill it without killing the Bermuda grass around it?
  22. No doubt probably already observed but good/great movies in alphabetical order is the shit
  23. You do realize that in the “blame the messenger” analogy the poor messenger is delivering somebody else’s message and not his own?
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