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mr. sunshine

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  1. My son and I are going to toss the football around later. I promise to drop several passes in Jake’s honor
  2. Joke’s on you man. Problem Child 2 is a cinematic masterpiece
  3. Really liked it. It’s a not so straight forward heist movie. The biggest star isn’t even billed and like I said I love Cheadle
  4. No Sudden Move on HBO Max. Soderbergh, Del Toro and the great Don Cheadle
  5. Daddy did you see that? What? Guy got me on the ground. Tried to fuck me. You wish
  6. Without a Trace. It came out in ‘83 and its not a great movie by any stretch but if it’s on when I’m flipping channels I’ll watch it to the end. Still get verklimpt when Judd Hirsch finally finds the kidnapped kid and returns him to his mom
  7. I thought that was her but her titties don’t look huge. She needs a reshoot
  8. The stars are night at big and bright clap, clap, clap, clap Deep in the heart if Texas
  9. Plus the Kraft cheese commercials about if your kid won’t eat their healthy vegetables just drown that shit in Kraft cheese
  10. Most call it dog piling. aggy calls it Saturday night
  11. SEC jizz literally shoots out of their ears
  12. They were hanging out around the salt lick
  13. Well at least not without a subpoena
  14. I don’t know if this is a Mitch Hedberg joke but if he was alive he’d wish it was
  15. The tagline to any decent ESPN documentary
  16. This show about the rich, rich history of Mississippi State baseball and their 0 national titles is fascinating
  17. No Golden Years? Not a dealbreaker but come on
  18. It’s like the old steam table at a titty bar. The one with the coagulated meatballs
  19. or the boombox isn’t working so we’re unable to serenade you with 12 straight hours of ranchera at full blast
  20. I’ve lived across the street from several residential construction sites for the past couple of years so excuse me if my reaction to shrill, loud whistling to no tune in particular differs from yours
  21. You must be his mother
  22. Instead of strangling the whistler they’re actually clapping along. I think whoever determines academic rankings should take this into account when they rank Vanderbilt dead last
  23. This relief pitcher seems to have trouble coming to terms with the fact that he sucks
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