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mr. sunshine

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  1. I think that it’s because real Texans - Austin, Houston, Zavala, Rusk, eta al, kicked ass while the fake “Texans” will perpetually suck ass
  2. I think it should be a sad state of affairs for a young lady that she’s less hot to heterosexuals than either of these. Hell might as well throw in Guy Fieri. But keep main lining that ice cream sister
  3. Taking a shit on a friend’s ass must be a rite of passage for multimillionaires. Looking at you Jerry Jones
  4. Hint: He likes pina coladas, getting caught in the rain and Ohio State
  5. Hey he’s got a history of bad font choices but he’s working on it
  6. Good post but I think you ‘hid the lead’ like those journalism types seem to complain about
  7. Maybe he preferred his brisket and ribs like they were smoked on the face of the sun. Not going to judge
  8. Bullshit! You’re too fucking stupid to have a job /reggiehammond
  9. Not a line but the look of pretend shock on Bill Murray’s face when Ox allows that he might have a ‘slight weight problem‘ kills me every time
  10. ‘Reflections in a Golden Eye’ on TCM right now. Brando being Brando. Naked bareback riding by Robert Forster. Nipple amputation. Plot summary too weird/complicated to cover. But would still take chunky, alcoholic Liz Taylor to poundtown
  11. Look he might occasionally invite a football to his apartment and then what happens after that is up to a consenting adult and a football
  12. The Good Liar. To celebrate the 40th anniversary of wanting to take Helen Mirren to poundtown, give or take
  13. My grandpa landed on Omaha Beach on D-Day. He enjoyed it so much he hung around for the Battle of the Bulge. He played the fiddle as a kid but never seemed particularly interested in music in the time I knew him. Never asked him about dildo marches though
  14. As much as I hate to admit it I had a black UT cap and shirt way back in the day. What can I say? I was young, drunk perhaps high. Fortunately I had a buddy who referred to me as ‘Darth Longhorn‘, loudly and publicly, which broke me of such childish fashion choices
  15. Lighter fluid? Enjoy the tasty hydrocarbons
  16. Another upside to this is if you’re concerned about a family member or friend developing a progressive disorder or suffering substance abuse problems, you can compare her/him to the Karen’s posts spectrum. Helluva lot cheaper than a doctor
  17. It’s okay. Santa says you weren’t getting any shit anyway
  18. I hear you but a guy who’s won five Oscars has maybe done a tad better than prolonging his career
  19. Personally I support the theory that shitty posts didn’t happen if they’re later regretted. Respectfully, shitty poster
  20. I was expecting something coherent, possibly entertaining, perhaps leading to a logical point of some sort. I’ll be damned if you aren’t 0 for 3
  21. I’ve searched for episodes repeatedly but no dice. Original episodes air on Sundays right? Doesn’t even show up in the channel guide. I take it that Starz and Starz Encore are two different critters and fuck me if I’m paying for another TV app
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