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mr. sunshine

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  1. Chop his hands off. Don’t embarrass him
  2. They had some sound bites from Ross Bjork, former worst member of ABBA and current aggy AD, on the evening news just now. As a side note, we moved to the San Antonio area two years ago and still amazed at the gallons of aggy jizz consumed by those stations. Anyway Bjork said he expected all “102 733 thousand” seats at Pyle Field to be full. Now they’re just making up numbers
  3. Same. I didn’t realize that 4-5 matches took place afterwards in Owen’s blood. I mean did I see/hear that right? Wouldn’t want to shut it down right after a fatal accident to preserve evidence, bring in some investigators, etc. Vince gonna Vince
  4. Admittedly not the hugest Beach Boys fan but this bad boy is 53 years old and still doesn’t sound like anything else to me. Bonus points for the theremin
  5. You can’t be an attention whore without some attention. Plus the whole being a whore thing
  6. Being an ambassador for Texas football is time consuming. I saw where he and Michelle went to a distillery and drank some hand sanitizer. Honestly I just skimmed the article but I think I read that right
  7. I caught The Dancer Upstairs on one of the Starz channels this morning. Starred Javier Bardem and directed by some fellow named John Malkovich. It’s a crime/political thriller set in some Latin American country whose chief product seems to be hot ballet moms. Aye carumba
  8. Tiger King seems to favor the Horns, at least based on some fashion choices. He was also married to two dudes so there’s that. Nonetheless, due to other factors, I don’t think it’s in the Oklahoma tourism board’s greatest hits collection. Unfortunately I don’t know how to spoiler stuff. Even stuff you don’t give a shit about
  9. Okay I’ve them down for championships in cornhole, pocket pool and lawn darts, assuming no tragedies. That pretty much covers it. Meat judging should be a given
  10. In the interest of full disclosure I understand there was some lightning involved
  11. It’s been years since we had chicken coops and a pen but occasionally we’d find one gone in the morning with a smooth, bloody tunnel under the outer concrete/rebar barrier. Weasels are a motherfucker but gotta appreciate the craftiness
  12. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman would have had so much fun with him he’d have stroked out on the spot
  13. also the hit men at the club made the idiots who tried to take out Lalo look like crack professionals
  14. I tend to agree but they practically show it on a loop on Starz and it’s still hard to lay off of. It’s hard to imagine doing enough cocaine to sit in a club watching Octavio the clown though
  15. Fair weather? Personally I’ve been in the storm cellar a decade and counting. But please regale us with your Mensa and DKR comparisons. Or make some shadow puppets on the cellar wall. Equally entertaining
  16. People daily run stop signs and traffic signals in front of you? Are you Mad Max?
  17. Being the mayor of Dallas has more benefits than I thought
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