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mr. sunshine

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  1. Start out with a houseplant. If after a year it’s still alive consider a dog or other pet. If that’s still alive a year later consider marriage. If after another year all these things are still alive consider kids
  2. The last I heard about Tenaha was years ago when the local cops were settling asset seizures and forfeitures on the side of the road. No need to get prosecutors, defense lawyers or those pesky judges involved
  3. When I was a little kid I was still trying to figure out the differences between boys and girls then I saw her on the Porter Wagoner show and it all made sense
  4. Neil Young’s cocaine booger cracks me up
  5. Come on man they know you’ve got $80 million cash in exit fees in your wallet
  6. I’ll bet your brand new compass never closed properly again after that
  7. Yes Kurt it never occurred to us to put a better product on the field. Where’s my notepad? Wait I’ve got a computer in front of me
  8. Grew up in the 409 so yeah I know something about hurricanes too
  9. I snatched a Miami pennant from a little girl, broke the stick, threw it at her and was summarily asked to leave
  10. On top of that these things are designed to survive hurricanes. FEMA stages out of them
  11. Auburn in ‘84
  12. Bob apparently doesn’t understand that his lunch order isn’t proprietary information
  13. I read this in Henny Youngman’s voice
  14. Actually it’s spelled Rohahahahahahahahabert
  15. Randy dropping a lesson on us that I can actually finish and understand. That’s got to be a first
  16. The only thing I enjoyed about this movie is the chick with the hat’s rockin’ bod which unfortunately didn’t receive the proper exposure. If the plot only consisted of her exercising, trying on bikinis and in the sauna with her friends this movie would be much more watchable
  17. But he’s a yankee and judging by my yankee neighbors he must be an expert on what’s wrong with Texas. Californians
  18. You had your answer at online poll
  19. Also this. You just know Bowlsby is a huge swag guy. Probably over half his wardrobe
  20. If I’m on the Big 12 executive committee I’ve already got my eye on some legal pads, printer paper and pens that are going in my trunk without anybody noticing. Also some of those big paper clips that double as chip bag clips. Those are sweet
  21. To fuck with the Big 12 we should demand that the contract with Fox be tweaked to require that their pregame show feature him getting beat with a tube sock full of quarters. Every week
  22. So they beat 2 teams with winning records. The SEC gauntlet isn’t a myth. It’s a letter to Penthouse Forum
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