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mr. sunshine

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  1. Back then popcorn boxes were made of tin which made it especially rough on the old twig and berries
  2. No but you could get a handjob from Mary Pickford for a nickel
  3. As a fellow old man, those sorts of connections are long, long gone. The best I could do is dispatch some dirty legs from New Braunfels. Just make sure you’re up to date on your shots
  4. You seem very angry. I’m going to write you a prescription for weed and pussy. Don’t be afraid to mix the two. For God’s sake please
  5. Technically it’s ‘vaginal blood fart’ on the color chart
  6. The 12th Man was made up of very skilled guys that could have had scholarships at other universities Blinn, Angelina Junior College, DeVry just to name a few
  7. The Favourite. Emma Stone and Rachel Weisz competing to see who could eat out Queen Anne’s putrid, festering box out for supremacy. Yet it somehow works
  8. This is a house of learned doctors! -Dale Doback
  9. Also we learned Hazel is the world’s second most famous hand model
  10. Burger: But no one ever confesses on the stand.
  11. Hi I’m Fred. I like tacos and ‘71 Cabernet. My favorite color is magenta
  12. McLean Stevenson’s agent’s ghost says that sounds like a winner
  13. I’m trying to remember the name of the guy who cranked out the Inside Texas newsletter back in the day. Robert Heard? What I do remember is he wrote that DeLoss Dodds looked like something that would service a bull. If so he’d need to line up behind Day
  14. From personal experience when you’re in the middle of a murder trial you’re a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker
  15. When the group busted into the courtroom with the smoke bomb, ranting and raving about Sister Alice, the last guy yelled “Go Bruins!”
  16. Wimbledon. Normally what’s classified as a “romantic comedy” wouldn’t be my cup of Earl Grey but Kirsten Dunst makes my tennis shorts feel funny
  17. Now is it still Dodd’s’ job to arm Bowlsby with all the info he needs or was that passed on to Del Conte? I’m assuming Patterson lost that responsibility after that time he accidentally locked the necessary info in the glove compartment of his Pontiac Fiero
  18. The last time I looked at the DVD discount bin at Walmart he was in a dead heat with Nicholas Cage. Also there was a creepy guy nearby who couldn’t quit repeating something about Thandie Newton. We all had face masks on but it sounded like he said something about smoke
  19. Good at dodging bullets... 1. Bonnie and Clyde 2. Sonny Corleone 3. Us
  20. Mmm! Goddamn Jimmy this is some serious gourmet shit! Normally me and Vince would be happy with some freeze dried Taster’s Choice right but he springs this serious gourmet shit on us. (Later verified by the Wolf’s nod when Jimmy makes him a cup.)
  21. The Hindenburg. George C. Scott as a Luftwaffe colonel on a blimp full of Germans, none of whom speak German or have German accents. Also the ending’s kind of a bummer
  22. I heard he got in a bar fight with the entire Olympic judo team. He took out four of them. Which year? Because ‘64-‘72 were pussies. They didn’t even medal.
  23. I thought Stan Beeman was irritating at first but now I have the occasional Miller High Life in tribute
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