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mr. sunshine

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  1. Well there is some corroborating evidence in the suitcase
  2. Having to travel usually eliminates the riff raff. But then again there’s aggy
  3. I don’t know if this belongs here but Kevin Kline, Tracey Ullman, River Phoenix, Joan Plowright, William Hurt and Keanu in I Love You to Death and when is that MFer ever on?
  4. RIP. Fez in meltdown mode was always prime radio. His impersonation of LeBron James’ mom almost made me wreck one day
  5. Agnes of God. A nun has a baby then kills it but doesn’t even know where babies come from. Jane Fonda counsels her while continuously lighting one cigarette off another
  6. But not particularly funny. The various Christmas traditions seemed forced and highlighted that the supporting cast aren’t very good actors without a decent script. The emergency case of halitosis and door to door search for a dentist was stupid.
  7. I was all in on Sark but good friends with Herbstreit? I’m going to assume Satan, Tim Brando and Hitler’s ghost already have too many friends
  8. Come on. Waingro getting shot was hilarious
  9. This aged like a fine cheese. One that fell off the truck on the way to the deli only to end up on the sidewalk in the heat and being walked on by pedestrians, eventually sodomized by a homeless person
  10. On a related note a couple of field side port-a-potties were burnt to the ground
  11. This one’s been around awhile but the prissy guy who thinks he’s being clever by having a nonalcoholic Heineken with his stupid lunch so he parades it around by boss’s office. But the boss is being interviewed on camera (!!!) so he’s exposed for the prissy, stupid, nonalcoholic Heineken drinker that he is
  12. Also the reason Texans can take their dirty gambling and weed money and spend it in other states
  13. From watching the White Lotus I understand the upside to this is potentially sexing up a high school girl with a massive rack and the downside is sticking your face between another man's ass cheeks. So experiences may vary and all that
  14. I just now discovered sweet sweet dark mode and yes I'm old and yes I'll fight every last one of you
  15. I sincerely hope this sort of opportunity doesn't slip through his fingers
  16. This right here is the kind of detective work we need on this thread. Everybody else is just spitballing
  17. Like Jaime Lannister minus the sister fucking
  18. Can you spot Vic’s date waiting for him to pick her up in this photo? It’s like Where’s Waldo
  19. Last year’s Florida team was the shittiest measuring stick in the history of shitty measuring sticks
  20. As a young man this accommodated my spank schedule very nicely
  21. We were both 110% committed to Colorado not long ago, My excuse is I was only talking about slipping up there for some flower. Maybe some gummies
  22. The Tide commercial where the grandparents have let the daughter and her kids move in so they get to do laundry all day. Then granddaughter who appears to be at least older than 2 spits fruit juice all over her clean jammies which only makes them all giggle. Fuck that shit
  23. You might want to shoot for a single meaning before you go for the double meaning
  24. Oh the things I’d do to Connie Britton in a big floppy hat. Hell she could wear one too
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