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mr. sunshine

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  1. Not the biggest George W fan but you gotta admit the shoe thrower would have nailed the other 45 current or past presidents easily
  2. Come on. “Spoke to” and “here’s a quote from him” are such nebulous phrases
  3. When an alternative is to hang a flat screen on one of those walls and see your husband probe his girlfriend’s taint hey lots of family photos all over the place are fun
  4. I missed freshmen orientation because I smoked a joint and went to see Poltergeist. Had an opportunity to make up for it the next day but smoked a joint and went to see Poltergeist again
  5. Probably Chuck but she is a master of the scissor kick
  6. That dork’s lady friend on the couch is pretty hot yet he’s more concerned with playing with the remote. I detect aggy
  7. Good eye. I’ll bet you’re the kind of guy who spoils the Where’s Waldo books for the kids
  8. Eastern Promises. I’ve seen it more than once and kind of dig it although the knife assault on naked Viggo makes my junk feel sympathetically vulnerable. Hey no gay jokes here
  9. True. In 2011 Michelin was really pushing the Defender. Nice sturdy sidewall, good belts, excellent tread. Nowadays it’s all about the CrossClimate series. Well la dee fucking da
  10. From lovely New Braunfels… FIGHT!!!
  11. I like them too but Tulane Baby Blue Wave? It’s like when Tech practically quit the color red despite that whole red raider thing and all
  12. Not disagreeing but can you imagine trying to deliver a State Farm ad writer’s terrible lines? In comparison working for Ed Wood back in the day would been a piece of cake
  13. No expert but wouldn’t that conflict with her being an attention whore?
  14. *high
  15. Wonder why ESPN is still desperately clinging to it’s “a young lady was dancing near his lap” narrative even at this hour
  16. Fortunately Sarkisian is a shit ton better in this department and apparently most others
  17. Back when the Cowboys held their training camp at St. Edward’s it was one of the places Jerry and Barry did their Urban Meyering
  18. Admit it. You’re jealous it’s not your taint he’s probing. Well I mean this time
  19. Dear Big 12: SEC y’all later. Don’t forget to suck
  20. I violated My parole again this week But boomer sooner
  21. Being used to TV announcers who suck this SEC Network seems tailor made for us
  22. With an attitude like that you’re going to be sent to bed early without any muledick
  23. You just know it’s going to be a good year Bobby. Notre Dame already lost/hank.hill
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