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mr. sunshine

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  1. This show was on my regular rotation as a kid. One of my buddy’s parents had 8 tracks of Redd Foxx’s stand up routines so we figured that was probably him just being Fred Sanford
  2. Perhaps. What gets me is he’s just flicking it 20-30 yards almost effortlessly. This is especially impressive if hypothetically speaking you’re so old and out of shape you fall all over yourself just attempting your patented wounded duck
  3. I wish they’d bring these ladies back
  4. There was this girl in junior high art class who’d show you her tits in the supply closet if you were thoughtful enough to ask. Nice BTW. Well that girl liked to show her tits off less than Taylor
  5. Thatguy? More like Thisfuckingguy
  6. When I was a kid one of our local dentists drove a Miata. Everyone called him the tooth fairy
  7. Unlike the current Deliverance cast members these guys were entertaining. At worst guilty of failing to give a reach around
  8. The Sonic commercial with the three guys in a truck who want to try each other’s burgers. I’ll bet dessert involves a drive out to the woods
  9. Sure. Certifiable, certified but never surlyfied
  10. I do a lot of work for single mothers. Well I help them get their start -Steve Martin
  11. View From the Top. The trials and tribulations of Gwyneth Paltrow and her hot ass buddies becoming flight attendants. Kelly Preston’s titties were a national treasure. RIP
  12. I take it that sufficient quantities of muledick weren’t available
  13. The referenced post likened hiring Traylor as a position coach to doing the same with Nick Fucking Saban so keep your strawman to yourself bud
  14. He was really good that time in that Alamo bowl. Or maybe it was the Texas bowl. I think it was on the TV in the corner while I was shooting pool and I was pretty drunk
  15. UTSA? Ha. It would be more like hiring Choate away from Montana State to coach your linebackers
  16. So other than getting the name of the movie and its release date wrong you have to admit OP is spot on
  17. I predict he’s going to show up in John Wick 12 and I’m going to freak the fuck out
  18. For every Gogo offense there’s an Uma defense
  19. I get up at 5 a lot because that coincides with me and our dogs needing to take a huge piss
  20. For some reason I took a first date to see this. I took the news that I wasn’t getting laid afterwards like a champ
  21. I think he’s saying that you could chew on anything in that picture and feel pretty well satisfied
  22. I don’t think just slapping on a little Hai Karate would do it justice. For Ms. Leon I’d consider a bull elk gland transplant
  23. Good. Since I’m drinking all this alcohol I’d like to put it toward something
  24. Before these commercials I didn’t know middle aged losers who wear eye shadow and stupid hats were anyone’s target demographic to shill cologne to. Finally there’s a scent for me
  25. If some milk, tea, whiskey or other liquid gets spilled on the table and it’s flowing towards your iPad the only way to save it is a Bounty paper towel. Because just picking up and moving the iPad until you can find something to wipe up the spill is apparently not a fucking option
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