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mr. sunshine

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  1. When I was a kid one of our local dentists drove a Miata. Everyone called him the tooth fairy
  2. Unlike the current Deliverance cast members these guys were entertaining. At worst guilty of failing to give a reach around
  3. The Sonic commercial with the three guys in a truck who want to try each other’s burgers. I’ll bet dessert involves a drive out to the woods
  4. Sure. Certifiable, certified but never surlyfied
  5. I do a lot of work for single mothers. Well I help them get their start -Steve Martin
  6. View From the Top. The trials and tribulations of Gwyneth Paltrow and her hot ass buddies becoming flight attendants. Kelly Preston’s titties were a national treasure. RIP
  7. I take it that sufficient quantities of muledick weren’t available
  8. The referenced post likened hiring Traylor as a position coach to doing the same with Nick Fucking Saban so keep your strawman to yourself bud
  9. He was really good that time in that Alamo bowl. Or maybe it was the Texas bowl. I think it was on the TV in the corner while I was shooting pool and I was pretty drunk
  10. UTSA? Ha. It would be more like hiring Choate away from Montana State to coach your linebackers
  11. So other than getting the name of the movie and its release date wrong you have to admit OP is spot on
  12. I predict he’s going to show up in John Wick 12 and I’m going to freak the fuck out
  13. For every Gogo offense there’s an Uma defense
  14. I get up at 5 a lot because that coincides with me and our dogs needing to take a huge piss
  15. For some reason I took a first date to see this. I took the news that I wasn’t getting laid afterwards like a champ
  16. I think he’s saying that you could chew on anything in that picture and feel pretty well satisfied
  17. I don’t think just slapping on a little Hai Karate would do it justice. For Ms. Leon I’d consider a bull elk gland transplant
  18. Good. Since I’m drinking all this alcohol I’d like to put it toward something
  19. Before these commercials I didn’t know middle aged losers who wear eye shadow and stupid hats were anyone’s target demographic to shill cologne to. Finally there’s a scent for me
  20. If some milk, tea, whiskey or other liquid gets spilled on the table and it’s flowing towards your iPad the only way to save it is a Bounty paper towel. Because just picking up and moving the iPad until you can find something to wipe up the spill is apparently not a fucking option
  21. Hey I like square toes. Not everyone is born with the the feet of a girl/young lady
  22. Yeah it’s weird as fuck. Also fuck facebook. In the face
  23. Oregon hiring Kelly just seems so aggy and Jimbo
  24. At this point I think most surlies bang holograms
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