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mr. sunshine

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  1. Easy Nick. Don’t let that spooge hit you in the eye
  2. I like this. Country as a chicken coop or turnip green also works
  3. Here’s hoping that $1,000 doesn’t scare all the other big players off
  4. Used it for over three years and had very few problems
  5. So from El Campo to Austin to College Station. Who planned this trip? The Donner party?
  6. The real tragedy would be if this hurts his wife’s career as an attention whore
  7. It looks like the skin condition Seal has. All I can say is if Heidi Klum’s pussy couldn’t cure it it’s incurable
  8. Come on. Whits Zombie was the Slim Whitman/White Zombie mashup we were all asking for and you know it
  9. I’ve used more glue fixing my Nike running shoes than the kid who made them
  10. We had it on VHS when I was a kid so we’d just fast forward to the murder ball scenes. Never saw the whole thing
  11. I live in a massive penthouse apartment in New York City. The only thing missing was that online bachelor’s degree from Strayer University
  12. I haven’t seen a gut like that since right before John Hurt’s blew up in Alien
  13. We’ve got a bye week here so there’s almost two weeks to celebrate Chris Plonsky being fired without any distractions
  14. Tell us more about your peepee. You’ve never been so interesting
  15. Sounds like something good to watch after smoking a bowl. What can I say man I love puppies
  16. Team 1 here. Team 2 must not realize worst character and shittiest person aren’t the same thing
  17. Just like I assume anyone with his sunglasses perched on top of the flat bill of his designer cap is a major douche I’ll now apply the same assumption to anyone in a sleeveless hoodie
  18. The butterfly…uh guy? As my dear daddy always says “Thank God there’s something for everybody”
  19. Only time I ever felt the urge to write a letter to the editor. In this case a poem in the Dallas Morning News likening the whole thing to the WWF and forced sodomy. Got published too. So if you’re ever on a jury panel and a lawyer asks you if you’ve ever written a letter to the editor there’s good reason for it. Also fuck Baylor
  20. Norm!
  21. I’ll give you Obama but Lincoln was lanky and therefore probably slow to react. Washington was all about protecting the wooden teeth
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