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mr. sunshine

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  1. The documentary Beyond the Mat came out over 20 years ago and Jake the Snake is still alive. Amazing
  2. IIRC the Italian chick was part of the the me too movement, but got busted banging an underage boy. Then said it was some conspiracy that Bourdain knew about but was conveniently dead at that point
  3. Please be OU. littlegirlpraying.gif
  4. Most would have their eyes on the airplane with the machine guns but you have your priorities right my man. Bravo
  5. Yeah I’d go Oilers Gamblers Colt 45s (not football but didn’t suck) Honorable mention: Not the Texans
  6. I’ll bet just pulling into a parking spot there is good for a case of the squirts
  7. Lady in the Water was just on. No idea WTF is going on there
  8. “Hey gang, who doesn’t mind a case of diarrhea?” also works
  9. Houston Gamblers >>> Houston Texans
  10. I only want to see him for a split second against Rutgers, Purdue, Nebraska et al on the 11 am special while flipping channels. Doris Burke in the booth please
  11. The world is made for people who aren’t cursed with self awareness
  12. I’m Team Cornette on the Ultimate Warrior. He was usually sucking wind after just running to the ring and his only move was military pressing and dropping Barry Horowitz
  13. Human Feces and Needles sounds like the most allsome punk band ever
  14. and here I thought my freshman roommate who could make a bong out of an apple was something
  15. I’m confused. John Cena not Chinese but he play joke? He not go peepee in my Coke?
  16. I like how both Ray and later his buddy took time out from kicking the guy’s ass who fucked with Ray’s side mirror to point out there was no painted pedestrian crossing
  17. All great music is either about or made under the influence of drugs or both except White Rabbit and Puff the Magic Dragon which are both just cute family songs about cavorting with fun imaginary animals
  18. Hey man there’s shit out there that needs marketing. Sometimes at scientific perhaps masterly levels
  19. At this point who can alternate old lady and totally bangable roles better than Jean Smart?
  20. When I see his name I sometimes read it as Topo Gigio which is a nice little reminder that I'm an old. Possibly stoned too
  21. If games involving Colorado and Tennessee are candidates for Game of the Year then hey there whatever
  22. My septuagenarian mom and dad Sam Houston grads and superfans say fuck Danny Davis which is strange because I’ve never heard them talk that way
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