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mr. sunshine

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  1. Also the reason Texans can take their dirty gambling and weed money and spend it in other states
  2. From watching the White Lotus I understand the upside to this is potentially sexing up a high school girl with a massive rack and the downside is sticking your face between another man's ass cheeks. So experiences may vary and all that
  3. I just now discovered sweet sweet dark mode and yes I'm old and yes I'll fight every last one of you
  4. I sincerely hope this sort of opportunity doesn't slip through his fingers
  5. This right here is the kind of detective work we need on this thread. Everybody else is just spitballing
  6. Like Jaime Lannister minus the sister fucking
  7. Can you spot Vic’s date waiting for him to pick her up in this photo? It’s like Where’s Waldo
  8. Last year’s Florida team was the shittiest measuring stick in the history of shitty measuring sticks
  9. As a young man this accommodated my spank schedule very nicely
  10. We were both 110% committed to Colorado not long ago, My excuse is I was only talking about slipping up there for some flower. Maybe some gummies
  11. The Tide commercial where the grandparents have let the daughter and her kids move in so they get to do laundry all day. Then granddaughter who appears to be at least older than 2 spits fruit juice all over her clean jammies which only makes them all giggle. Fuck that shit
  12. You might want to shoot for a single meaning before you go for the double meaning
  13. Oh the things I’d do to Connie Britton in a big floppy hat. Hell she could wear one too
  14. She hosts a show on the SiriusXM 80s channel and sounds like Edward G. Robinson
  15. Well first you had Predator and then way later there was The Predator. Don’t know if it’s a sequel though. Never bothered to watch it
  16. Dig the avatar. Saw him at the Grand Ole Opry when I was a kid. Old man could still bring it
  17. There’s a blast from the past. I filled a big old Ragu spaghetti sauce jar with these in law school. Wish I could find it
  18. Start out with a houseplant. If after a year it’s still alive consider a dog or other pet. If that’s still alive a year later consider marriage. If after another year all these things are still alive consider kids
  19. The last I heard about Tenaha was years ago when the local cops were settling asset seizures and forfeitures on the side of the road. No need to get prosecutors, defense lawyers or those pesky judges involved
  20. When I was a little kid I was still trying to figure out the differences between boys and girls then I saw her on the Porter Wagoner show and it all made sense
  21. Neil Young’s cocaine booger cracks me up
  22. Come on man they know you’ve got $80 million cash in exit fees in your wallet
  23. I’ll bet your brand new compass never closed properly again after that
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