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mr. sunshine

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  1. Love Dale but I’m more sympathetic to Brennan. Asshole brother who led the school assembly years ago in humiliating Brennan and continues to torment him. Even Brennan’s hot mom joined in the high school mockery and having a hot mom who Dale and everyone else openly lusts after has got to be a burden too. Knowing he had the singing voice of the generation yet afraid to share it with the world due to these compounded insecurities and a diet of white dog shit…
  2. I already am but for reasons completely unrelated to basketball
  3. If this show is anywhere close to accurate he’s single handily made me seriously question my dumbass teenage Celtic fanhood and ponder that maybe the Lakers didn’t suck after all
  4. Because their parents up and left just weeks after Willie was born. Okay, it was the Great Depression but damn
  5. RIP Sister Bobbie
  6. I could have avoided an asskicking there one night by only conceding that the Grateful Dead didn’t suck. Also may have thrown a cue ball at the jukebox
  7. I’ll bet his go to pickup line is asking a chick if she wants to barkle at the moon. If it’s not it should be
  8. Used to pick this up at one of the liquor stores off 59 on the Angelina River between Nacogdoches and Lufkin. Extremely affordable and very drinkable if kept almost freezing cold
  9. So no Midnight Cowboy, Straw Dogs, Papillon, Little Big Man, Lenny, All the President’s Men, Kramer v. Kramer, Tootsie, Rain Man or Wag the Dog either. Bold strategy Cotton
  10. aggy once again proving you can ignore everything before “but”
  11. In the Chinese version the police rapidly figured out everything and arrested both Vince and Butch before the toaster popped up the hot frosted cinnamon toaster pastries
  12. Now who among hasn’t had a fantasy that involves Wescott Eberts and a big rock?
  13. Holy shit. Really drunk guy sees a bat flying around the room that eats the mouse in the wall only for hot girlfriend to intervene. This 77 year old stuff hits close to home
  14. I’ve never seen The Lost Weekend before. Good stuff but I’m beginning to feel a little guilty for being drunk
  15. I saw Van Halen and U2 at the Erwin Center which was allsome but also too many basketball games coached by Bob Weltlich. I feel like I’m owed at least one shoe. I’m debating left or right
  16. Was going to go with Little Bill but now I’m swayed
  17. Growing up in the Vega household with Vincent and Vic
  18. I understand that being too stoned isn’t a major cause of death but I feel like I’d probably skew those numbers
  19. I honestly can’t imagine Pulp Fiction and other Tarantino movies being released today as much as they contain a certain word
  20. Movies only? Because if I learned anything at all from The Americans there’s no potential Armageddon that having a lot of sex with Kerry Russell can’t avoid
  21. For some reason all these years later I remember that game for having all the intensity of a slumber party slap fight
  22. Deion Sanders used to be a reputed expert on where to fish in big cities. IIRC there was a video of him and a buddy getting busted for fishing in a pond between airport runways. Put his boat in and everything
  23. Ah, Mack’s final days. He was accepting commitments faster than the Columbia Record & Tape Club
  24. Hot Dog The Movie was the first movie I watched at the theater stoned so this thread does indeed hit very close to home
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