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mr. sunshine

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  1. Deion Sanders used to be a reputed expert on where to fish in big cities. IIRC there was a video of him and a buddy getting busted for fishing in a pond between airport runways. Put his boat in and everything
  2. Ah, Mack’s final days. He was accepting commitments faster than the Columbia Record & Tape Club
  3. Hot Dog The Movie was the first movie I watched at the theater stoned so this thread does indeed hit very close to home
  4. For one thing y’all were probably mistaken for a group of chicks. Very understand
  5. From what I recall it was generally reviewed as a steaming pile but you’ve persuaded me to give it a shot. I’ll be back to insult you/celebrate your genius
  6. A buddy turned me onto Murmur in high school which was weird because the only radio stations we could get were country, pop or, if the weather was right, metal.
  7. I read it was an homage to White Boy Bob’s demise in Out of Sight so actually Soderbergh
  8. Some good memories there. Once dropped a date off, met another girl in the lobby and fucked her too
  9. You may jest but times like this that call for the calm, calculating, level- headed leadership of an Idi Amin
  10. I’m an old but find myself doing the reverse hook ‘em on occasion but only because I’m a hip, hip dude who always keeps it real
  11. Dammit I'm going to have to dig out my old comic book collection. I think there's a few Novas in there
  12. There’s people you like to hang out with, maybe have a drink or two, chop it up, as the kids say. Then there’s Charlie Kirk and John Sadler
  13. If you don’t get high in the morning you can’t be high all day
  14. Nice stems on Maria Taylor. No doubt she’d beat me at naked kickboxing but I’d really like to find out firsthand
  15. Not to mention his side gig where he cons naive Midwesterners out of their local band organizing, training and musical instrument funds
  16. I guess I don’t understand the concept of owning a sweet Porsche and renting it to strangers
  17. Except Walmart. For the life of me I can’t figure out why they refuse to put Fruity Fuck-o’s with Fuckberries on their shelves.
  18. In this day and age if you can actually see the power lines that’s pretty fucking rural
  19. When Ricky’s original agent (Master P’s brother in law?) signed him to that extremely shitty contract with the Saints, he was in the wedding dress with Ditka on the SI cover, smoked way too much weed, etc. he caught a lot of shit on hornfans, of all places. Weird because everyone knows what the consequences of discouraging words used to be there. Anyway I posted something defending him which I’m sure was very eloquent and a poster purporting to be his mom thanked me, asked for my mailing address and sent me these autographed bad boys… The return address checked out. Wish I’d have saved the handwritten envelope. Very nice lady
  20. The Great Escape just started. If you release sheep into a new pasture they’ll all make a beeline to the tallest grass. You release goats and they first investigate the perimeter fence. When they arrive at the prison camp everybody heads to the bunks except McQueen, James Garner, Charlie Bronson and a couple of others. Hadn’t noticed that before. Nice touch
  21. I had already checked out on that season so I only picked it up on the radio going home from our grandkids’ peewee football game. Absolutely shocked. Everyone went inside to watch the big TVs but I could only make it as far as the tiny TV outside where I used to grill. Stood there in silence for two hours. It was like being on a stand thinking I’d scare the deer off if I moved too much
  22. That’s front pocket money. Don’t even have to dig out the wallet
  23. Plus that extra $20 for work clothes. Sweet
  24. Mr. KKL: How about some of that Koolaid? JJ: But you’re not even in my cult Mr. KKL: But I’m married to KKL JJ: Somebody please give this man a large
  25. Shitty? Shelley Long actually being hot and her hot ass prostitute buddies. Peak Michael Keaton and Henry Winkler. ”Looooove brokers! Hahahahaha!” You’re just wrong man
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