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mr. sunshine

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  1. They should have a show with her just slicing, dicing and chopping up stuff. I’m in
  2. Is there a “fuck this guy” option on Twitter?
  3. What gets me is these are very good chefs cooking their signature dishes and it seems like he beats them 9 out of 10 times
  4. My cousin Brad was an ace pitcher in high school so he sat out the fall sports. When we were at football practice he was home after school watching episodes of Kung Fu when it was in syndication. The next day he’d summarize/act out the episode from the day before. What I’m saying is cousin Brad would be very proud of your work here
  5. You sound like someone destined for an offensive analyst/special projects slot with the Bears
  6. Just the way he looks should be a warning sign. He’s the villain in every 80s movie all rolled into one
  7. I don’t think he was talking about playing Ohio State. I think he was talking about kicking your ass personally. Hey I understand the urge
  8. Then there’s the expression “tit for tat.” What’s tat and where can I trade it for the other?
  9. I grew up working in our family owned tire store. When I was little I thought they stunk until my father pointed out they smell like money
  10. I am. Need something to set my Cold-Brew Barista on
  11. I thought had a cogent point in there somewhere but after some sobering up alas no
  12. Actually after a couple of pages of discussion of this episode, which I originally didn’t like, but after reading the comments it will undoubtedly be encapsuled in the TV hall of fame as the bestest episode of anything ever, I understand that Old Yeller probably enjoyed sweet, sweet relief
  13. Look I think the most recent episode was lacking but I also cried when Old Yeller died. Everybody happy?
  14. Well there is some corroborating evidence in the suitcase
  15. Having to travel usually eliminates the riff raff. But then again there’s aggy
  16. I don’t know if this belongs here but Kevin Kline, Tracey Ullman, River Phoenix, Joan Plowright, William Hurt and Keanu in I Love You to Death and when is that MFer ever on?
  17. RIP. Fez in meltdown mode was always prime radio. His impersonation of LeBron James’ mom almost made me wreck one day
  18. Agnes of God. A nun has a baby then kills it but doesn’t even know where babies come from. Jane Fonda counsels her while continuously lighting one cigarette off another
  19. But not particularly funny. The various Christmas traditions seemed forced and highlighted that the supporting cast aren’t very good actors without a decent script. The emergency case of halitosis and door to door search for a dentist was stupid.
  20. I was all in on Sark but good friends with Herbstreit? I’m going to assume Satan, Tim Brando and Hitler’s ghost already have too many friends
  21. Come on. Waingro getting shot was hilarious
  22. This aged like a fine cheese. One that fell off the truck on the way to the deli only to end up on the sidewalk in the heat and being walked on by pedestrians, eventually sodomized by a homeless person
  23. On a related note a couple of field side port-a-potties were burnt to the ground
  24. This one’s been around awhile but the prissy guy who thinks he’s being clever by having a nonalcoholic Heineken with his stupid lunch so he parades it around by boss’s office. But the boss is being interviewed on camera (!!!) so he’s exposed for the prissy, stupid, nonalcoholic Heineken drinker that he is
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