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mr. sunshine

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  1. Thinking back to college when we’d jump off the roof of our two story apartment building into the pool in the courtyard. No way we could slip or just flat out miss the pool
  2. Not to mention the crew that was apparently composed of Moe, Larry and Shemp trying to assassinate Lalo last season. I left out Curly because he was probably competent enough to get the job done
  3. Agree. Hating is very much giving a fuck
  4. Damn bud. Sorry for your loss
  5. Weren’t they previously aggy owned? I mostly avoided it for that reason except for Brewsanity which I’m told slams and goes hard
  6. I’ll go with II. Expands so much on the original. Sicily, Nevada, Miami, Cuba. Plus De Niro and Strasberg, Michael’s trial*, dead Fredo…
  7. Who closes the door to take a shit?!?
  8. Some day I hope Charlize finds time in her busy schedule for an Atomic Blonde sequel
  9. I had the Kreuz Market turkey breast a couple of weeks ago and it would kick your favorite turkey in the ass. I mean breast
  10. You ever seen a grown man naked?
  11. Middle aged men with their caps backwards. Just go ahead and admit you enjoy the cock
  12. This being Ohio State the real money is in trademarking “fuck”
  13. I still remember my last final exam as a freshman. Getting a six pack on the way home, smoking a bowl and The Thing was on cable. It was a good day
  14. It’s true. They competed right up there with some of the more unfortunate swimmers in Jaws
  15. I’d like to see that. It would end very badly for Jackie Treehorn, the Malibu chief of police and nihilists, among others
  16. Paint Your Wagon is on the Starz rotation so I gave it another shot. Once you get past Lee Marvin and Clint Eastwood trying to sing, this is a really good well written, funny movie. Also Jean Seberg would make me sit up and beg for butter milk
  17. So only Stanford fans slam and go hard less than we do. I’m gonna go ahead and have my butter milk and cornbread and go to bed early
  18. It’s like Amy Brenneman learned nothing at all from Heat
  19. The commercial with the asthmatic ginger shoving his way through subway and escalator passengers so he can rent one of the last 1,000 electric scooters available. First time I’ve ever pulled for asthma
  20. Lee Harvey, you are a mad man. When you stole that cow and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you cowboy
  21. Dammit. It’s like a corduroy pillow. Always making headlines
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