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mr. sunshine

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  1. I saw them at the old Sam Houston Coliseum for the Dream Police tour. He had a four neck guitar that spun. Also there was a giant laser shooting eyeball and I was pretty fucking stoned
  2. I feel kind of bad now but he/she who hasn’t judged a man by his terrible combover can cast that first damn stone
  3. Fargo. Norm “Son of a” Gunderson. Nothing but painting, ice fishing, buffets, potato chips in bed and married to a cop to boot
  4. Shit man think about it. I guess it’s what they call a way homer
  5. Growing up I worked at our family tire store so there’s no telling how many vehicles I drove in and out of the service bays. #3 is pretty representative of the interior of the average chick’s vehicle
  6. aggy thinks Audie Murphy was okay, perhaps a tad overrated. Certainly no Reggie McNeal
  7. I’m getting old but still glad I grew up enjoying movies before the internet told me I was a complete rube for doing so
  8. He certainly shouldn’t have to firld any questions about it
  9. Do I make myself clear? I’m sorry. I wasn’t listening
  10. As in hey Charlie Bronson enough with that fucking harmonica already
  11. One day they’ll fight to get ahold of your semen and not in a fun way
  12. Carol Burnett. This is allsome
  13. Saw them at Liberty Lunch back in the 80s. Good show although a tad confusing
  14. That’s some world class grimacing. You know who would have made a great aggy? Mussolini
  15. I think Karen’s onto something that should benefit the surly legal community. Don’t waste hours reviewing discovery before you form an opinion about a case. Just get your client’s mom’s version of events, run with it and don’t look back
  16. I liked the Richie Suck/Brian Wilson and Dr.Tom/Eugene Landy storyline. These writers are great
  17. Shoulda known. Texoeas jacket was a dead giveaway
  18. The one where the the guy’s got a brand new truck and his friends insist on throwing their muddy hiking shit inside and plopping their sorry asses in the seats. I don’t think so motherfuckers. There’s a reason they make truck beds
  19. In all fairness they work circles around the nonexistent cops in Pulp Fiction and the Kill Bills
  20. Mrs. Phillips used to be an anchor for channel 6 in Beaumont. If you ask me those tits were usually the day’s top story
  21. Having known county commissioners and the people that employ their relatives I’d say he’s dead on. Well so to speak
  22. Hey man I’ll have you know I’m a stay at home drunk lawyer
  23. Thinking back to college when we’d jump off the roof of our two story apartment building into the pool in the courtyard. No way we could slip or just flat out miss the pool
  24. Not to mention the crew that was apparently composed of Moe, Larry and Shemp trying to assassinate Lalo last season. I left out Curly because he was probably competent enough to get the job done
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