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mr. sunshine

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  1. No, Antonio. You’ve made millions and people have put up with your shit for years because you’re such a good guy
  2. All top shelf but your math is questionable. Grade-wise you can probably expect only a C but you’ll get one of those smiley face stickers from the teacher
  3. Yeah we’ve got almost everything but paramount+ but the mrs. is aware there’s Yellowstone-related crap on there so this seals the deal
  4. That would be a very nice line up today unless you’re dead or Kevin Spacey
  5. Good for Houston. They haven’t had a pro football team since 1996
  6. ESPN crawler says Sumlin will be head coach of the Houston Gamblers in the USFL reboot. He’s back baby
  7. If I called the shots any ad using Like a Virgin would have to be muted and have Quentin Tarantino in a picture in picture in the corner explaining the real meaning of the song
  8. The opening scene with the Henry Fonda reveal is allsome but yeah it’s goes very slowly downhill in the 2 1/2 hours that follow. Also Charles Bronson’s fucking harmonica “tune” is headache inducing
  9. Like they offer everyone with an 8th grade diploma but they’ve probably relaxed that by now
  10. On second thought I’ll see your Bumper Pool and raise you a Barkevious Mingo
  11. Bird Sherrill may be most SEC name ever. Also his smile is that of a kidnap victim
  12. I watched Big for the umpteenth time yesterday and was reminded how funny it actually is. It’s a classic movie. Not underrated. I get that. But it’s actually funny from the beginning almost to the end
  13. Meh after years of watching him somehow outrun every other elite athlete on the field I’ve developed a begrudging respect for the little shit
  14. She doesn’t look real. More like a hologram. Can you fuck a hologram? Asking for a friend
  15. I’ll take a Californian as a neighbor over your typical Yankee any fucking day of the week
  16. But he really took the tiny bottle of chardonnay and some cheese cubes on a paper plate as an inspirational message and not the “fuck you” it was intended to be. Really
  17. They should have known surly elite only drive hovercraft
  18. This. For example years ago I thoroughly enjoyed Trapper John, M.D. especially Pernell Roberts’ portrayal of the title character. I understand there was some backstory there but I never followed up on it. Something about Korea
  19. Initially the commercial for the Guaranteed Rate Bowl sounds like they’re advertising the Guaranteed Rape Bowl but I’m old and perhaps hard of hearing and Baylor’s in the Sugar Bowl anyway
  20. This must have aired outside my viewing area but daddy likey
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