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mr. sunshine

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  1. “If Tony and Greg want to go into a deeper think tank with their key stakeholders about the future of collegiate athletics, there’s no pride of authorship here as long as that communication continues at the rate it’s been,” Yormark said. “I really don’t think about this as an opportunity for them to move in a different direction.” “Life's but a walking shadow. A poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury. Signifying nothing.”
  2. If you google Yormak enough sordid stuff will show up to give your computer teh AIDS. Just a heads up so to speak
  3. Similar story just substitute vodka and grapefruit juice for those other drinks. Turns out after a point its the cruise line that decides what "all you can drink" really means
  4. I will PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk Sir yes sir!!!
  5. But on the plus side I'm learning Ryan Lane and Demi Moore can actually fucking act *Diane Lane?
  6. I performed the necessary search functions but found no thread for some reason. The most recent season is Truman Capote v The Swans whoever the fuck they were. Just a bunch of folks who happened to be born into or marry into the right family and believe they're extra special for that (born on 3rd base and think they hit a triple), including Capote and I love In Cold Blood. Read it 5 times. But if I ever heard they were having one of their extra special costume parties I'd see if I could meet and persuade some Banditos to go with me
  7. If you want me to keep my mouth shut, it's gonna cost you some dough. I figure a thousand bucks is reasonable, so I want two. I think this is the best Coen Bros movie. I'll duck
  8. Nature Boy. A documentary that originally aired on ESPN. When I was a kid I and 2 other friends ran the video camera at the Methodist Church. We'd watch Mid South rasslin out of a Lake Charles station or a Godzilla movie on channel 13 out of Houston if it was somehow better than Mid South. The only problem was we'd forget to switch back to the camera after the sermon the preacher would go missing for large chunks of time. Received dozens of complaints from the local nursing home
  9. But but but I heard Joey McGuire is a witch at recruiting
  10. I have word from a trusted source that we offered a book of Green Stamps. He wanted 2 and that was a deal breaker
  11. He was a sooner super fan so I naturally assumed he choked on jizz. OK I realize I'm going to hell for that remark but if Toby Keith's in heaven that will be OK with me
  12. Brent Duhon, who Dodge threw all those touchdowns to in high school was a friend of a friend. Dude got more butt than a ashtray
  13. On a completely unrelated note another lawyer buddy and I have compiled a Monkey Songs list for around 20 years. Songs are eligible it they have monkey in the title or lyrics or both. I'll have to dig it up but it there were over 100 songs on it last time I checked. This one's listed as the alpha"on the list with Nobody's Fault But Mine as the omega. Think about it
  14. I love monkeys but with my luck I'd adopt one of those little bastards that I wake up to him/her eating my face off
  15. If I went to school with a kid named Ryan Grubb, he'd be regularly accused of eating grubs, either in the form of a brief poem, cheer, song or all three. But not by me. I was way too mature for shit like that
  16. I told mrs. sunshine that Barbie had Best Picture potential after the first hour or so and then had to walk it back sometime during the last hour or so
  17. My advice to you is to get your eyes and ears checked out bud
  18. Weird. I saw this movie called Napoleon that kicks all these movies in the ass. Directed by some guy named Scott. I think he's got potential
  19. That's Mangenius to you
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