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mr. sunshine

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  1. I was a child of the 70s so everybody was on the Cowboys bandwagon back then. Me and a very few others rocked the Oilers letter jacket. As someone much smarter than me said before Fort Worth is where the west starts and Dallas is where the east peters out. Fuck 'em. Even though they're actually in Arlington which I don't hate
  2. Rewatching for the 7th time I think. Mrs. sunshine and I relocated to our family's fish camp on Lake Rayburn while our home was being built 22 years ago and had no TV unless you finagled the antenna just so. We resorted to our Sopranos collection on DVD and hence baby sunshine was created but we're separated now and mrs. and baby sunshine hate my guts. Fair enough. On my current rewatch I'm up to Season 3 Episode 4 which is appropriately titled "Employee of the Month" and I've decided I wouldn't hire anybody related to me or named Aprile to do fucking jack shit
  3. Yeah I know what you mean. I graduated in '86. Had a summer job driving a Greyhound package delivery van back when they realized they had a shit ton of unused storage space that could accommodate auto parts, semiconductors, etc. and thought they could compete with Fedex and UPS. Learned the back roads and short cuts getting lost too many times to count. That's what I picture when I think of Austin. It's basically Dallas now
  4. Counterpoint - Columbus is just another rustbelt shithole
  5. Any award won by any of the above would have to be fake. Except for you Steven Ponder. I've got a little statuette just for you
  6. Very much this and this is coming from a guy who played football back when those mongoloids just knew water was bad for you
  7. I was never much into the work of Chuck Lorre but I'll be damned if this show isn't the fucking shit. Well written, funny and a great cast
  8. Searched but not at all surprised there's no thread on this slumber party slap fight. Auburn is 5-4 & Arkie is 3-6. This Landon Jackson fellow reminds me of NoHo Hank on Barry only more gay if that's possible
  9. Honestly never been to the Cloak Room. Don’t even have a social media account unless surly counts. But yeah my wife’s on Facebook which pretty much makes me a Facebooker too -jules winnfield
  10. But but but he’s a hard commit to Georgia
  11. He and Wiltfong must have finally made it official. Good for them
  12. I was naive enough to think they’d make it to Shaq and Kobi. Somebody upthread suggested we’d be lucky if they just made it to the Pistons. Thought the Laimbeer reference was foreshadowing but fuck HBO
  13. and I happen to love butter milk
  14. *dick
  15. He still looks like a duck with ears but gotta admit this Finebaum fellow is growing on me
  16. I don’t know about you but I celebrate our special olympians
  17. El Greco, Michelangelo, da Vinci? Rank amateurs in comparison
  18. Hudson Standish sounds like the name of some prick on the Mayflower who died of scurvy
  19. I guess the move as a coach is to point out to a blue chip recruit that he’ll probably be playing in the NFL soon and last time I checked those teams are based in cities with tons of people, traffic, quality pussy and many other opportunities and aren’t based in podunk shitholes. Except Jacksonville
  20. Next you’d suggest Dusty Rhodes and the Midnight Rider are the same wrestler
  21. Wrong. Jackie Daytona is much better than Lazlo
  22. Just the name alone gives one a budgie
  23. You sure about that?
  24. Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps
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