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mr. sunshine

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  1. I’ll bet you wear high heels
  2. If it hasn’t been covered already the Trio flea & tick medication ad with the dog running into the giant worm’s asshole, emerging from it’s mouth and then the worm pukes and dies. It’s like a 15 second Cronenberg movie
  3. I think most humans have toes and might like to wiggle them on occasion. Didn’t realize they originated in California but I’ve noticed most folks who bitch about California are Yankees from some rust belt shit hole
  4. It was on a local station this morning during the news so now even guys like my 80 year father can uncomfortably enjoy its terribleness
  5. Whatever it takes to get an Atomic Blonde sequel. Multiverse that shit if you have to, Hollywood
  6. I’ll attest to the fact that Jim Beam with a little lime Topo Chico and ice spilled in there definitely does the trick
  7. Huh? I thought the C stood for curious
  8. Personally I skipped the book, movie and TV series and went straight to the magic that is Trapper John MD
  9. Every State Farm commercial ever disagrees with you
  10. On the bright side it doesn’t sound like he performed a full-on Warehime on the bathroom so they don’t have to move
  11. My first concert was Scorpions opening for Iron Maiden with Di’Anno. Beaumont civic center. ‘80 I think. A couple of songs in Klaus took a bottle to the head from the balcony and the place went nuts. Top 5 show ever Also ‘It’s a Long Way to the Top’ is not only the best AC/DC song but perhaps the greatest song ever
  12. This except without the stripes and custom rims. It was for my sister, who hated it. I was only 14 but allowed to drive it to my cousin’s and there was a a sand pit down the road. Good times
  13. Coincidentally those same words will soon be ringing in his ears courtesy of someone standing inside the Tuscaloosa County jail/Alabama pen
  14. ELO spinning their bass fiddles = party time
  15. The Limey was on this morning. Terrence Stamp fucking everybody up
  16. Potato headed with the haircut of a 12 year old and an even shittier wardrobe is no way to go through life son
  17. They charged more for a hamburger than a cheeseburger because holding the cheese evidently fucked up the assembly line. Also, like the sign said, insults were free. They eventually ran a speaker outside to harass pedestrians when things were slow
  18. Do you need a good lawyer? I need a good judge
  19. In the days before cellphones and the internet on signing day a district judge would ask me to periodically call the Statesman’s 800 number for updates and pass notes to the bench
  20. My father and I used to deer hunt in Kansas. We always got a kick out of how they talked about Lawrence like aggy talks about Austin
  21. Most of us at surly aren’t really familiar with that concept. Let’s just call her the girl with the restraining order to keep it relatable
  22. From lovely New Braunfels… TEXAS!!!
  23. Million Dollar Baby. Didn’t see that coming
  24. I’m interested in conducting business. How much?
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