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mr. sunshine

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  1. I do a lot of work for single mothers. Well I help them get their start -Steve Martin
  2. View From the Top. The trials and tribulations of Gwyneth Paltrow and her hot ass buddies becoming flight attendants. Kelly Preston’s titties were a national treasure. RIP
  3. The referenced post likened hiring Traylor as a position coach to doing the same with Nick Fucking Saban so keep your strawman to yourself bud
  4. He was really good that time in that Alamo bowl. Or maybe it was the Texas bowl. I think it was on the TV in the corner while I was shooting pool and I was pretty drunk
  5. UTSA? Ha. It would be more like hiring Choate away from Montana State to coach your linebackers
  6. So other than getting the name of the movie and its release date wrong you have to admit OP is spot on
  7. I predict he’s going to show up in John Wick 12 and I’m going to freak the fuck out
  8. I get up at 5 a lot because that coincides with me and our dogs needing to take a huge piss
  9. For some reason I took a first date to see this. I took the news that I wasn’t getting laid afterwards like a champ
  10. I think he’s saying that you could chew on anything in that picture and feel pretty well satisfied
  11. I don’t think just slapping on a little Hai Karate would do it justice. For Ms. Leon I’d consider a bull elk gland transplant
  12. Good. Since I’m drinking all this alcohol I’d like to put it toward something
  13. Before these commercials I didn’t know middle aged losers who wear eye shadow and stupid hats were anyone’s target demographic to shill cologne to. Finally there’s a scent for me
  14. If some milk, tea, whiskey or other liquid gets spilled on the table and it’s flowing towards your iPad the only way to save it is a Bounty paper towel. Because just picking up and moving the iPad until you can find something to wipe up the spill is apparently not a fucking option
  15. Hey I like square toes. Not everyone is born with the the feet of a girl/young lady
  16. Yeah it’s weird as fuck. Also fuck facebook. In the face
  17. Oregon hiring Kelly just seems so aggy and Jimbo
  18. At this point I think most surlies bang holograms
  19. Joke’s on you, TTUDad2012. We imploded years ago
  20. Very nice. Personally I get my eggs over easy so I can mix the yolk in with everything else but ain’t nitpicking
  21. After over a decade of wandering the desert yeah I’m sure yours are like beach balls
  22. I tried to fuck to The Fireman once (no homo) but gotdamn that upbeat tempo. Plus the fiddle solo. Couldn’t keep up
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