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mr. sunshine

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  1. or the boombox isn’t working so we’re unable to serenade you with 12 straight hours of ranchera at full blast
  2. I’ve lived across the street from several residential construction sites for the past couple of years so excuse me if my reaction to shrill, loud whistling to no tune in particular differs from yours
  3. You must be his mother
  4. Instead of strangling the whistler they’re actually clapping along. I think whoever determines academic rankings should take this into account when they rank Vanderbilt dead last
  5. This relief pitcher seems to have trouble coming to terms with the fact that he sucks
  6. Hey man you try chewing cud without it getting a little sloppy
  7. Well he doesn’t like you apparently
  8. I had to step away from the TV for a moment. Was that Mississippi State batter awarded first base because the lace on the catcher’s mitt might have grazed him?
  9. Although he plays for Virginia that guy had an Ole Miss hairdo, which voids the warranty
  10. So basically Triple H fucked her, lived with her and did massive amounts of drugs with her but believed putting her in the WWE hall of fame would trouble the kids he had with the daughter of the CEO of the WWE because she did some porn. Did I get that right?
  11. and the only people who will have consensual sex with them are each other. It’s a vicious cycle
  12. No Beaumont or Port Arthur in the Golden Triangle?
  13. I’m more than likely older than you and grew up reading Spiderman, the Hulk, Fantastic Four, Avengers, et al. But I put down comic books around the time I discovered pussy so I’ve got to google all this crap
  14. This made me wonder who coaches Arizona now and google told me it’s some guy named Jedd Fisch. I’d like to to plug some fun facts about him into this post but there aren’t any
  15. Saw this thread bumped and thought et tu Will Stone?
  16. This. I’ll see your Alamo Bowl ring and raise you my tattered Columbia Record & Tape Club membership card
  17. I take it you don’t come to this board to follow Iona recruiting
  18. I misread this as beets and immediately thought Golden Corral salad bar. That would have been a real violation
  19. Dammit I occasionally sport one. But in my defense it’s got generous pockets for weed, etc.
  20. I’ve got an 8 track with nothing but that and Pour Some Sugar on Me on it
  21. I like to rock a Gamblers jersey when I drive around with the T tops off my Trans Am
  22. That thread is alive and well here at Surly, it just has a different name (check the lulz board). Well I’ll be damned. There it is. Thanks
  23. I miss the old shaggy hot chicks reading news/weather/traffic thread. From what I recall it actually had pictures of said hot chicks
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