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mr. sunshine

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  1. Most call it dog piling. aggy calls it Saturday night
  2. SEC jizz literally shoots out of their ears
  3. They were hanging out around the salt lick
  4. Well at least not without a subpoena
  5. I don’t know if this is a Mitch Hedberg joke but if he was alive he’d wish it was
  6. The tagline to any decent ESPN documentary
  7. This show about the rich, rich history of Mississippi State baseball and their 0 national titles is fascinating
  8. No Golden Years? Not a dealbreaker but come on
  9. It’s like the old steam table at a titty bar. The one with the coagulated meatballs
  10. or the boombox isn’t working so we’re unable to serenade you with 12 straight hours of ranchera at full blast
  11. I’ve lived across the street from several residential construction sites for the past couple of years so excuse me if my reaction to shrill, loud whistling to no tune in particular differs from yours
  12. You must be his mother
  13. Instead of strangling the whistler they’re actually clapping along. I think whoever determines academic rankings should take this into account when they rank Vanderbilt dead last
  14. This relief pitcher seems to have trouble coming to terms with the fact that he sucks
  15. Hey man you try chewing cud without it getting a little sloppy
  16. Well he doesn’t like you apparently
  17. I had to step away from the TV for a moment. Was that Mississippi State batter awarded first base because the lace on the catcher’s mitt might have grazed him?
  18. Although he plays for Virginia that guy had an Ole Miss hairdo, which voids the warranty
  19. So basically Triple H fucked her, lived with her and did massive amounts of drugs with her but believed putting her in the WWE hall of fame would trouble the kids he had with the daughter of the CEO of the WWE because she did some porn. Did I get that right?
  20. and the only people who will have consensual sex with them are each other. It’s a vicious cycle
  21. No Beaumont or Port Arthur in the Golden Triangle?
  22. I’m more than likely older than you and grew up reading Spiderman, the Hulk, Fantastic Four, Avengers, et al. But I put down comic books around the time I discovered pussy so I’ve got to google all this crap
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