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mr. sunshine

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  1. and you actually had to pay extra for Babyfirst on satellite TV 16 years ago. It was like tipping someone for water boarding you
  2. I’m actually happy for the alleged victims and perpetrator. Living in Ohio would drain the basic desire to fuck out of most anyone. I’ve met many Ohio transplants and they’re only interested in ammo and cheese products
  3. No shit. He’s doing a post-shopping review of the grocery list, realizing his errors, and anticipating the Mrs. hanging a foot in his ass. This is my story too
  4. Evidently explored that Hwy 59 corridor and then ended up on I-35 north. WTF
  5. Since the New Braunfels Alamo ain’t coming back I don’t know if I can ever love again
  6. Reminds me of a young mr. sunshine until he eventually succumbed to age and disappointment. But stay gold, Ishmael
  7. Man I’d like to replace Jesse Plemons in Kirsten Dunst’s vagina
  8. I realize this isn’t the allsome commercials thread and I’ve never had a Kinder Bueno, much less know where to acquire one, but that floating redheaded chick is sheer perfection
  9. Please release me, let me go-o-o.For I don't love you anymore. To live a lie would be a sin. Release me and let me love again
  10. Also why is the blonde chick doing the horns down? What piece of industrial equipment mangled the guy’s right hand? My money’s on cotton gin
  11. Ricky Steamboat has to be the most well adjusted retired wrestler ever
  12. I had to hang around one summer for the sole purpose of passing Calculus II and damn near didn’t even do that
  13. My folks are Sam grads, season ticket holders, etc. Among other things, glad the game was on regular old ESPN instead of spending a couple of hours on the phone with my 78 year old father coaching him on streaming via ESPN Plus
  14. We’ve had Apple TV for free from the get but only managed to watch Ted Lasso. I thought that Theroux did some good work in the Leftovers, not to mention plowing Jennifer Aniston, so this is probably worth a watch
  15. I got a time out on hornfans for posting a photo of one of those battery powered monkeys with cymbals after an early 2000s assraping from OU. No commentary mind you, just the picture
  16. I spent more time reading the OP than I did watching MF after the first couple of seasons
  17. It’s good that no one in Chicago has ever used a racial epithet
  18. Looks like a guy who doesn’t realize weed is legal in the country he’s sitting in
  19. Roger Goodell sounds like a MC telling the crowd to give it up to Whitesnake
  20. The Kings of Leon suck for reasons other than being OU fans which should be enough
  21. His State Farm commercials are hysterical. Who writes that stuff? Mel Brooks?
  22. It’s like the juice from my purple hull peas soaked through the cornbread and ran over into the mashed potatoes and gravy. Or to put it on a level that most on surly can understand, it’s like the ketchup on your fish sticks touched the ketchup on your french fries
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