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mr. sunshine

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  1. Hey man they're Warhawks
  2. He's like having an old girlfriend commenting on how poorly you're fucking your new girlfriend
  3. Come on Mack. Dig in like a tick, fuck up their recruiting and new coach search and make them come find you in the basement of your house under a stack of dirty clothes to fire you. Or maybe you don't love North Carolina as much as you loved us
  4. It amazes me how many very wealthy people seem to be complete morons. Looking at you Jerry Jones
  5. On a related note Custer allegedly said Indians ain't shit
  6. Gotdamn those chicken legs look terrible. If somebody held a gun to my head I'd opt for the human foot
  7. Definitely an old lawyer/prosecutor beef but unlike what Flo declares in current Progressive Insurance commercials if someone steals your shit from your apartment and you're not home it's called burglary and not robbery. Robbery requires some kind of face to face encounter between the victim(s) and robber(s). If you're not home and somebody steals your shit it's called burglary but I understand most insurance customers, including myself, are complete morons
  8. Love me some McAvoy. He's good/great even if the script is straight up crap
  9. You got a problem with the Beegees defense? That's just your jive talking
  10. I wondered whatever happened to Steve Patterson. So Florida hired his dumb ass
  11. Florida State seems like they suck
  12. Allstate commercial with the frizzy haired, bucked tooth, ugly ass chick who offers to exchange some dude's ice cream cone for $574. She doesn't pay him and throws his ice cream cone away. Yep definitely Allstate
  13. The man is obviously sensible and well educated. He must post on surly
  14. Dolphins coach looks like Peewee Herman. I know he's probably got a name and backstory but I'm an old. Who gives a shit about this spare ass anyway
  15. It's like the old joke about aggy landscapers. Green side up
  16. It's Quinn and everybody else is a distant second. But feel free to fuck off media. Gotta have the drama
  17. Alright most of what I had was through Verizon - mostly Hulu and Max. Also had AppleTV but I guess I've gotta pay more for that now. So now I'm cut back to Sling and Amazon. Not complaining. I've got a regular 8-5 job now so my days of laying around watching TV are over but I'm not complaining. My question is if you had to start all over again what's the best bang for the buck? Thanks players
  18. Black Hole Sun probably not one of my top 10 Soundgarden jams but I'll be damned it works here
  19. I'm not the biggest NFL fan so please give me some examples of this "good guy" stuff. I think to the great unwashed he comes off as an overpaid, condescending prick
  20. Don't bro me bro. But by all means stay on the cutting edge of USF turditions
  21. But ESPN told me just a week ago that he'll be the next head coach of the Cowboys. They said he woh't win a whole lot but he's just so much fun
  22. Shit happens. Bama is my #2 team. Naturally #3 is whoever is playing aggy
  23. Sorry I didn't recognize the rich, rich tradition that is South Florida
  24. Bama hula guy with a Horns Down cap on while they struggle with USF? I normally root for the Tide but apparently they're rent free now just like aggy
  25. Yep. She had to walk home from my place early Friday morning. I mean it was nice and all but hardly worth a ride home or car fare
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