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mr. sunshine

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  1. This is going back to the late 70s/early 80s. It's like they only offered Hidden Valley Ranch salad dressing in an envelope that you mixed with buttermilk, which they still make and is still excellent. Then they bottled it for convenience sake. Not even the same stuff my friend
  2. The Mr. Pibb they used to mix and serve at movie theaters is the best fucking soft drink ever. Beverage-wise second only to bourbon
  3. Every movie John Cazale was in was nominated or won Best Picture - Godfather, The Conversation, Godfather II, Dog Day Afternoon and The Deer Hunter. Also dated Meryl Streep and died entirely too young. F cancer. But I'll bet you nerds already knew all this stuff
  4. This sounds like the working title to the latest installment in the Human Centipede franchise
  5. To grow up in Southeast Texas is to learn to despise LSU and their big mouth fans and 2-ply diplomas
  6. What? The man absolutely oozes charisma. I'll bet he's known as a real panty dropper throughout New England
  7. I loved this show until the Christmas episode in Season 2. That was absolute crap and I haven't gone back
  8. I can't eat a meal if someone with face tats is nearby. It's like that Nic Cage character who had to eat with plastic utensils because putting metal in his mouth made him sick
  9. What's the over/under on number of games until Joe Tessitore ODs on meth? It sounds like he's right at the brink already
  10. Did anyone say fuck Florida State because fuck Florida State
  11. Not only that but this is a win over the mountain of charisma they call Kirk Ferentz
  12. To eat each other out apparently. That's handy
  13. Amazing that he still draws a paycheck from any company except Dollar General. I'll bet that Miles Davis album cover actually contains the Best of Tickle Me Elmo
  14. Yeah I saw it Sunday and noticed it and half of the movies in the previews were described as "body horror." Had to google that shit but then again I'm fairly old
  15. sonobello. No lady your waist isn't and has probably never been "tiny." You're only slightly less disgusting than before you had to pay someone to suck the fat out of you
  16. He's probably drunk. Unless he's driving. In that case he's really, really drunk
  17. This is why I think she tops the list of any Sopranos bad guys
  18. My dad used to fish Lake Toledo Bend with his old fart buddies back in the 90s. I'd get a regular invite but if there was something more entertaining to do I'd pass, which was pretty much every time. I regret it now. Not only for not spending more time fishing with the old man but I later learned Dime, Vinnie and Rex used to fish Toledo Bend when they had some time off. Would have been a trip to meet them out there catching bass and white perch
  19. The ghost of Keith Whitley says hold my liquor store promo sized bottle of whiskey
  20. The internet has now achieved its highest potential. Shut her down
  21. Not yet but the coroner doesn't favor bras and has a fantastic pair of nipples
  22. Michael Keaton as Batman. Come on kids try and keep up
  23. Murder mystery/comedy series set in Key West, Miami and the Bahamas on AppleTV starring Vince Vaughn. Two episodes in. So far so good
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