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mr. sunshine

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  1. What? The man absolutely oozes charisma. I'll bet he's known as a real panty dropper throughout New England
  2. I loved this show until the Christmas episode in Season 2. That was absolute crap and I haven't gone back
  3. I can't eat a meal if someone with face tats is nearby. It's like that Nic Cage character who had to eat with plastic utensils because putting metal in his mouth made him sick
  4. What's the over/under on number of games until Joe Tessitore ODs on meth? It sounds like he's right at the brink already
  5. Did anyone say fuck Florida State because fuck Florida State
  6. Not only that but this is a win over the mountain of charisma they call Kirk Ferentz
  7. To eat each other out apparently. That's handy
  8. Amazing that he still draws a paycheck from any company except Dollar General. I'll bet that Miles Davis album cover actually contains the Best of Tickle Me Elmo
  9. Yeah I saw it Sunday and noticed it and half of the movies in the previews were described as "body horror." Had to google that shit but then again I'm fairly old
  10. sonobello. No lady your waist isn't and has probably never been "tiny." You're only slightly less disgusting than before you had to pay someone to suck the fat out of you
  11. He's probably drunk. Unless he's driving. In that case he's really, really drunk
  12. This is why I think she tops the list of any Sopranos bad guys
  13. My dad used to fish Lake Toledo Bend with his old fart buddies back in the 90s. I'd get a regular invite but if there was something more entertaining to do I'd pass, which was pretty much every time. I regret it now. Not only for not spending more time fishing with the old man but I later learned Dime, Vinnie and Rex used to fish Toledo Bend when they had some time off. Would have been a trip to meet them out there catching bass and white perch
  14. The ghost of Keith Whitley says hold my liquor store promo sized bottle of whiskey
  15. The internet has now achieved its highest potential. Shut her down
  16. Not yet but the coroner doesn't favor bras and has a fantastic pair of nipples
  17. Michael Keaton as Batman. Come on kids try and keep up
  18. Murder mystery/comedy series set in Key West, Miami and the Bahamas on AppleTV starring Vince Vaughn. Two episodes in. So far so good
  19. Since they got left out it's a good thing they didn't get their shit pushed in in their bowl game. Wait wut
  20. Just saw it. Kicks so much ass. Just consider Alien, Aliens and this one a trilogy and forget all that other crap
  21. Thanks for the list but please cut to the chase. I didn't know math would be involved
  22. I can remember when every single pro sports coach was old enough to be my grandpa. Now I'm old enough to be a grandpa to most of them. Except Andy Reid. You old fat fuck
  23. I was in a certain service organization in the 80s that blared "Johnny 99" over a loudspeaker for 12 hours straight during the hazing ritual. Never been waterboarded but I'd invite the comparison
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