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mr. sunshine

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  1. For some reason I still remember this bit of bathroom graffiti from Liberty Lunch circa 1986... "Sally Sore Whore asked Billy Bob Frat Rat What's the matter? Rather be wrestling in your underwear with your buddies?"
  2. Back in the 80s some frat boys took a beat up, rusty swing set and installed it as an art exhibit on the front lawn. Took weeks for the professors to figure out it wasn't legit and have it removed. Still probably the best exhibit I ever saw over there
  3. Minor nitpick but players who are Jrs., IIs, IIIs, whatever putting that on the back of their jerseys... For example Bronny James, your last name ain't James Jr. It's still fucking James
  4. aka the chili bowl haircut
  5. Gillette commercial with the father and son team getting waaaaaay too excited about razors. "Game changah!!!"
  6. I'm going to start using this. Naturally I'll say that I thunk it up on my own and give you absolutely no credit for this gem but that's how I roll
  7. Late to the party. Has anybody posted the Don Draper "I don't think about you at all" gif because fuck Tennessee
  8. Did you hear they had to close their library?
  9. If anybody could be the head football coach here and also take over basketball responsibilities it's got to be Sark
  10. JRSWYDT* *Jon Rothstein saw what you did there
  11. Lady friend and I caught the matinee at the Alamo on South Lamar today. Lots of interesting ideas but not fully baked or tied together too well. Not a fan of cannibalism, self mutilation and/or suicide. This movie is somewhere between "hey I can at least say I saw it", the car wreck nobody can look away from and an almost three hour beating
  12. I've openly questioned the man's boot choices before but he's not ashamed to hang one in aggy's or apparently anybody else's ass
  13. Hey if it makes sense to your tin foil hat it ain't a lie
  14. Well you see there's checkers and 3D chess. Keep enjoying checkers, aggy boy
  15. Also vigorously would Casey Wilson
  16. Very much this but nobody would kick her out of bed for eating saltines nowadays, assuming you could get her to eat one
  17. The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self awareness
  18. Saw it last night and surprised that there search function didn't turn up a thread. June Squibb, Richard Roundtree, Parker Posey and Malcom McDowell are sheer greatness and the kid who plays her grandson is pretty good too. Google it if you're not familiar with the premise or better yet just go see it
  19. or he could pull a Celtics and go hang out in Miami for a few days
  20. If Irish beat the Aggies, they'll emerge as a top playoff contender, thanks in part to a favorable schedule that some SEC teams would envy Crap called and said Noter Dame's schedule is stinky and offensive
  21. When they're about to take the final and Ken announces he's going to the bathroom and Val Kilmer says something like "That's not going to do much for your confidence, Ken." I use that one all the time when opposing counsel has to take a leak before the hearing
  22. In somewhat related news our old neighbor drove a beer delivery truck and would give us restaurant reviews based on his own keen insight. He once pointed out that all of the wings places he delivered to threw out their unsold wings when they closed at night. Except Buffalo Wild Wings. He said they're really into recycling
  23. Michael Douglas doin' work. 2nd best Franklin ever. 1st is this guy. 3rd is the historical reenactor that Jim hired for a bachelorette party on the Office to fuck with the bachelorette party. Unfortunately the original Ben Franklin is a distant 4th
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