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mr. sunshine

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  1. Visiting my parents so this week from the shores of Lake Sam Rayburn… FIGHT!!!
  2. I saw a dude wearing a yankees jersey and a TB12 hat last night. You left out the part where you threw a Coke at him
  3. It’s like you look up narc in the dictionary and there’s this guy’s picture. He replaced Eddie Haskell
  4. IFC shows Parks and Rec reruns Mondays and Tuesdays. Not my most productive days
  5. First time quote myselfer here. Tried to edit the above but that just unleashed an ad demon
  6. Evidently you’re tearing it up but can’t see shit captain
  7. There’s something very wrong with you. Please get help
  8. aggy law school thinks your reliance on statutes and case law is nice and all but definitely doesn’t constitute good bull
  9. I suddenly have the urge for a nice glass of buttermilk
  10. There ain’t shit on TV tonight but fortunately I’ve got this to watch until it’s sleepy night night time
  11. Hang ‘Em High. It’s like all these assholes tried to unjustifiably hang you but you recover and get deputized but the sheriff says you better bring them in alive, you homicidal maniac you
  12. or her and Sydney Sweeney having a naughty pillow fight
  13. Checked out after the Oklahoma State game last season and it’s been very liberating
  14. We used to play them back in the day. They had a guy who was probably four foot nothing who played halfback, wide receiver, safety and returned punts and kicks. Ran all over/knocked the shit out of us. Probably played in the band and sold concessions at halftime
  15. Also did you hear McDonalds sued Dahmer for ripping off their slogan?
  16. Texas is not only the coolest shaped state but also conveniently has a natural bottle opener if you get it in keychain form
  17. The song is about going sleepy night night. Pass
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