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mr. sunshine

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  1. Did your regular theater have videos of T Rex live and other cool shit before the previews? Yeah I didn't think so. Who likes cool shit anyway
  2. I used to be a DA in Southeast Texas. DA of a neighboring county was a renowned dumbass. At his first jury trial the judge asked him to call his first witness and you could hear him whisper "oh shit" to his assistant
  3. I thought he'd have pulled a Russell Wilson and traded up years ago but good for them
  4. I use "something must have happened to them'" on a regular basis
  5. also much like when I hear Stuck in the Middle With You I think about Pulp Fiction I'm sure when I hear You Can Do Magic in the future I'll think about this episode
  6. Looks good
  7. My internet is broke. It doesn't contain photos of Firecracker's big uns unwrapped
  8. Birth control. How does it work
  9. Giancarlo Esposito is in danger of supplanting the great Don Cheadle as my favorite living actor
  10. Thought they made enough of these already but holy sheeeyit this looks all some
  11. For some reason I still remember this bit of bathroom graffiti from Liberty Lunch circa 1986... "Sally Sore Whore asked Billy Bob Frat Rat What's the matter? Rather be wrestling in your underwear with your buddies?"
  12. Back in the 80s some frat boys took a beat up, rusty swing set and installed it as an art exhibit on the front lawn. Took weeks for the professors to figure out it wasn't legit and have it removed. Still probably the best exhibit I ever saw over there
  13. Minor nitpick but players who are Jrs., IIs, IIIs, whatever putting that on the back of their jerseys... For example Bronny James, your last name ain't James Jr. It's still fucking James
  14. aka the chili bowl haircut
  15. Gillette commercial with the father and son team getting waaaaaay too excited about razors. "Game changah!!!"
  16. I'm going to start using this. Naturally I'll say that I thunk it up on my own and give you absolutely no credit for this gem but that's how I roll
  17. Late to the party. Has anybody posted the Don Draper "I don't think about you at all" gif because fuck Tennessee
  18. Did you hear they had to close their library?
  19. If anybody could be the head football coach here and also take over basketball responsibilities it's got to be Sark
  20. JRSWYDT* *Jon Rothstein saw what you did there
  21. Lady friend and I caught the matinee at the Alamo on South Lamar today. Lots of interesting ideas but not fully baked or tied together too well. Not a fan of cannibalism, self mutilation and/or suicide. This movie is somewhere between "hey I can at least say I saw it", the car wreck nobody can look away from and an almost three hour beating
  22. I've openly questioned the man's boot choices before but he's not ashamed to hang one in aggy's or apparently anybody else's ass
  23. Hey if it makes sense to your tin foil hat it ain't a lie
  24. Well you see there's checkers and 3D chess. Keep enjoying checkers, aggy boy
  25. Also vigorously would Casey Wilson
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