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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:
Posted this elsewhere but saying it here:
Some of us just sorted a whole bunch of NIL stuff for the 2024 cycle for Texas football on behalf of everyone else. Texas roster management is elite in CFB at this point. Everyone should sleep easy about transfers and people leaving. Other schools, almost all of them, cannot say what I just said.
Praise be to Sarkisian, Billy Glasscock, Brandon Harris, Texas BMDs, Kenny Baker, CDC, the TOF and some random, ragtag rapscallions who had the audacity to say “fuck it, this is happening and we are doing this motherfucking thing and damn the consequences”, and Bobby Burton.
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"Drive a VW! I don't, but you should!"
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9 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:
Ed Orgeron would have been a disaster at Texas, dude hasn't coached in 2 years and was last working as the CEO of a clothing company he is fucking checked out. You think Banks and the monkey are an embarrassment to the university imagine how many coeds this dude would be caught finger banging on lake travis.
We've only gotten 8 pages out of this hire. Coach O would already be like 20+ more pages.
How many pages is Baker really going to get us going forward? MAYBE like one or two for the whole season. O would be at least 5+ per week and probably a whole, active thread when said fingerbanging rumors surfaced. Photoshopping people into this clothing line.
It's like you don't even CARE about content.
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12 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:
So where and which spot DO we waste our anxieties? I need to know. I’m putting my schedule together for next week.
My worries, in order:
1 - Sark's pre-game outfits for 2024 season (what will recruits think? are they SEC-ready? did Shilo and Shedeur model them first?)
2 - The Station status pre-T+1 (or whenever): lit or nah?
3 - NFL draft landing spots for Longhorn players vis-a-vis jersey colors and my eye color
4 - Nike shoes for fan release (supportive enough for my pronation issues? will young people do that "what are those?" thing at me?)- 1
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19 minutes ago, utfan87 said:
I love the debate, but why is the end all be all the fact that our #1 said no so fall back option now has less than 0% chance of success…
We Have No Insight And We Must Post
This hire is an information vacuum, and all vacuums must be filled. So we fill it with our inane ramblings, insecurities, self-validations, and fears.
Posting is the key. Posting is life.
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7 minutes ago, JBJ said:
Without a common force to keep posters in line, their default condition is one of "shitposting;" and it is a war of every man against every man. For "shitposting" is not merely posting a useless meme or the act of trolling. "Shitposting" is a period of time in which it is well known that posters will join the activity readily. It is a disposition to post terrible shit in times when there are no assurances to the contrary.
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Here's a link that isn't just a VRBO ad.
I like the part where Goldberg puts Deion in the category of Vince Dooley and Nick Saban with regard to "what he stands for". That playing for Sanders is a decision to shape the rest of your life in the same way.
That's amazing.
Little Goldberg, "Yeah so my dad called up the Colorado coaches..."
*minutes later*
Goldberg, "He hasn't leaned on me to do anything out of the ordinary in the recruiting process."
Just tell the truth. "We're delusional celebrity types attracted to other delusional celebrity types!"
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8 minutes ago, pacmanmakesitrain said:
I guess we didn’t shale out enough money.
With the slate of opponents we're facing in the SEC, I'm hoping we've got a gneiss amount set aside for coaches and a Spring portal transfer. We'll undoubtedly be facing stronger offensive limes.
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22 minutes ago, EZ$ said:
They’ve got a pretty strong, top 10-15 caliber starting 22, just can’t afford to have any injuries or it gets ugly quick.
One of the things that makes the Fisher -> Elko transition so funny is that Fisher brought in big talent.
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2016: 17
2017: 14
2018: 14 (Jimbo announced 12/17)
2019: 4
2020: 6
2021: 8
2022: 1Do they think Elko will produce anything even close to that?
Probably... we're talking about Aggies...
Duke
2019: 48
2020: 57
2021: 54
2022: 57 (Elko announced 12/21)
2023: 60- 2
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1 minute ago, nnm said:
He's not goated with the sauce, he's just a basic bish with a sprinkle of spice. Stop capping and get some drip.
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Just now, CashMcCoy said:
Just a quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag. Is he goated with the sauce?
stop cappin'
Spoiler(did I do that right?)
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58 minutes ago, Yesh said:
First victim of the new S&C coach?
That'll be the messaging, for sure.
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All on3-ranked 2024 OTs higher than this kid have already signed/enrolled.
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7 hours ago, TreatyOak said:
They just hired Jordan Peterson as their safeties coach. Will reinforce the victim mentality.
(read in weeping Kermit J Frog voice)
"I am the safeties coach. And to enact this properly I must teach the young men that the fundamental precept of 'safety' is ensured by male power and the masculine threat of and propensity towards violence, perpetually undercut and challenged by the feminine framework of rules and fair play..."
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49 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:
You know we're not all white, right?
username is apt
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1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:Akina posts like everyone's 70 year old parent or grandparent on twitter or Facebook. No wonder all the fucking olds here love him.
I'll have YOU KNOW my GRANKIDS are the MOST adorable children on THE PLANET.
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4 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:
“The french fry machine” is a weird way to say deep fryer.
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