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GSU&UT

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  1. 1 hour ago, Modessit said:

    Wife has been on a run lately:

    Last night leaving the restaurant she was pulling on both doors.

    Wife: The doors won't open.

    Me: That's because they say "Push".

    Wife says "Oh" and starts laughing.

    Wife: That's what happens when I drink beer.

    She had half a Lone Star.

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  2. Ugh, every time we make plans to go out something happens. Right now the kiddo is running a 101.5 fever. My wife is asleep and doesn't know this yet, and while it shouldn't be something to worry too much about since it isn't that high I'm betting she will cancel plans for our date night the second she hears this.

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