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chikin23

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  1. Just installed mine andgot a jet of water right to the face when I tested it.
    Throwing down some ruffage and black bean soup to see what this thing can really do.
    Do you guys keep a wash rag by the throne or drip dry? 
    I use 4 squares to pat dry.
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  2. When you go through the drive through kfc in Marshall, Texas and get some chicken that may be the best kfc in America.  I mean it was perfect.  Then, when you’re thinking “I’m going to post on surly about how great the Marshall kfc is, this news must be shared,” you realize that they shortdicked you out of your biscuit, and you’re halfway to Carthage.  
    You gonna drive back to Marshall for a biscuit?  Nope, just soak in your misery, sans biscuit.
    Dammit.
     
     
     
     
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  3. The easier way I was referring to was simply copying and forwarding the URL - I would never have attempted to explain printing to a PDF to my dad. 
    That's next, next, next level shit from where he maxxed out his technological give-a-shit meter. 
    He passed away about two years ago, and he was still using Ask Jeeves right up until the end. 
    Helped my grandpa setup a computer in the late 90s. I was using it a few weeks later and he had a post it off to the side for a link. He had handwritten the entire url, something along the lines of www.yahoo.mail/hkpshebaeer3345427dus.com
  4. Right turn, Clyde! Watching Every Which Way But Loose and while I like the movie, I have mixed feelings about TCM running it. Sure it came out in '78, but it doesn't feel like a "classic movie". I wish they would stick to pre-'75 films. That seems like a pretty good cutoff point, imho.
    Scanning ahead I saw they have Steel Magnolias and A League of Their Own playing.
  5. Leaving Vegas up 500 on craps. Method worked for me pretty well. Would've been more but got impatient with the nickel and dime stuff a few times.

    Had a good run with roulette as well. Shaggy had a post years ago about playing the 1st 12 and doubling up every time you didnt hit. Worked well for me too all the times I played except once. Got up 350ish and then made some stupid bets and wiped myself out.

  6. I'm a side sleeper and every time I roll over during the night, I have to reach down and pull my nut sack from between my thighs. 

     

    Been there done that.

     

  7. A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard.
    The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started learning to cuss." The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

    The 6 year old continues, "When we go in for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass."
    The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

    When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.

    Whack! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up,and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit,slapping his rear with every step.
    His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"

    She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"


    "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"

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  8. Maybe a dumb question on the bidet argument. How do you ensure that the spray is aimed properly at just the bunghole and that you don't end up with wet cheeks? Do you still wipe after you've sprayed? Do you have to sit there for a few minutes to air dry afterwards?
    Might need to slide around just a bit, relax to get a deep clean, pat dry with a few sheets of toilet paper.

    Best $25 I've ever spent. You'll also notice you aren't buying toilet paper as much either.
  9. Maybe a dumb question on the bidet argument. How do you ensure that the spray is aimed properly at just the bunghole and that you don't end up with wet cheeks? Do you still wipe after you've sprayed? Do you have to sit there for a few minutes to air dry afterwards?
    Might need to slide around just a bit, relax to get a deep clean, pat dry with a few sheets of toilet paper.

    Best $25 I've ever spent. You'll also notice you aren't buying toilet paper as much either.
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