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chikin23

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  1. Leaving Vegas up 500 on craps. Method worked for me pretty well. Would've been more but got impatient with the nickel and dime stuff a few times.

    Had a good run with roulette as well. Shaggy had a post years ago about playing the 1st 12 and doubling up every time you didnt hit. Worked well for me too all the times I played except once. Got up 350ish and then made some stupid bets and wiped myself out.

  2. I'm a side sleeper and every time I roll over during the night, I have to reach down and pull my nut sack from between my thighs. 

     

    Been there done that.

     

  3. A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard.
    The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started learning to cuss." The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

    The 6 year old continues, "When we go in for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass."
    The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

    When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.

    Whack! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up,and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit,slapping his rear with every step.
    His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"

    She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"


    "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"

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  4. Maybe a dumb question on the bidet argument. How do you ensure that the spray is aimed properly at just the bunghole and that you don't end up with wet cheeks? Do you still wipe after you've sprayed? Do you have to sit there for a few minutes to air dry afterwards?
    Might need to slide around just a bit, relax to get a deep clean, pat dry with a few sheets of toilet paper.

    Best $25 I've ever spent. You'll also notice you aren't buying toilet paper as much either.
  5. Maybe a dumb question on the bidet argument. How do you ensure that the spray is aimed properly at just the bunghole and that you don't end up with wet cheeks? Do you still wipe after you've sprayed? Do you have to sit there for a few minutes to air dry afterwards?
    Might need to slide around just a bit, relax to get a deep clean, pat dry with a few sheets of toilet paper.

    Best $25 I've ever spent. You'll also notice you aren't buying toilet paper as much either.
  6. Nick offerman in deadwood episode 2. Plays one of the highwaymen that kills the family from Minnesota and is later shot by wild Bill. Could have done without his complete nude scene after he met up with one of AL’s girls.
    i kept thinking the character looked like a young nick offerman. I was right. 
    Damn, rewatching the series and just saw this episode yesterday.

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  7. So a usual day finds you still at lunch at 2 PM, and that's not considered a late lunch? And currently there's a bunch of you sitting around midday waiting to eat cake, but you cant even accomplish that because the birthday girl is now eating her lunch? What kind of monkeyfuck company do you work for?
    I'm guessing his name is Richard and he works at the CA DOI Bureau of Licensing.
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  8. No I just hate them. They fucking suck. The old ones where you used your imagination were fine, but the kits that are supposed to be specific things can kiss my rebel dick. When my kids get them as gifts it's like I've been sent to prison. You have to spend an hour putting it together (the kids can't do it themselves), leaving you with a shitty toy you can't play with, that breaks, and then the kids are upset. I figure I put one kit together four or five times and then just throw it away while the kids scream like I am killing their puppy. 
    I buy my kids the generic color sets that are just random blocks and have no directions.
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