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BearCountry11

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  1. 13 hours ago, BearCountry11 said:

    Wife and I decided yesterday that we would go to a sports bar to watch Horns play VCU today.  I’m excited because this woman rarely wants to watch sports.  

    I get home from work and she immediately tells me she wants to go to this wine bar because she is in the mood for wine and not beer.  I’m pissed because I want to watch the game and this wine bar doesn’t have a tv (wine selection at sports bar is lacking).  After a brief argument we go to the wine bar.  We get our table and my wife orders a fucking Stella Artois.  I stare in disbelief.  

    Wife:  “well you were talking about drinking beer so much it made me want a beer!”

     

    Need to post a follow up.  

    Getting ready to go to work today and wife hits me with “I actually really liked that Stella last night.  We should buy some!”

     

  2. 8 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

    It didn't have anything to do with beer or wine.  It was all about her asserting her dominance over you and then rubbing your face in it.  Kind of like when another dog pees in your yard while your dog looks helplessly on through the window.

    Oh it was 100% a power move.  I was livid.  She ended up ordering wine afterwards but her reasoning for not going to the sports bar was because she did NOT want to drink beer.  

    As a result, I did get a “get out of jail free” card with going to the in-laws on Sunday and can watch hours of uninterrupted football instead.  

  3. 1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

    ^^^^

    Once sent my wife to the HEB five minutes from my house to get one ingredient that I needed for the dinner I was already preparing (and the reason why I needed it was that she used the last of it and didn't write it on the grocery list that's on the fridge, so I had no idea we didn't have it).  

    Took her 40 minutes to return.  She "saw people that she knew."  

    "Did you tell them that your husband is at home waiting for this ingredient so that he can finish dinner for the family?  I guess not.  Maybe you should have?"

    TONE.  

    This would have made me ragey.  Luckily my wife is pretty quick about the store now.  Did not start that way.  

  4. 8 hours ago, Bill Clay said:

    Any legit tamale places in Austin? I'll also be in San Antonio next week and can pick some up there if there's a no-brainer type place to go which I'm sure there is.

    I always go to Facebook marketplace and find someone selling them out of their apartment/garage.  Haven’t been disappointed 

  5. 45 minutes ago, AM Wood said:

    There’s no practical reason to want or need a Michael Kors purse or a pair of those fucking ugly hunter boots either, but Gina has them and so will I!

    The fucking Hunter boots....

    Wife INSISTED that she absolutely needed them and couldn't live life to the fullest unless those were on her feet.  Wanna guess how many times she has worn them in 2 years?  About as many as I have. 

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  6. Wife asked me the other day if we could put our Christmas tree up/decorate over the weekend.  We still had family in town from Thanksgiving so I told her we would do it Monday.  The reason for this is we have to move the loveseat from the living room to the office in order to fit the tree in said living room.  We needed every couch we had to seat everyone.  Didn't make sense to move the loveseat with guests still staying with us.  My wife probably asked me 4-5 times if we could even with that logic. 

    *side note - accomplishing all of this is very easily done.  I had no issue with doing it but we wouldn't have enough places for everyone to sit and watch football*

    Fast forward to Saturday night - everyone is relaxing by the tv in the living room.  I run out to pick up food.  I come back to see the loveseat in the office, the tree out in the living room (still in 4 pieces), and FOLDING CHAIRS set up BEHIND the main couch (because there isn't room with the tree).  She had decided to put the 2 taller guests in the folding chairs so they could see the tv over everyone on the couch.  Movie theater style seating except for, you know, the incline and the fact that our TV isn't that high on the wall.  The whole living room looked like a mess so I started drinking.  

     

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  7. Went to Brooklyn Heights Pizzeria (Leander, TX) for some football.  Hate their food but their football happy hour is good enough to where I'll stomach it.  Ate some pepperoni rolls that were pretty undercooked and wings.  Wings didn't seem off to me but I was pretty drunk so not sure I would have noticed anyways - pepperoni rolls were definitely undercooked though.  The mayhem began around 4 am.  I was hungover too.  Shitting and puking fire for what seemed like an eternity.  Easily one of the worse days of my life.  I'm still not sure how it was still going when I hardly ate anything the entire day.  There were so many times I considered going to the hospital just so they could do something - anything - for me.  Had a couple of times where I thought I just had to puke and ended up losing a good pair of underwear in the process.  Will never go back to that place.  

  8. Bumping this since we are going to Scottsdale this weekend (5 days).  Playing golf a few of them but need some more ideas: good cocktails, restaurants, shopping, etc.  

    Already going to Elements and Too of the Rock.  Thanks!

  9. I bought the Groupon for Lago Vista a couple months back (2 for 1 golf) that expires August 30th.  I had forgotten about it and there's no way I'll be able to get out there before then.  Anyone on here want it?  Just giving it away - it's already paid for - would rather it be used than go to waste.  And, yes, I'm aware you never lost the amount you paid but kind of defeats the purpose of the deal to go with that option.  Let me know.

  10. 40 minutes ago, blacklab said:

    Wife is in downtown Denver with a friend and they decide to rent a car and instead of getting it from somewhere in town they get it from the airport.

    They take an Uber and after they get there her friend realizes she doesn't have her purse so they can't rent it. Not sure why my wife didn't rent it, I didn't ask. So they have to uber back downtown and then back to the airport. $120 in Uber to rent a car for $40 for two days. 

    Literally just dealt with similar issue but it was airport parking.  3 day trip and she inexplicably decided to take an Uber....We live in Leander so that's $120 vs about $30 max for airport parking.  She thought parking would be a "hassle".  

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  11. 1 hour ago, BearSchlong said:

    What's that golf course off research/183? Balcones? I banged a chick on one of the greens back in the early 90s. Behind her parents house. She was fun.

     

    Anyone on here a member at The Hills in Lakeway?  My buddy fucked some chick on 9th green during our wedding reception.  Surprised he didn’t get caught but it was dark.  

  12. 5 hours ago, wood said:

    Soo...leaving tomorrow. Apparently there's a lot more sargassum seaweed than usual. Was it a problem on isla or the coast for any of y'all who have been recently?

    It was bad when I was there in October but didn’t see much on playa norte a few weeks ago.  

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  13. 8 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

    Did you inform her that she is a complete moron?

    I had exactly 2 hours to try and finish my round so I didn’t stay and argue.  I drove off as she was lecturing me.  Mid-sentence and all.  She was certain I was in the wrong for almost hitting her (again, couldn’t see her).  There was no swaying her opinion.  

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