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Fudbelty

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  1. The Univision feed just showed a Mexican on screen for about 2 to 3 seconds with:
    ”CHINGUE SU MADRE”
    In white block letters on his black t-shirt. 



    So did FS1
  2. When a server at a restaurant greets you with, "Have you dined with us before/Have you been here before?"  Unless it's at El Bulli and we're taking a culinary tour for the ages, it doesn't fucking matter if I've been to your place 100 times or never. 
    Will my answer somehow affect your service or the way they prepare the food?  "Oh, it's their first time here?  Okay team...let's cook the chicken all the way through then." 
    Yeah, I get it.  I order food, they cook it, you bring it out to me, I eat it, I pay you, I leave.  
    It's verbal flair 


    “Have you guys been here before?”
    “Yes”
    “Ok well in case you forgot there’s a bucket for all your trash and some extra paper towels”

    If “No”
    “Ok well let me introduce you to Mr. Bucket and Ms Paper towels”


    Lol fml. Wonder if anyone will actually catch where that’s from
  3. When you merge onto a highway and jackass in the far right lane speeds up to get in front of you, and when you slow down to get in behind them they move into the middle lane which was OPEN THE ENTIRE FUCKING TIME


    People who think they have the right of way while merging on to the highway. While I agree it’s nice practice to move to the left for merging traffic it’s not required
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