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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Uh, issue a statement of course! We are aware of an incident that occurred before today's game involving a piece of metal that fell from the stadium structure. The metal strip apparently had the initials RB, so it fell into the endzone untouched by any players on the defense. No injuries have been reported, and we are grateful for the quick response of our stadium personnel and local authorities. We appreciate the understanding and patience of our fans, who certainly recognize the irony here, and community as we address this issue thoroughly and transparently.
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Surly Boxing Thread
OK, after watching the fight, I apologize. I let my wishes override the reality. This was a show and it was scripted. Mike had opportunity and could have hurt Paul multiple times and didn't. Fuck you, Mike, for selling out.
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Surly Boxing Thread
Agreed and that's what us fans are really banking on. Tyson getting that clean shot to the body, with that devastating upper cut that just knocks Paul the fuck out. =I want to see this for many reasons, but also because I like seeing that "old-dad-strength" being on display against someone like Jake. I mean Jake was looking straight at him in the faceoff and never saw Tyson's slap coming. I feel like that was real and he's not ready for someone like Tyson, even at 58, which is why he's not fighting anyone with a significant rank. Paul isn't terrible, though, and is getting good coaching. Have to recognize that he's somewhat legit. But here's my take. There will be desire for this to last a few rounds with both boxers getting shots in to make it a good show. The good part is that I don't think Mike is capable of following a script. I know what he said about legacy, but that doesn't mean he's willing to let himself lose this match against someone he certainly doesn't feel will ever be on his level. Paul can also live through any of the possible outcomes. Win/Lose, he has multiple stories he can go with and continue to prosper off it. There is no losing scenario for Paul...unless Mike literally kills him. Mike comes away with the win here and they hug afterwards.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Why even look at the Surface device any more?
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Rush back in? LOL
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Cut him at half time. Hot garbage.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Hey, Diggs showed up!
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
I'll allow it, Steele. It's the Eagles. Also, Carter is a pussy.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
I'd keep Lamb, Micah, Overshown, Dowdle, and Ferguson. Also like how Zeke was suspended and no one even noticed. Including the stat sheet.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
No, no, no. Deion will be the coach and we're drafting Shedeur.
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🇺🇸 2024 Election Day 🇺🇸
Well, Tim Kaine beat Hung Cow. Best headline of the night.
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🇺🇸 2024 Election Day 🇺🇸
Did Acosta just say there's a problem because some people don't know how to sign their name? WTF is happening?
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
I'm not sure which QB gives the best opportunity to win right now. Lance, Rush, or Prescott. Take your pick. Feels like it's 13 ppg no matter who you choose. Also, don't give Turpin shit, Greg. He's not pulling an Anthony Richardson.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
We're so fucking dumb.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
8 seconds. We're gonna fuck this up aren't we?
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
LOL what a catch by Dowdle. Good kid.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Cook drunk?
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Keystone fucking cops.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Overshown is so damn good.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
McCarthy slamming the Surface device as if it wasn't his fault. Love it.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Another field goal coming up to bring us within 1!
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
To be faaaaaaaaaaair, he's not really fighting it.- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Well shit. How the fuck are we gonna score points now? - Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
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