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  1. Had liver problem could not absorb food anymore so had to put him down.
  2. See Ready Pic now 67 in TTT 74 in Total Horn 875 OBO Will insert any Thujones pic into skull upon request for peekaboo into 44 Mag hole. Will deliver to greater Houston, or Austin area for a sixer of Shiner Ruby Red. Otherwise can meet at BBQ joint.
  3. Aggy has infiltrated the Canadian CDC and been doing it right for years... Glory holes could be the key to having safe sex during the coronavirus pandemic ... at least according to Canada's top health experts. The Canadian CDC breaks it down like this ... if you're gonna have sex during the pandemic, it's a helluva lot safer to "use barriers, like walls (e.g., glory holes), that allow for sexual contact but prevent close face-to-face contact."
  4. Just kidding man. I sell VR gear, I can confirm that our high powered gaming units are pretty much sold out.
  5. Sorry man, ya’ll had Columbus, but the mob rules against Catholics and explorers.
  6. They never hit me in Austin Co. , though their taxes go up every fucking year so guess no need. Maybe the oaks give it enough camouflage.
  7. Built one 8 years ago with outdoor shower and composting toilet. Essentially built two elevated decks between two giant oaks. Left an expansion gap between trees. These are wateroaks so the absorb more than they push. Still everything is square today, the deck that supports outdoor shower needs to be adjusted every few years, but otherwise it has been great.
  8. Guess it depends on their preconditions. But just because someone dies does not mean the season ends.
  9. Let’s add ND to the schedule. Since Wiscy will not play them.
  10. Great town, did some work at the Chekowicz refinery (built by Rockefeller)and then hung in Krakow for a bit. Another place where divorce is likely.
  11. Or they accelerated the cull by mandating nursing homes convalesce covid patients.
  12. Private school will cost, cost of living will cost, but if you think the children are safer, go for it, you may consider north or south not east or west so as to not timezone. Would think private insurance may cost as well. Might want to invest in air ambulance insurance in case they treat you like the dirty foreigners you all are. I always thought Buenos Aires was a great place. Though may lead to divorce between the wine and the copious amount of restaurant quality ass.
  13. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pecan_Park_raid Should of wrote Harding St. Alcevado came on when this happened and blamed lack of gun control for officers being shot. Then all hell broke loose.
  14. He sure shit all over the people on Holly St his drug unit executed. Took the anti-gun approach to blame them for being SWATed. He should be fired.
  15. Cool, they should be ready by August.
  16. Could it be that their attendance drop coincides with their ratings?
  17. 🍆🍩👮🏻‍♂️ Right about now, N.W.A. court is in full effect Judge Dre presiding In the case of N.W.A. vs. the Police Department Prosecuting attorneys are: MC Ren, Ice Cube And Eazy motherfuckin' E" "Order, order, order Ice Cube, take the motherfuckin' stand Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth And nothin' but the truth so help your black ass?" "You Goddamn right!" "Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?" Fuck the police comin' straight from the underground A young nigga got it bad 'cause I'm brown And not the other color so police think They have the authority to kill a minority Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one For a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun To be beatin' on, and thrown in jail We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell Fuckin' with me 'cause I'm a teenager With a little bit of gold and a pager Searchin' my car, lookin' for the product Thinkin' every nigga is sellin' narcotics You'd rather see, me in the pen Than me and Lorenzo rollin' in a Benz-o Beat a police out of shape And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape To tape off the scene of the slaughter Still gettin' swole off bread and water I don't know if they fags or what Search a nigga down, and grabbin' his nuts And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none But don't let it be a black and a white one 'Cause they'll slam ya down to the street top Black police showin' out for the white cop Ice Cube will swarm On any motherfucker in a blue uniform Just 'cause I'm from the CPT Punk police are afraid of me! Huh, a young nigga on the warpath And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath Of cops, dyin' in L.A. Yo Dre, I got somethin' to say Fuck the police Fuck the police Fuck the police Fuck the Police "Example of scene one" "Pull your Goddamn ass over right now" "Aww shit, now what the fuck you pullin' me over for?" "'Cause I feel like it! Just sit your ass on the curb and shut the fuck up" "Man, fuck this shit" "Aight, smart ass, I'm takin' your black ass to jail!" "MC Ren, will you please give your testimony To the jury about this fucked up incident?" Fuck the police and Ren said it with authority Because the niggas on the street is a majority A gang, is with whoever I'm steppin' And the motherfuckin' weapon is kept in A stash box, for the so-called law Wishin' Ren was a nigga that they never saw Lights start flashin' behind me But they're scared of a nigga so they mace me to blind me But that shit don't work, I just laugh Because it gives 'em a hint, not to step in my path For police, I'm sayin, "Fuck you, punk!" Readin' my rights and shit, it's all junk Pullin' out a silly club, so you stand With a fake-ass badge and a gun in your hand But take off the gun so you can see what's up And we'll go at it, punk, and I'ma fuck you up! Make you think I'ma kick your ass But drop your gat, and Ren's gonna blast I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to crime But I'm a smoke 'em now and not next time Smoke any motherfucker that sweats me Or any asshole that threatens me I'm a sniper with a hell of a scope Takin' out a cop or two, they can't cope with me The motherfuckin' villain that's mad With potential to get bad as fuck So I'ma turn it around Put in my clip, yo, and this is the sound Yeah, somethin' like that But it all depends on the size of the gat Takin' out a police would make my day But a nigga like Ren don't give a fuck to say Fuck the police Fuck the police Fuck the police Fuck the Police "Yeah man, what you need?" "Police, open now" "Aww shit" "We have a warrant for Eazy-E's arrest Get down and put your hands up where I can see 'em" "What the fuck did I do, man, what did I do?" "Just shut the fuck up And get your motherfuckin' ass on the floor" "But I didn't do shit" "Man, just shut the fuck up!" "Eazy-E, won't you step up to the stand And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?" I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jackin' Sweatin' my gang, while I'm chillin' in the shack, and Shinin' the light in my face, and for what? Maybe it's because I kick so much butt I kick ass, or maybe 'cause I blast On a stupid-assed nigga when I'm playin' with the trigger Of an Uzi or an AK 'Cause the police always got somethin' stupid to say They put out my picture with silence 'Cause my identity by itself causes violence The E with the criminal behavior Yeah, I'm a gangsta, but still I got flavor Without a gun and a badge, what do ya got? A sucker in a uniform waitin' to get shot By me or another nigga And with a gat it don't matter if he's smaller or bigger (Size ain't shit, he's from the old school, fool) And as you all know, E's here to rule Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin' in the mirror And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a Dumb motherfucker with a gun And if I'm rollin' off the 8, he'll be the one That I take out, and then get away While I'm drivin' off laughin', this is what I'll say Fuck the police Fuck the police Fuck the police Fuck the Police "The verdict The jury has found you guilty of being a redneck White bread, chicken shit motherfucker" "But wait, that's a lie! That's a god damn lie!" "Get him out of here!" "I want justice!" "Get him the fuck out my face!" "I want justice!" "Out, right now!" "Fuck you, you black motherfuckers!" Fuck the police Fuck the police Fuck the police
  18. 78 in ttt, though could be a smidge smaller after taxidermy
  19. Nah that is first class horseshit. They can effectively end their careers at Texas. Overshown, has pretty much made that choice.
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