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orangebird

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  1. On top of the news yesterday that they poached Ross Bjork from aggy to be their new AD. Yes, the same Ross Bjork that massively fucked up aggy's latest coaching search. Methinks Columbus is about to go through some shit.
  2. Just had to drop by and point out that, before Jarrod Hufford puts Texas in its place, he might want to work on putting <checks notes> Memphis in their place.
  3. By the way, did you know his dad and Colt's dad were roommates at Abilene Christian? (Got to break out all the greatest hits!)
  4. I love a lot of music, but the 80s are one of my jams.
  5. I believe the error here is in thinking that there is any logic whatsoever involved in their thinking.
  6. Not a fan of the 80s, I gather.
  7. The above Peter Burns sucks. This Peter Burns is much, much better: Just saying.
  8. Live look at the aggy football roster:
  9. He saw 979 on the caller ID and said, "new phone, who dis?"
  10. Hermleigh, Lazbuddie, and Rising Star all checking in, too.
  11. Fair point, texags is a marginal source at best. We'll probably never really know for sure. I odn't remember if it was posted elsewhere, maybe Twitter/X? But if there is any truth to be had in that, then they may be waiting a while until things stabilize in their athletic department before they give him the boot. Kind of like a divorce situation where the estranged couple is stuck living in the same place for a while because they can't afford to move out. That whole program is a raging dumpster fire right now, and they probably have more pressing fish to fry, like filling out Elko's assistants and trying to salvage what's left of their roster and recruiting class. It's hard to say.
  12. So to recap the last week and a half: aggy tried to get Mike Stoops and whiffed Massive dysfunction in the aggy athletic department between Bjork vs the BOR/Big CIgars, who didn't know about Stoops aggy hires Elko Petrino, Robinson, and other corches all announce their departures aggy players begin entering the portal aggy recruits begin flipping Their most hated rival (us) wins its conference championship Their most hated rival (us) gets a bid to the CFP I know the Downfall meme has been completely overdone, but never has it been more apropos than it is for aggy after this entire turn of events.
  13. Well in their defense, those goobers can write some amazing fan fiction when it comes to their program.
  14. Turdition. And to be honest, some of them just can't quit their first loves out in the barnyard.
  15. If they keep that shit up, the Morton Salt Company is going to open a new mine in Brazos County somewhere.
  16. As bad as the Strong tenure was, that will forever remain as one of the few highlights from that era. Never gets old.
  17. So Elko has roughly three weeks to find a new OC and DC, install a new scheme, and then train what few players they have left on it. That's an insanely tall order. If they could pull that off, it would go down in aggy lore as the sequel to the Junction Boys. But I'm not holding my breath.
  18. That HAS to be a sock puppet for one of our posters here! Nice work.
  19. No corches around to corch the Texas Bowl...and at the rate they're going, no players available to play in it, either. Yep, I smell a "COVID" outbreak incoming.
  20. Seriously. I used to read his drivel in the Spaceman back in the day, and I would always wonder to myself, "why are you like this?"
  21. We were always the big prize for the SEC, which is obvious to everyone outside of Collie Station.
  22. Well I hear this dude's available...
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