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orangebird

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  1. We're getting buttfucked out of the CFP, aren't we.
  2. Nuke this game from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
  3. I've been less bored from sitting in the DMV and staring at the wall than I have been watching this game.
  4. Yormark: "I hope [Tech] takes care of business in Austin..." Texas:
  5. Bye bye, Rig XII. You had your fun at daddy's expense for the last 14 years, but our revenge tour is now complete. Enjoy irrelevance.
  6. How's that turd sandwich tasting there, Yormark?
  7. TEXAS IS BACK!
  8. Hey Yormark...
  9. Happy for Keilan. We got enough for all our RBs to eat!
  10. No mercy. I want to see Sweat take the ball away and run it in for a score here. Let the man eat on both O and D.
  11. I like Sark overall, but I will never understand why he comes out and turtles in the second half with a big lead. Be aggressive. Smash their hopes. We can burn clock in the fourth quarter.
  12. I admire Sark for taking accountability and admitting his fuckup. That's the kind of example a good leader sets for the people he is in charge of. Bush league tactics by Gundy, substituting to take advantage of the rule to substitute to force Texas to take a time out. That should not be allowed. Refs should release the ball after 10 seconds, and if Oklahoma State doesn't have all their dudes lines up, too fucking bad.
  13. 1. The current roster might go 11-1 in NCAA Division II. 2. The current roster ain't staying the same next year...Johnson is already out the door, I expect others will follow.
  14. You could seriously get an AI to write this shit at this point. I think I read this exact same post when they hired Jimbo. Invariably, when they give Elko the Mike Sherman treatment in about five years, this post will pop up again for their next coach. aggy's favorite coach is always the new one they just hired. Just like aggy's favorite QB is the one sitting on the bench. You can set your watch to it.
  15. I was wondering if she was Billy Liucci in drag...
  16. It really cracks me up how the aggy sports poet in the above tweet cited the number of CEOs who graduated from their school as an argument to support the notion of their athletic department being elite. Like, what does that even have to do with the price of tea in China? I'm pretty sure if I put that information into an essay regarding how elite my university's athletic programs are, my senior English teacher would have flunked me for going completely off-topic. That whole institution is formed around an identity of an inferiority complex - and specifically, having to artificially pump themselves up as being superior in every possible way to convince themselves that they are not inferior. It's mass psychosis - and not to mention, utterly pathetic. I actually work with a few aggy engineers who are firmly in the 2% crowd, and they're fine. It's the redass dipshits that give me a headache.
  17. LOL, for some reason I was thinking this wasn't Eric Dickerson. Not sure why! Getting old sucks.
  18. Oh shit, you're right...I should have even noticed the Pontiac logo on the hood. Furk. Guess I need that second cup of coffee today after all...
  19. I remember about 20-25 years ago on HornFans there were still discussions of how Jackie Sherrill had FedEx'ed envelopes of money to aggy players. Though giving the recruit who never set foot on aggyland a Camaro has to take the cake.
  20. My very rough back of the envelope estimate the other day was roughly $130 million, so this seems right in line with what I had been guessing. Wow. There are a lot of schools whose entire annual athletic budget isn't even that high. And here we have aggy, spending money like a drunken sailor in a whorehouse. I'd say it's unbelievable...but it's kinda their thing.
  21. FIFY
  22. Aw come on, it was just that one episode of drunk motorcycle riding with his extramarital paramour! Could have been any of us, right?
  23. This reads like a badly-written fanfic. He hated living in Bryan but loved aggy? I think my brain broke just reading that. That was about five minutes and several IQ points of my life I'll never get back.
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