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"Dear Tom, it's not you, it's me....."


El Squared

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Dearest Tom, 

We need to part ways. You are fantastic, but we are just too stupid to see it. 

I know its so shallow to want to win games and such but not all of us have $6.7million/ year to distract us from these superficial pursuits.

Likely shitty defense, offense, and special teams pays off in a 4D space multiverse somehow, but we are confined to our little 3D universe that can implode at any time with a single extra CO2 emission from Peoria, Ill. 

So , we bid you adieu with a heavy heart and a prolapsed rectum understanding how poorly we appreciate true genius- even  as it is piled up in a dark brown steaming heap right before our very eyes.

Sorry,

Bevo

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