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Posts posted by Poolflood
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8 hours ago, Armybrat said:
I’m at the Venetian in Las Vegas, so how much should I lay on the game?
Half of your budget for hookers and blow. You'll double up after the game.
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UT 31
T-boons boys 28
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Will he? Won't he? Fuck it. I'll be in NSAA till Monday. Nudge me when it's over
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3 hours ago, HuskiesHorns said:
I don't know what happened to jack n the box, but their burgers taste like cardboard.
You weren't drunk enough.
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From an asshole to sonofabitch - glad the close call was not tragic. I remember every close call I've had with my kids and the oldest is only sixteen.... Hope I survive him learning to drive.
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IOP1
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4 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:
He hasnt had a meaningful snap in over a year. Even Joe Montana couldnt just come out of the stands and have a feel for what these receivers will do. He sucked because Herman decided we were gonna go without a true backup this year. Although Ehlinger is the better QB at this point, Shane wouldnt be this much worse than him with some meaningful playing time.
Yes, but 75% of the posters bitching over the last two pages would have come in and completed 90% of their passes with zero interceptions. Shane just sucks
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The lack of rear entry jokes on this thread makes me sad.
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27 minutes ago, sushihorn said:
very literal turn of mind
My first thought was his interview with Lopez and Wright on Houston radio while head coach at Cougar High. He was genuinely dismayed by the term "doesn't smell right".
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Texas 51
Baylor 20
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So a thread with an idiot OP with a picture of VY (Awesome) in an eagles Jersey (da fuck)?!
Is this like suicide by cop?
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Tl;dr
It's what ole butter teeth was looking for?
Pound yo momma and make her beg for mercy, type offense.... Just from a spread set?
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Sagarin's computer smoking crack. ou at 6. Texas at 16.
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16 minutes ago, Xian said:
It really was a near perfect ending. A beat down might have been more fulfilling nearterm, but the near OU comeback moves this game to legends category that will make it still be remembered by both sides 20 years from now.
Yum. Sooner tears 20 years from now will sure taste good. Especially if KM goes on to have a great baseball career. Like a fine wine.
Don't think that fucker had the mental fortitude to make it to the show.
Maybe defensive substitute or pinch runner.
Too big of a pussy to make it through the system
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1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:
And OU still fucking sucks!
9:36 and still fucking sucks
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17 hours ago, crimsonlonghorn said:
I work from home so I'm usually the one who "gets ready" for the cleaning lady each week. I don't travel a whole lot, but I do travel for work some and Mrs CL has lately started complaining lately about the cleaning lady coming when I'm out of town. Apparently it's too much work for her to spend the 10 minutes that I normally spend getting the house ready picking up dirty clothes and putting away breakfast dishes. She says it's hard enough already to get the kids out of bed and off to school by herself. (Normally this is my job, too)
This week I have to leave town. Cleaning lady is supposed to come on Wednesday (today). Mrs CL tells me to tell the cleaning lady not to come at all. She "can't handle" the extra work. I tell her OK, but point out that the house will now go two weeks without getting cleaned up and it needs it.
Never fear she says, I'll do a little cleaning myself before I go to work. I ask about this obvious contradiction and apparently that's a TONE-worthy question I shouldn't be asking.
These are the texts I started getting during my breakfast meeting this morning in Chicago:
There's a joke about "sucking" in here but the whole thing is just too sad
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3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:
C'mon - it has us beating Baylor at home.
Mea culpa mea maxima culpa.
Like most of the rest of the world I forgot about "Baylor Football"
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Huck,
I love ya man but you done fucked up the math. Your match up predictor says we don't win again till Iowa St.
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19 hours ago, UcancallmeSurly said:
Aggy Uber driver tday: ''Texas should have cancelled the series with OU & not us... A&M/Texas was a much bigger rivalry". Overall great guy, veteran etc... later he shared that his Longhorn fan Dad told him that if he would've known his son was going to be an Aggy, he would have drowned him at birth.
My version of this.
I've told my teenage kids since they were old enough to make our proper sign and say "Hook 'em".
I'll love you most if you go to UT.
I'll still love you if you go to atm.
I'll forget your name in fifteen fucking seconds if you go to ou.
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Blow u had played a week ass schedule. They have confidence.
Punch the little fuckers in the mouth, put our foot on their throat, profit!
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Hager and Sam have to be on point. Neither can let emotion of the game get the best of them.
Orlando's delayed blitz packages will get us lit. Bring the house with GJ to convince the little fuck that shortstop is his best position.
Ingram and Tre need to pound the rock.
Hook'em
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These haiku's suck ass
I know I could do better
Fuck ok landthieves
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Texas 34
ou 31
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As I've caught up on this thread today what I learned is that too many of you had nothing or no one to do on a Saturday night
Tell Me About Texas a&m
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Holy fuck. Who's the dude in the wig?