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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. I don't even know who the CEO of Ford is. My news feed tried, unsuccessfully and annoyingly at first, to force me to know who Elon Musk was. That wasn't enough, so Elon Musk insisted and bought the world's largest social media site, because apparently I "didn't get" Elon or why he was the most interesting man the world in the first few hundred or so inescapable encounters. 

    Now he's a clown fire confirming most things I suspected but had little idea were so cartoonishly accurate.

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  2. 50 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

    Let's not forget what Adam Kinzinger recently said about Trump:

     . . . the Trump odor is “not good. The easiest way to explain it … take armpits, ketchup, a butt and makeup and put that … in a blender and bottle that as a cologne.

    Even though it was Alex Jones, I thought the Hillary smelled like sulphur thing was oddly to specific.

  3. 2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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    In Soviet USA, National Campaign Office take campaign donations from you.

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    Sean, we were looking over donations to Trump Truth Defense Fund and see that you have not yet responded. Now more than ever, we need patriots who love America as much as President Trump to stand with him to defend this great country. Make your commitment today to our great country. Tomorrow, I will take the list of donors to the Oval Office for President Trump to review. He will disappointed if your name isn't on the list.

    Here is a photograph of President Trump in the Oval Office reviewing the list of patriots who support the Trump Truth Defense Fund.

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    He's looking for your name!

     

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  4. 30 minutes ago, Captainant said:

     

    1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

    In looking at this photo:

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    What's going to happen, warranty wise, when it rains on these vehicles, birds shit on them, etc?  Tesla has already explicitly warned against this kind of thing:

    https://www.tesla.com/ownersmanual/cybertruck/en_us/GUID-65384C1F-86F2-44E8-A8BC-8A12E7E00A40.html

     

     

     

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    Warranty voided.

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  5. 20 minutes ago, 'stache said:

    TBH, other than the reasons he's there, nodding off during jury selection is about as humanizing as he's appeared in decades. 

    "Oh! Look at his leg twitching! He's running from the cops!"

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  6. 1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

    Judge Lucius Desha Bunton of the Western District of Texas, RIP, had a number of rules about how lawyers could walk around the courtroom and how witnesses behave. He enforced the rules with a water pistol. At first. 

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  7. 1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

    man, do I need to scrub my social media in case I ever need to be a juror against Trump? I mean, the chances are more than zero

    I'd be showing the best ones.

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  8. 10 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Aside from getting your brother's age wrong, Barron hypothetically getting money sent to his bank account from his his/your dad from shady deals is pretty much the trial-free means by how your trust fund dad became a millionaire by age 8, you whiney asshole. 

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