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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. Pumpkin Spice!
  2. Please Lord, let me get back to work promoting fascists' cuts to cancer research.
  3. DM Ingrassia and ask him how you get into the White People Club, Quick Draw.
  4. Throwing candy out to the crowd Dragging down the main The helpless little thing with the dirty mouth Who's always got something to say You're sitting around at home now waiting for your brother to call I saw him down in the alley Having had enough of it all Said you can do what you want to whenever you want to You can do what you want to there's no one to stop you All spit and spite you're up all night and down every day A tired man with only hours to go just waiting to be taken away Getting into the back of a car for candy from some stranger Watching the parade with pinpoint eyes full of smoldering anger You can do what you want to whenever you want to You can do what you want to there's no one to stop you Now you can do what you want to whenever you want to Do what you want to whenever you want to Do what you want to whenever you want to Though it doesn't mean a thing Big nothing https://youtu.be/iU9yMN1MCfY?si=p9t0Cc_lORRRv2z6
  5. More musically incorrect and better
  6. I was never a huge White Stripes fan but this caught me at the right time, jacked up on coffee at a truck stop urinal. JFC, that is a hooky Page-worthy riff blown thru an octaver ascending while the vocal line descends to meet it at that final *omph* note. Goddamn right I'll bang my head at a pisser.
  7. Subtitle: "Oh, And Another Thing About Gene and Paul..."
  8. Admist Trump lavishing the claimed net benefit to society of immigrant raids selectively on Dem cities in Dem states, Abbott can't find any immigrants admist downtown Austin's construction sites, so the homeless are a good substitute. https://www.statesman.com/news/politics/article/greg-abbott-homeless-austin-21111887.php
  9. "They were just joking!" This is something someone who doesn't understand the difference between "jokes" and "things fascists find funny" would say. Jokes have punchlines which are funny in part because they're clever endings that the listener did not expect. Things fascists find funny is the exact moronic malevolent shit that a listener would expect from fascists.
  10. How many grandchildren does Kid Rock have?
  11. Police tried to question him, but he just kept hanging up. https://www.startribune.com/minneapolis-police-say-umbrella-man-was-a-white-supremacist-trying-to-incite-george-floyd-rioting/571932272
  12. tldw: Cracks up audience of ICE officers while in detention, gets his joints back which he smokes outside with a frog and unicorn after being released
  13. When right-wing agitators initiate violence, they know they'll have a pardon waiting for them.
  14. RFK Jr got accepted into Harvard after getting expelled from his boarding school.
  15. Three years from now, everything in this country will be made of soybeans.
  16. Do you believe in the Golden Rule?
  17. That was bad form. Sorry.
  18. It won't be a magic wand, but over time, over multiple administrations? If I had a gun to my head and was forced to bet, I'm betting on increased home ownership and no trillionaires standing in food lines. I think we've had a breakthrough, Ana. You offered no solutions but genuinely listened. I think we've made real progress.
  19. The answer is "we already know through experience and don't have to speculate". Also
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