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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. If her kids are getting actual death threats, I'd wage no money either way. I'd wage no money if her kids weren't getting death threats, but I'd wage no money if they were too. I'd bet your house I'd wage no money on ANY parlay you wanna name. SAY IT, shrimp dick.
  2. Who will enforce it? The executive branch currently breaking the law regarding release of the Epstein files?
  3. Once it becomes evident everyone's taint is on the internet... Shit. Fan. Perineum. Taintalution
  4. What's Microsoft Edge and why does it sound like an open porn clearinghouse?
  5. Water for drinking is woke
  6. Family tv history + recent family deaths got me thinking. I should hide my porn.
  7. Montgomery Co gonna Montgomery Co
  8. "If you're unemployed and not looking for a job..."
  9. He might have gotten more conservative in his older years, as is the fashion of the olds, but he was one of first celebrities to fight segregation in the 50s and 60s.
  10. As a country mouse, y'all ain't the only ones noticing. AR-15, III-ers, Molon Abe iterations and Punisher truck decals which used to be ubiquitous are getting rarer, if not completely disappearing, too.
  11. Probably been covered, but what happened to Trudy's? Real estate speculation? I used to live across the street from their front door and it was always busy, still a prime location, and still closed, tagged, neglected and fenced off for a while now.
  12. Why didn't you reason with them????? Seriously, you went further than I did, so props to you.
  13. "Forgive them, Father, for they know not what they do" to one's executioners is about as pacifist as it gets.
  14. @ 00:14 "Mom! He smells like gas and Fritos!"
  15. This looks like a real life version of TJ's MS Paint thread of Awkward Sexual Encounters
  16. It's like The Banana Splits with the same BAC.
  17. Ben's sensational OMG tone can be grating, still worth a 15 minute listen.
  18. It was the Meidas Touch that pointed out the missing 1.2 million missing files in the first tranche that the DOJ subsequently took credit for finding. MT has extrapolated there may be up to 10 million missing files. But yes, Donald, insist on prosecuting those in the DOJ responsible for illegally redacting perps' names.
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