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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. Looks like a graph of Truth stock.
  2. I lost it at the empty water bottle bouncing off the cop's helmet.
  3. It's weird how government can quell a protest at their doorsteps when they want to.
  4. Man, there used to be this guy on Austin Access Cable whose whole thing was driving around Austin and videotaping police encounters and preaching about constitutional rights and shit. I forget his name but I guess he was busy or on vacation in Hawaii today or something.
  5. If you don't want your kids sexualized stop sending them to church.
  6. Freedom over Democracy? Democracy over Freedom? You Can't Make Up This Manufactured Shit. Looks like it's.... "Real Time" *crosses arms in front of green screen*
  7. If a flaw-filled Biden was an inanimate object, he'd still be light years ahead of a spastic fascist without even trying.
  8. So, before I go all 2A ALL CAPS "SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!!!" ...that comes with a VPN, right?
  9. The slam-on-the-brakes-for-no-reason thing happens almost every time at the same exit (I'm not exiting) when using ACC in my semi. Until Full Self Driving can be a thing where there are no controls for any occupant in the vehicle, it's not Full Self Driving. It's a computer, famous for never malfunctioning, designed by people famous for never being idiots, that will randomly take control of the vehicle you're supposed to be operating.
  10. You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads.
  11. GTFO is exactly what my hairline is doing, and like the zero-sum spring game, really getting me pumped about my party in the back.
  12. Well I guess there's just one thing left to do. Score a thousand points every game.
  13. I bet if Lou Holtz rode a bull there'd be just a constant stream of Porky Pig gibberish getting bucked out of him.
  14. "They'll never repeal Ro..., uh, The Civil Rights Act."
  15. I don't even know who the CEO of Ford is. My news feed tried, unsuccessfully and annoyingly at first, to force me to know who Elon Musk was. That wasn't enough, so Elon Musk insisted and bought the world's largest social media site, because apparently I "didn't get" Elon or why he was the most interesting man the world in the first few hundred or so inescapable encounters. Now he's a clown fire confirming most things I suspected but had little idea were so cartoonishly accurate.
  16. Even though it was Alex Jones, I thought the Hillary smelled like sulphur thing was oddly to specific.
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