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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. You can't double health care premiums without breaking a few eggs.
  2. Don't do drugs, kids. Bet on sports!
  3. They're drawing a penis on his face.
  4. I dunno why but I just imagined JR as a character at the end of Animal House. John Rocker Killed by a camel flying through a Robo-taxi's windshield
  5. I'm surprised the Trump administration is claiming assaults on ICE are only up 1000 percent, since that encompasses free speech now.
  6. Obamacare is your Republican plan
  7. "How can someone with your best brains not know shit about fuck?"
  8. Do toilets really flush the wrong in Portugal?
  9. Pretty goddamn broad. How about don't be a fascist authoritarian expending every ounce of your raison d'etre on making everyone and everything exist in your monochromatic ideal of a boring fuckworld? Can we do that? Would that be ok with you? Would that make you happy, grievance addict? I bet it would.
  10. I've taken in the comments and try to be considerate.
  11. It's kinda funny how libertarian gun owners become pearl clutchers when actual government tyranny occurs.
  12. No one deserves to be judged by their incessant, obstinate actions. Okay
  13. Charlie Kirk, according to Charlie Kirk's own posts before he deleted them, was one of the organizers of the Jan 6 insurrection that attempted to overthrow the world's oldest, continuous democracy. Keep polishing this turd, shinebox.
  14. "You're glad a guy that tried to steal your vote is dead???"
  15. "Who would win in a fight between Godzilla and Ultraman, fuckface?"
  16. "The one-time cop is one of those rare liberals in rural Middle Tennessee..." https://www.newschannel5.com/news/newschannel-5-investigates/tennessee-sheriff-defends-jailing-liberal-activist-for-posting-trump-meme-about-school-shooting This isn't to disparage the motivations of Bushart, but only to illustrate social dynamics (I was going to say "small town" dynamics, but it's far from exclusive) of the "why don't good cops do something?" CSB Time cliff notes, 100 percent guaranteed to not be accurate on details, as it's my brain recollecting- I used to work for a trucking company that subcontracted with Union Pacific, hauling off rail, ties, and old track material being replaced for maintenence. It was not uncommon for the locals to snatch recyclable stockpiles cuz we can only do so much so fast (and really niche, so figured company's getting paid) and hey! Free Shit for peeps who grew up on Dukes of Hazard. Anyways, my boss comes across one of stockpiles in East Texas that he was about to load on a truck and it's getting pilfered. "Hey! That's not yours!" (direct quote, probably) Dude drives off. Boss: Whatever Sheriff car pulls up- " Hey! Was that guy stealing your shit?" Boss: "Yeah, but it's no big deal" Sheriff: "AW HELL NAW! He ain't getting away with that shit!!!" *short flash forward* The Sheriff, the thief, the judge (who all probably knew each other from high school) and my boss are in a courtroom with the judge asking my boss how he wants to handle this on the dl. Boss: I dunno, I'm kinda scared and just wanna get outta here. Somehow a deal was worked out that involved my boss getting some hunting dogs from the thief. *flash forward years later when my boss came back to the site for some more track maintenence* *Sheriff car pulls up, window rolls down* Thief: Guess who's the the new sheriff now? The Point- While Bushart is in the right, he probably fucked Weems' girlfriend in high school too. Team Bushart
  17. I get along best with workers at the dairies. Just friendly waves, smiles, and head nods and virtually zero chance I'm going to hear any moronic shit come flying outta their mouths that I can comprehend.
  18. Save those big, bad, funky whales...
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