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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. Can I Fap To This-otron going bonkers
  2. It's morons with goldfish foresight investing in "Longterm? Yeah, I'm sitting pretty". But beyond that, and most importantly. They're just assholes lining up. Fuck em
  3. StassneyHorn with the Marv Albert outta nowhere double down
  4. Example Ad Infinitum that when you ask a fascist if they believe in the Golden Rule, at best they won't answer.
  5. It's fuckin sad, and gonna get sadder... IN THE HOTTEST COUNTRY ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE BUZZIN' ABOUT!!!
  6. It's the admitted and unapologetic racism, shit for brains.
  7. Worse is to make an individual choice of your own free will to support an unapologetic liar. Rapist. Adulterer. Scam artist. Murderer.
  8. Candance's followers dwarf Megyn Kelly's. It's gonna get weirder.
  9. It's where MAGA is going. "I spoke to Charlie in a dream, and here's what he said!"
  10. I'm a glutton. MAGA: I'm racist. Also MAGA: Calling us racist is terrorism.
  11. I watched 31 seconds of white guy complaining about the burdens of being white from what seems to be a vacation locale.
  12. "You're a trust fund kid, convicted scam artist, a rapist, and best friends with history's most infamous pedophile whom, after his conviction, your garbage spawn was still inviting to social events."
  13. The Cinnabon worker unapologetically claims she's racist. That renders your "only one side of the exhange" moot and amazingly makes her a better person than you.
  14. After I got burglarized and filled out a list of stolen items and approximate value in the Sheriff's Dept teeny tiny form only to get a 4 word response of "I can't read this", I refrained from replying "sound it out". Probably be a lot cooler if I did.
  15. Little Richard, Fogerty and Cobain had the intangible vocal quality for rock and roll. Maybe McCartney and Westerberg.
  16. Hadn't seen mentioned
  17. The ambience of I Am The Sea doesn't count
  18. Yvonne consistently and hilariously voted Best Theremin Player in Austin Chron polls
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