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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads.
  2. GTFO is exactly what my hairline is doing, and like the zero-sum spring game, really getting me pumped about my party in the back.
  3. Well I guess there's just one thing left to do. Score a thousand points every game.
  4. I bet if Lou Holtz rode a bull there'd be just a constant stream of Porky Pig gibberish getting bucked out of him.
  5. "They'll never repeal Ro..., uh, The Civil Rights Act."
  6. I don't even know who the CEO of Ford is. My news feed tried, unsuccessfully and annoyingly at first, to force me to know who Elon Musk was. That wasn't enough, so Elon Musk insisted and bought the world's largest social media site, because apparently I "didn't get" Elon or why he was the most interesting man the world in the first few hundred or so inescapable encounters. Now he's a clown fire confirming most things I suspected but had little idea were so cartoonishly accurate.
  7. Even though it was Alex Jones, I thought the Hillary smelled like sulphur thing was oddly to specific.
  8. Well this has been a 2 Farts trending day. Good job, MAGA. At least you didn't set yourselves on fire.
  9. Your Honor, I feel I'm not being heard. It seems you don't quite understand the consequences of my actions are going to have a significant negative impact on my life. Honestly, sort of a big fail on your part.
  10. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/clay-travis-jury-tampering-trump-trial_n_661d5d85e4b015646f788a5f
  11. Good ol' boy coming outta the Lampasas Stripes to me in passing: "Truckload of ugly right there!"
  12. The Berlin Wall is never coming down. Gay marriage will never be legal. There will never be a college football playoffs. Donald Trump will never be president...
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