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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. Montgomery Co gonna Montgomery Co
  2. "If you're unemployed and not looking for a job..."
  3. He might have gotten more conservative in his older years, as is the fashion of the olds, but he was one of first celebrities to fight segregation in the 50s and 60s.
  4. As a country mouse, y'all ain't the only ones noticing. AR-15, III-ers, Molon Abe iterations and Punisher truck decals which used to be ubiquitous are getting rarer, if not completely disappearing, too.
  5. Probably been covered, but what happened to Trudy's? Real estate speculation? I used to live across the street from their front door and it was always busy, still a prime location, and still closed, tagged, neglected and fenced off for a while now.
  6. Why didn't you reason with them????? Seriously, you went further than I did, so props to you.
  7. "Forgive them, Father, for they know not what they do" to one's executioners is about as pacifist as it gets.
  8. @ 00:14 "Mom! He smells like gas and Fritos!"
  9. This looks like a real life version of TJ's MS Paint thread of Awkward Sexual Encounters
  10. It's like The Banana Splits with the same BAC.
  11. Hold my beer, Marcel
  12. I don't feel tarty.
  13. Ben's sensational OMG tone can be grating, still worth a 15 minute listen.
  14. It was the Meidas Touch that pointed out the missing 1.2 million missing files in the first tranche that the DOJ subsequently took credit for finding. MT has extrapolated there may be up to 10 million missing files. But yes, Donald, insist on prosecuting those in the DOJ responsible for illegally redacting perps' names.
  15. Cuz edgelord. Guess you just can't handle it.
  16. There's you're role model for Christmas joy, America. Drink. It. Up. Peace on Earth. Goodwill to all, especially those who need it most. Hope everyone had a Merry Xmas, I did.
  17. You are breaking the law by releasing a fraction of what you were required, and redacting by an order of magnitude what you were allowed while leaving unredacted what was required.
  18. 0 co-conspirators, 10 co-conspirators tomato, tomahto
  19. Well, I guess the the same DOJ who gave Epstein his first sweetheart deal without explanation will also release how they determined these accusations were false as opposed to uncorroborated.
  20. We can't prosecute an insurrection broadcast at every conceivable angle in 4 years, gimme break!
  21. The DOJ gifted Epstein his first "sentence". A very minimum, it has a safe space for nazis.
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