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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. https://www.austinchronicle.com/news/2025-06-27/area-lawyers-describe-immigrant-kids-without-representation-refugees-arrested-in-court/
  2. That's what history tells us usually happens when you shake hands with Trump. Go to the mirror and ask it wtf.
  3. Hey everybody! I haven't been paying attention the last ten years, but what if we go into a I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine kinda deal with Trump?
  4. Stassney after dark
  5. As is the chances Trump getting Congress to pass a law making every citizen eat their own shit and say it tasted good.
  6. Oh the glee of the thought that the desperately poor who would do the unthinkable in Nancy's lotto circumstances- risk their and their families lives moving to another country to do the dirty jobs that Huckabee wants to hand off to kids cuz no American adult with a choice chooses to do it- eaten by alligators. Is it cartoonish enough for you yet, and if not now, when?
  7. Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples.
  8. Trump's making Elon and Big Ballz fight each other like Dark Helmet with his action figures.
  9. Used to be able to have a perfectly civil conversation about a Nazi mass shooting without some wackos ruining it with politics.
  10. I'm almost hoping my assumption is wrong to make a point, but odds are it's just another act of right wing terrorism that's thrown like a straw onto the pile, meaning nothing.
  11. https://www.livescience.com/technology/engineering/mits-high-tech-bubble-wrap-turns-air-into-safe-drinking-water-even-in-death-valley I know shit about fuck, but this hooked my curiosity.
  12. Just because Trump claimed Biden is a robot doesn't mean he's "INSANE". Frankly, you sound a bit unhinged.
  13. The cash register was made of wood.
  14. Maybe he's using the alternate definition of "completely" that he uses when he claims he completed the border border wall.
  15. OK. Maybe move the begin point back a bit.
  16. Don't take this as an attack. I'd propose The Holocaust and post-WW II would be a good place to begin. If you can name 3 errors, start with the first. The Middle East has been fubar'ed for the better part of a century. "I don't know where to begin" probably resonates with everyone.
  17. They don't like it when you're hauling out the trash to the dumpster and their cheap ass knock off Hefty bags splits in the pitch black dark and you're 15 year old brain thinks "no one going to see this", shrugs and clocks out. At least that's the impression I got the next morning with a phone call from the manager.
  18. I remember getting fired from Dairy Queen.
  19. The Trump Bomb Iran side and The Trump God Bless Iran side. Well, I'm not voting for either one of them.
  20. Maybe the Israelis did a friendly plane wave while bombing Iran? That would technically make Trump half right, and since you always round up, advantage Trump.
  21. ...Pastafarianism's I'd Really Rather You Nots.
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