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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. I get along best with workers at the dairies. Just friendly waves, smiles, and head nods and virtually zero chance I'm going to hear any moronic shit come flying outta their mouths that I can comprehend.
  2. Save those big, bad, funky whales...
  3. The insurrection was televised. The instigator pardoned the Camp Aushwitz foot soldiers. Sociopaths will try to convince you that you're crazy. They're going to lose.
  4. "Libertarianism" Yay!!!
  5. To be clear (or probably not), I have the vaguest of ideas of if even I agree with your takes. It was just more a 7th grade feeling of watching Galaga High Score Champion going all
  6. I'm just impressed that anyone can multi-quote in a post-game thread.
  7. Bad News Bears. But it wasn't the team, just the coach's son. And "have to this" was throw the game. And it didn't work anyway cuz they won the game. But other than all that, it was surreal.
  8. Pumpkin Spice!
  9. Please Lord, let me get back to work promoting fascists' cuts to cancer research.
  10. DM Ingrassia and ask him how you get into the White People Club, Quick Draw.
  11. Throwing candy out to the crowd Dragging down the main The helpless little thing with the dirty mouth Who's always got something to say You're sitting around at home now waiting for your brother to call I saw him down in the alley Having had enough of it all Said you can do what you want to whenever you want to You can do what you want to there's no one to stop you All spit and spite you're up all night and down every day A tired man with only hours to go just waiting to be taken away Getting into the back of a car for candy from some stranger Watching the parade with pinpoint eyes full of smoldering anger You can do what you want to whenever you want to You can do what you want to there's no one to stop you Now you can do what you want to whenever you want to Do what you want to whenever you want to Do what you want to whenever you want to Though it doesn't mean a thing Big nothing https://youtu.be/iU9yMN1MCfY?si=p9t0Cc_lORRRv2z6
  12. More musically incorrect and better
  13. I was never a huge White Stripes fan but this caught me at the right time, jacked up on coffee at a truck stop urinal. JFC, that is a hooky Page-worthy riff blown thru an octaver ascending while the vocal line descends to meet it at that final *omph* note. Goddamn right I'll bang my head at a pisser.
  14. Subtitle: "Oh, And Another Thing About Gene and Paul..."
  15. Admist Trump lavishing the claimed net benefit to society of immigrant raids selectively on Dem cities in Dem states, Abbott can't find any immigrants admist downtown Austin's construction sites, so the homeless are a good substitute. https://www.statesman.com/news/politics/article/greg-abbott-homeless-austin-21111887.php
  16. "They were just joking!" This is something someone who doesn't understand the difference between "jokes" and "things fascists find funny" would say. Jokes have punchlines which are funny in part because they're clever endings that the listener did not expect. Things fascists find funny is the exact moronic malevolent shit that a listener would expect from fascists.
  17. How many grandchildren does Kid Rock have?
  18. Police tried to question him, but he just kept hanging up. https://www.startribune.com/minneapolis-police-say-umbrella-man-was-a-white-supremacist-trying-to-incite-george-floyd-rioting/571932272
  19. tldw: Cracks up audience of ICE officers while in detention, gets his joints back which he smokes outside with a frog and unicorn after being released
  20. When right-wing agitators initiate violence, they know they'll have a pardon waiting for them.
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