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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. Y'all hear that? We're using code words!
  2. Trainers got em in their corners, juicing them up, rubbing them down... "You can do this!"
  3. That noise he made at the end
  4. Biden-Is-Robot Guy fires off an "Elon is CRAZY" post! Elon counters with a classic "Trump's a pedo" attack! Trump responds with a hellstorm of gibberrish! Elon... OH NO! A ROBOT ARMY!
  5. 2 months later: https://www.texastribune.org/2025/06/04/texas-immigration-raid-hays-county-austin-venezuelan-gang/
  6. And to cripple any agency that regulated any of his businesses.
  7. This may or may not be the right thread for this, but my parents' caretaker (originally from Cameroon) missed a day of work last week cuz her son got thrown in jail for speeding (as we originally understood it) and HPD couldn't even tell her at the time what jail he was in. He was eventually released with a "contest of speed" (?) (racing) charge, though no other car was pulled over. Could be legit or could be a cop amping up a charge against a black male with a foreign-sounding last name. The guy's a really decent kid, taking college courses who aspires to work for the FBI and a guilty plea, as he understands it (amongst other things) would be an impediment to that. They can't afford 10 grand for a lawyer, so in the spirit of "it doesn't hurt to ask" would any legal eagles have any off-the-cuff advice or guide to resources in fighting this?
  8. "Shame", I believe.
  9. Dems should lean into this and start calling for hearings: "Who executed President Biden? Who made the robot clone Biden? When did President Trump learn of this? THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DESRVE ANSWERS!!!"
  10. See, Biden is a clone. But also a robot.
  11. Attention World!!! I am not taking drugs!!! Also, I used to take drugs cuz I had a special sad that is unique to racist fascists.
  12. First 2 Weezer albums were brilliant.
  13. Power pop CAN be simple, but count how many changes are crammed into this radio staple.
  14. Golly! Maybe it is bullshit. Let's take another half century to figure out what we need to do to balance a budget.
  15. Normally there's a trial involved before the smartest guy in the room starts whipping out the Other People Were Telling Me To Do This defense. Of course, mutually exclusive beliefs hasn't stopped MAGA before.
  16. I Did That Trump stickers next to each one
  17. Super Freedom AR-15 Eagle t-shirt Patriot Guy: Three week holiday? Fake news. FAAAKKKKKEEEEE!
  18. Super Freedom AR-15 Eagle t-shirt Patriot Guy: Three week holiday? Fake news. FAAAKKKKKEEEEE!
  19. I said it before years ago describing dairy farms- Trump sign out front, immigrants milking cows in the back. I'd sometimes wonder if there was something they knew that I didn't, cuz the only other likely explanation was an aggressive strain of malicious stupidity infecting a demographic that prided themselves on "common sense". Occam's Razor
  20. Love how he implies this is the doing not of President Only I Can Fix It, but of someone in his circle of yes men who compete, as he does, in expressing their love for Trump.
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