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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. Well this has been a 2 Farts trending day. Good job, MAGA. At least you didn't set yourselves on fire.
  2. Your Honor, I feel I'm not being heard. It seems you don't quite understand the consequences of my actions are going to have a significant negative impact on my life. Honestly, sort of a big fail on your part.
  3. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/clay-travis-jury-tampering-trump-trial_n_661d5d85e4b015646f788a5f
  4. Good ol' boy coming outta the Lampasas Stripes to me in passing: "Truckload of ugly right there!"
  5. The Berlin Wall is never coming down. Gay marriage will never be legal. There will never be a college football playoffs. Donald Trump will never be president...
  6. They'll refer to him as The Big Guy like companies refer to the Super Bowl as The Big Game.
  7. And then Robert E Lee said "They're after me Lucky Charms." But Trix, they're for kids. They're great. Like America's great. And will be great again. Wow.
  8. Of course the guy born on 3rd base thought he got unlimited strikes.
  9. "Oh! Look at his leg twitching! He's running from the cops!"
  10. I'd be showing the best ones.
  11. Just have someone sitting next to him with a spray bottle give him a couple of squirts every time he starts flapping his jaws.
  12. Someone needs to draw a dick on his forehead.
  13. Aside from getting your brother's age wrong, Barron hypothetically getting money sent to his bank account from his his/your dad from shady deals is pretty much the trial-free means by how your trust fund dad became a millionaire by age 8, you whiney asshole.
  14. @ 8:54 "I keep bringing this up when people are 'this is a weak case' I'm 'somebody already literally went to jail for this'"
  15. Call Cruz who will testify, he too thought his dad killed JFK. Then call RFKJr.
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