Everything posted by Mitch Hedberg
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Don’t look now. Walker up to .231 average. Hitting .260 last 30 games. Optimistically turning the corner.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Salazar understood the assignment. Time to go to the hotel.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Jake is gonna fuck around and make me like him. Hell of a catch
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Time for Shay to hit a bomb.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Let’s call up that guy who can’t hit to take the place of the guy who can’t it. Keeping everything even Steven and worlds aligned. And I’m not sure how sustainable Meyers plate performance is but let’s hope he keeps it up. He’s still my whipping boy but I never root against him. I just expect the worst. I’ll continue to eat all the crow if he hits .300.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
These are precessional athletes and he is arguably, or maybe not arguably, the biggest part of the team. Why wait months to see a specialist? Why isn’t this done at the beginning? This isn’t Coper Hummel. This guy should see the best from the beginning to get him back asap. We all understands setbacks happen but these guys are always 1 step forward , 2 months back. It’s absurd for an organization of professional athletes to seem this non chalant with getting things diagnosed and treated correctly as soon as possible. They don’t just miss now and then. It’s often. Or they enjoy looking incompetent.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
We all joked that it was broken. But inside we all knew. We knew. Bring up the kid!
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Oh well.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Rookie of the year!
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Tampa DFA’s Whitley.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Chas isn’t left handed. If they are gonna force a left handed bat onto the roster, Brown is better than the other two. Or at least has been.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Seth Brown was just released. He has to be better than Trammel. And Hummel. For $380k he’d be worth giving a shot.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Rib punctured a lung. On transplant list.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Nobody needs all star break more than Walker.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Choosing between root canal and colonoscopy
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McConaughey donated five luxury buses….
That site has aids. No way I’m going through all that bullshit. He donated buses. No need to click on that.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Raisin balls got lucky. But lucky is better than not being lucky.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Extra innings is best shot we have to win. At least we get a man on second and hope for a blooper
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Red Sox trade Devers. They must be going all in on Bregman.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Baseball gods owes us for 2019. Time for payback.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Gotta move the runner
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Freaking ump
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
7,8,9 doing 7,8,9 things. Is Whitcomb actually worse than Hummel and Guillorme?
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Hate to lose a start like this. Somebody close your eyes and hit one over the wall. Fuck sakes.