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  1. 2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

    Race is a protected class.  In theory, one cannot discriminate on the basis of race or color (or religion, gender, age, etc.).

    Correct. I intend to spend the next ten years suing big law and accounting firms, which all blatantly discriminate against whites and males in partnership decisions.  There is all sorts of evidence available via internal emails and communications of this practice. There are going to be a lot of these type of lawsuits going forward in the next 5 years.  

    No idea if academia is the same, but can only speculate how bad that leftist cesspool must be. Going to be more of these, all you need to show is that race was a motivating factor in the adverse employment decision:

    https://www.crowell.com/NewsEvents/AlertsNewsletters/all/Jury-Awards-10-Million-in-Punitive-Damages-to-Former-Executive-in-Reverse-Discrimination-Lawsuit

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  2. 19 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

    They didn't best Arkansas last year, I suspect this year Pittman makes a statement 

    They were on the way to getting their asses kicked by Arkansas last year until their QB got hurt on hit out of bounds.  He was not the same the rest of the game (and really the rest of the season).  I rarely bet on games, but I am going to put some money on that one.

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  3. 40 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

    I watched that game with one of my best friends, who is an aggie. We haven't gotten to see each other much over the years after he left Texas to get into the business school at ATM, but that day was one of those days.

    It was an unbelievable experience. As it kept getting worse and worse, I started actually cheering to see if OU could get to 100 points. Fucking Bob Stoops. Just keep going, man. Make fucking terrible and amazing history. Bleh. I firmly believe OU could have won that game 112-0 without pushing themselves. I think that is the only OU victory I have ever enjoyed, and boy, did I enjoy it.

    The weirdest thing about that game was that there were no turnovers, special teams or defensive scores.  It was A&M going 3 and out, punting, and OU scoring a TD, which they did on 11 straight drives.  Usually in an ass whipping -- like say our destruction of Colorado with VY in Houston -- there are some special teams scores or something.

    Not that game.  Just force a three and out, punt, OU drive down the field and scores.  Complete domination.  A&M's best "drive" of the day was to their own 38 yard line.  That's right, they never got within ten yards of midfield on offense.

    Another tidbit, the first or second play from scrimmage, Reggie McNeal through an absolutely perfect deep ball down the sideline to hit a receiver (Mobley) in stride. Mobley had two steps on the DB.  He easily scores if he catches it.  He did not.  It was all down hill from there.  For a brief shining moment it looked like Reggie was going to continue what he did the year before as a freshman when he burned OU over and over on deep balls.

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  4. 2 hours ago, immamac said:

    I bet wright is as good or better than Card. 

    No offense to Card, but that won't take much to equal him.  Card is Chance Mock.  Plenty of arm talent.  Terrible pocket presence and calmness under duress.

  5. On 8/22/2022 at 2:50 PM, crimsonlonghorn said:

    The fallout from the toilet argument is that she invited me to come to Ferguson to a meeting today to discuss appliances and toilets. I’m sitting here taking notes at this very moment while she talks to the designers. 
     

    Holy shit. This is going to take more handholding on my part. This is bad. Really bad. She has no idea what she’s doing and is just going off with impractical ideas (eg no freezer in the kitchen, just in the mud room) because she thinks she’s so smart. The designers are trying to explain stuff and talk reason to her and she’s blowing them off. 
     

    I thought I’d give her a little autonomy here. Bad mistake. A bad expensive mistake. 

    My wife wants to tear down our house and re-build.  Will never fucking happen.  I don't have the patience to deal with her and a home build because there would be 99 incidents just like this.  We can buy one someone else built or stay right where we are.

  6. If you commit a crime with a gun or related to a gun, you should be in prison long enough that when you gate out in a few decades, you are no longer a threat to society. And yes we should end the war on drugs and release any nonviolent drug offenders.  We would have plenty of space to warehouse the dickheads who commit crime with guns.  We do not even enforce the gun laws we have.  Ask Hunter Biden.

     

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  7. 1 hour ago, bizzle said:

    you may want to relax when the hyperbole gets going.

    i challenge you to find an example of kenny hill, jake spavital or kevin sumlin not exceeding expectations in any form. 

    Will do when I get back from Vancouver.  You know how spotty the internet is up here.

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  8. 24 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

    Cody (Double Eagle Energy & Tech Board of Regents):  "Now they're going back on their word. If you're scared to play us, just say you're scared!! "  👆🌵

     

    Why would we be scared of Texas Tech?  We have been bad the last 12 years and have still owned them.  We've won 10 of the last 12 and 19 of the last 23.

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  9. 8 minutes ago, F250 said:

     

    True. They were a better team and should have won that game but the universe requires balance so aggy needed to play their role and lose.

    I don't agree.  We were 8-5 that year and ranked when we played them.  Aggy was 7-6 and unranked.

  10. 15 hours ago, Pancho said:

    The article forgot this part of the conversation:

     

    Bjorn: “We will allow you to let texass into the might SEC but we will play those stupid tsips in C-Stat, not Asstin!”

    Sankey: “I’m fine with that because you know what you still don’t have?

    Bjorn: “Wut”

    Sankey: “No National Championships in the last 83 years”

    *zoom meeting ends for all*

    Soon:

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  11. 10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

    This is the kind of stuff that will slowly move the needle - people going around and live-streaming mass shootings.  In this instance, some guy driving around shooting people in Memphis and live-streaming on facebook

     

     

    link to one video - it’s bad 

     

    Had he been white, he would have been peacefully taken in to custody and not shot.

  12. 15 hours ago, closetojumping said:

    Texas has spent the better part of the last 12 years getting sand kicked in its face and told it isn't good enough, or it isn't back, or its boosters are meanies holding down the program or that Austin is a cesspool.

    You name the kind of derisive, condescending shit-talking someone in the media, or representative of another fanbase, or even writing as a UT reporter but needing to pay off gambling or IRS debts, could say about the Texas football program, and it has been said. 

    This all started on the evening of January 7th, 2010, just after that dirty, impish grandmother molesting Nick Saban sacrificed what is rumored to be a live chicken and a dead rhino to Lamashtu The Eraser, in exchange for the greatest dynastic run in CFB history, beginning with the immediate demise of Texas via an early injury to its star QB and leader, Colt McCoy. 

    Twelves Years a Knave is a run too long for any blue blood program to endure. It all ends this weekend, right where it started, in front of God, Country, Longhorn Nation, all of US sports media, and that dark, tiny ankle-biter himself, Nick Saban. 

    "But closetojumping, Alabama is the #1 team in the country!! They’re a juggernaut!"

    Yeah, yeah, I get it. Alabama is 10 feet tall and shoots lightning bolts from its arse. They're favored by 20.5 points on the road. Right.

    It’s true, when you look at what Bama does on the road against non-conference opponents, it’s quite intimidating. I think we all remember the last time they went on the road into unfriendly non-SEC confines in the year … (checks notes) … 2011.

    That’s right, Bama hasn’t played a legitimate non-conference game on the road since 2011. That means there are like 4 people currently involved with the program who have actually been a part of Bama going into unfamiliar territory with an overwhelmingly hostile crowd and no “gentleman’s agreement” creature comforts. In fact, in Saban’s entire 15 year tenure, Bama has gone on the road OOC exactly twice – against the mighty Duke Blue Devils in 2010 (62-13) and to Happy Valley in 2011 (27-11) while the PSU child molestation scandal was roiling under the surface within the football program.

    For all of the SEC tough talk about what brutal opponents they are to the outside world, they’re a generally inward-looking and thinking collection of programs and people, and Bama is no different. Hell, the last two times they played Big 12 opponents, they didn’t exactly run them out of the buildings on neutral sites – WVU 2014 (33-23) and OU 2018 (45-34).

    But, hey, maybe that is all ancient history and Alabama is lately a rolling ball of butcherknives when it comes to real road games, right? Let’s look at how largely the same team playing this weekend did in 2021. They played road games against UF (31-29), ATM (38-41), MSU (49-9), and Auburn (24-22 in quadruple OT).

    The Miss State game was the week after they shit themselves on the road against ATM. The other 3 games involved a mediocre UF team going for 2 to tie it late, ATM embarrassing them for 60 minutes, and Auburn’s Tank Bigsby going out of bounds like an imbecile to giftwrap a Bama comeback to tie a game that Auburn dominated. Does Texas face the team that lost to ATM the last time they were in Texas, or the team that rolled a hapless MSU the following week?

    “But CTJ, Texas lacks the talent to keep up with the Bama Machine!!??!”

    For the first time in a very long time, Texas will be going up against an elite team and will not have a major talent gap at multiple positions by comparison. In fact, Texas has more starting talent than Bama at multiple positions going into this game.

    1)     Bama’s OL is an untested pile of poo. They are going to gargle our collective balls after being left in a state of rubble by the “greatest OL coaching hire in college history”, Doug Marrone. Anyone who watched them against Utah State witnessed the OL struggling to get push against the USU front seven. Bama’s leading rusher in the game was Bryce Young and that isn’t a result of either Young being an amazing scrambler or Bama taking it easy with their TBs against the G5 program. Texas’ DL will face more complete OLs this season than the one they face on Saturday.

    2)     Bama’s WRs and TEs should scare no one. This isn’t 2019. Bama hasn’t had this weak a group of TEs in over a decade, and that’s even if Latu plays. The WRs aren’t substantially more formidable. Burton is fine, but he’s not keeping anyone awake at night. Prentice looks good but he’s not Waddle. After that, shit gets dicey.

    3)     The defensive line for Alabama isn’t up to its usual snuff. The 3 interior DL positions are manned by big bodies, but also guys that haven’t gone pro yet because they weren’t good enough to do so. By Bama standards, that should give every opponent some upside in expectations. Of course their outside guys, Anderson and Turner, are all anyone on this board wants to shit themselves over, but they’re two guys. The interior doesn’t command a double team, so energy can be focused in supporting the outside.

    4)     Texas has elite talent at TB, WR, and TE. It has potentially elite talent at QB, OT, and OG. Sarkisian is one of the best offensive playcallers in football. He has the talent and depth at key positions which will enable him to create interesting match-ups even for a talented defense like Bama.

    5)     Bill O’Brien is a meatheaded asshole chugger. BOB is in the process of doing what he does. He’ll continue to degrade his unit on a yearly basis until there is simply nothing left. Saban won’t allow for that, but he’s let him stay on another year after sniffing around in the market and not liking his other options. That serves to our benefit, as we should expect turtled playcalling and a general lack of creativity. For a defense still trying to find reliable footing, O’Brien is the ideal OC at a place like Bama for Texas to face.

    “closetojumping, these guys are SEC! SEC! SEC! and I am not sure our stadium can handle their ferocity!?!”

    The last time a “greatest team ever” from the SEC marched into the confines of DKR, Texas was a dropped touchdown pass via a gimpy and weak-willed Keontay Ingram away from ruining their plans.

    As mentioned earlier, this is a program that is unused to walking into a foreign, angry fanbase 100,000+ strong and hell bent on turning the tide of 12 Years a Knave, bestowed upon us by their dark lord of a head coach in the first place. I don’t expect Bama to cringe or crumple under the pressure, but I do expect them to be at an inherent disadvantage. I also don’t expect to see many Alabama fans in attendance, simply because most of them have to work in the service industry on weekends and these tickets and Austin travel are also quite expensive for a base of largely minimum wage workers.

    Also, we’re fucking due. Storied programs are forged and burnished by deliverance when the spotlight and sun burn brightest. Our time for ascension is here, goddammit, and it is long overdue time for Nick Saban and his waterheaded following of fucktards to go to hell and give the rest of college football some fucking space to breathe.

    I believe the great Texas freedom fighter Davey Crockett said it best, specifically thinking about the cowering brethren he was leaving behind as he headed out when he said: “Alabama Fans and the rest of these God forsaken SEC mouthbreathers can actually all go to hell. As for us, we’re going with Texas – 34-31. “

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