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Spaceman Spiff

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  1. 3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

    I think I am going to start making up my own write-ups with a ton of negative shit about the team and players to balance out the koolaid. Not all of that shit can be true, can it? 

    “Things are coming unhinged in the running back room. I can’t name names, but one of the backups tried to buttfuck Wisner in public in an effort to assert dominance. 

    An unnamed transfer LB hasn’t been able to practice due to community service requirements after being found guilty this spring of acts of moral turpitude. 

    Trey Owens has taken to mocking Steve Sarkisian’s play calls from the 2024 season during film reviews. Calling him ‘Sideways Steve’ for his view on playcalls inside the red zone, Owens is finding the likelihood of being the #2 for 2025 getting slimmer and slimmer by the day. 

    Travis Shaw is likely to be out early in the season after suffering complications during liposuction surgery.  “

    Shit like that. 

    Pretty sneaky of you to put one actual fact in that list but not revealing which one is true.

  2. 10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

    the new Pope at a 2005 Work Series game ...

     

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    I knew divine mischief was afoot. You expect me to believe Scott Podsednik hits a game tying home run in the bottom of the 9th in game 2 without some help? The same Podsednik who had 0 home runs in 568 ABs in the regular season?

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  3. On the bright side, remember all the handwringing last season about the fact that the Astros couldn’t win at home even though we dominated on the road? Well thanks to the sweep in Chicago, we are officially better at home than away!

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  4. 2 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

    This isn't a very fun internet answer, but I think trying to narrow it down to a top 5 is a fool's errand in the new era of college football and temporarily influenced by recent results.  I think there are legitimately 15 or so schools that can be considered in the top tier and capable of going on a run, and coaching determines who rises to the top and who flounders.

    Criteria:

    1) Need to be in the new SEC or B1G

    2) Need to have access to fertile recruiting base

    3) Need to have robust alumni base willing to spend money

    4) Helps (but not necessary) to have a history of winning 

    5) Not aggy   

    So, Nebraska?

    They are in the B1G.

    Their recruiting base is fertile farmland.

    Their fans are quite robust.

    They had a history of winning at one point.

    And they are not aggy.

  5. 31 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

    I expect the transfer portal to bite hard but then again it bit us hard last season when we kept Jimbo.

    But I was told none of the portal departures last off-season were major losses.

    31 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

    During his tenure here I think we can say he identified and hired one truly good coordinator in Mike Elko.

    But I was told Petrino was a heist and he and Jimbo were creating a revolutionary offense.

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