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Spaceman Spiff

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  1. On the bright side, remember all the handwringing last season about the fact that the Astros couldn’t win at home even though we dominated on the road? Well thanks to the sweep in Chicago, we are officially better at home than away!
  2. "I better not see anyone loaf," said the man stocking the shelves with bread.
  3. ...but enough about your sister. We're here to talk recruiting.
  4. Should have brought Dusty a lineup card showing Chas and Yainer starting. "Sign it, Dusty! Sign it just to prove you know how!"
  5. So, Nebraska? They are in the B1G. Their recruiting base is fertile farmland. Their fans are quite robust. They had a history of winning at one point. And they are not aggy.
  6. He may be high maintenance, but he's also known for maintaining a high.
  7. Speaking of welcoming Bisontits back with open arms, if Elko comes in for a hug, is Bisontits even able to get his dinosaur arms around Elko's ample frame?
  8. Jarrod Hufford went to Licking Valley High School. In other words, he graduated from Pussy Academy, probably with honors.
  9. Then: "We money whipped a sitting championship head coach." Now: "We are paying a loser head coach to sit."
  10. But I was told none of the portal departures last off-season were major losses. But I was told Petrino was a heist and he and Jimbo were creating a revolutionary offense.
  11. According to BBRef, the highest salary Craig Counsell ever made as a player was $3,166,668 in 2004. Even accounting for inflation, that converts to $5,159,680 in 2023 dollars. He's going to blow his player earnings out of the water.
  12. Also, Craig Counsell as manager with Bagwell as hitting coach would give us the best batting stance managerial staff ever.
  13. I've been waiting to use this clip for months now. https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/93abaf6d-5d19-4b2b-864c-0ad63895050f
  14. I'm calling it now. This kid is a Star.
  15. The Cardinals did this in 2001. It was lame then and it is lame now. http://www.astroscounty.com/2015/04/2001-co-champions.html
  16. I can't believe Caleb Burton committed to Tech despite his father, Bobby, being the inventor of the BOMC.
  17. Don't you see your real enemies are the goose steppers in College Station?
  18. This duck on duck violence has gone on long enough. Whether you're a Duck of Death or a Duck of the Risen Perspirer, birds of a feather need to stick together.
  19. Nah. "Thanksgiving is for family only, Michael."
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