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Horn Dog

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  1. If any of you fuckers want to set up a grift fund to “Support Donald Trump with his War on Woke”, I will legally change my dog’s name to ‘Donald Trump’ and my neighbors dog’s name to ‘Woke’, and do a daily stream of their barking matches for 20% proceeds.
  2. This ruling is just in time for tax season. Gonna go make a sperm donation then claim 200,000,000 dependants.
  3. “Some popcorn buckets just mean more. “
  4. Dozens! Dozens of fans will be heart broken !
  5. Breaking avenue contracts and paying subsequent penalties to own the libs
  6. Mr. Barnes said he doesn’t recall specific dates or names associated with his meetings! Dementia alert??
  7. ya’ll remember this pissed everyone off?
  8. Well that would have saved us all a lot of grief.
  9. There are rules you know...
  10. “Why does Beyonce doing a country song upset you?” MAGA- “its just not right she’s not a traditional country singer…she’s….ah…well….shes’s…..she’s just different!“ ”Different how?” MAGA- “come on! You know how!”
  11. This is where I am at. Make this a 9 month trial. Every fucking day. Give MTG a full month to present. No restrictions. She can talk about anything she wants. Bring in Boobert and let her propose a constitutional amendment to outlaw abortion. Let Coach Tubby do a presentation how Putin is our standard. Let their freak flag fly!
  12. You need to sit your daughter and her friends down and explain to them that a good president isn’t like going to a Taylor Swift concert where you get all excited and amped up and ready to scream your head off for 4yrs. Its more like getting a good airplane pilot. They announce their presence at the beginning of the flight, let you know the intended designation and what its going to take to get there. Then you sit back and relax. If there is a storm in between they steer around it. If there is a instrument error or some unexpected event, they use their training and experience to deal with it, without you even realizing there was an issue. Your trip is not chaotic and “exciting”. It is relatively boring, predictable, and in the end you arrive safely at your destination ready to implement your personal plans. That is basically what Biden has done. The need for excitement and entertainment from our politicians is gonna kill us all.
  13. where else you gonna masturbate?? Don't be a weirdo.
  14. Well, only if you do it with a dick in your mouth
  15. Well you see, corporations are people, and thus have unlimited 1A rights to donate and openly support the political representatives of their choice. Actual people, like TS, (who embodies the supposed republican values of being “self made” and creating wealth based on merit and ability) do not have this right and should be threatened and criticized if they express political opinions.
  16. If Trump wins and starts rounding up and imprisoning journalists I will pull out the world’s smallest violin for these fucktards
  17. Infuriating. I just canceled my NYT subscription and told them to fuck off with their Fox News 2.0 impersonation
  18. Yup. “Socialized medicine” has always been here, just the stupidist and most expensive kind imaginable. When I was a medical resident at a county hospital I had a patient who would show up every evening complaining of “10/10 chest radiadiating down my arm”. You can’t dismiss it so you do the 10k work up each time but after he gets a snack he gets up and leaves AMA. Rinse and repeat. I finally asked him why he does this every night and he says because he is hungry and its how he gets something to eat. I finally got him to agree to stop till my month rotation was over in exchange for $50 and a sack of sandwiches I stole from the cafeteria. I did it cause I was sick of being woken up every midnight to do a fake chest pain workup, but probably saved the county tax payers 100k that month.
  19. Have any of you concern trolls ever been deposed by opposing counsel? I have, its not a causal conversation, its nerve wracking and you are on pure defense to make sure anything you say won’t be used against you. It fucks with your recall and makes you second guess everything you are thinking much more than you expect. Charlie Strong was so flustered during his deposition that he couldn’t remember his own zip code or his own player’s name. Charlie may be a dumb ass but no one accused him of dementia. Add to that the fact that this deposition occured on same day Biden was briefed on the Hamas attack on top of the normal presidential pressures and who knows what his mental state was that day. Obviously Biden is not 50yr old Biden but a few “I don’t recall” responses during a hostile deposition does prove dementia for fucks sake.
  20. Did that women being interviewed eat Stefanik or something? If she really wants Trump to considered consider her for VP (or even a good pussy grab) she better triple dose Ozempic stat and also dye her hair blond.
  21. Someone needs to send him a half/half face of him and Obama and stroke him out.
  22. I do not doubt this is true but can someone explain why a DA or prosecutor fucking around on their spouse = tainted case? I got a speeding ticket the other day and I am wondering if I can just hire a detective to show the prosecutor is a cheat and get this case dismissed.
  23. TS should announce a free mini-concert on the mall for Bidens inauguration if he is re-elected. That would be 100 million additional votes right there.
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