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Rimbo

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  1. 6 hours ago, closetojumping said:

    Absolutely not. My only kinks are that a chick has to be legitimately attractive and also no fat chicks.

    And you are embarrassing yourself by rationalizing any moment in time in which O’Donnell was suitable. 

     

    More to the point, since she's a lesbian, she's actually less attainable than Sydney Sweeney. 

    Also: whatevs, you can't kink shame me

     

    5 hours ago, The Dog said:

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    5 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

    Fuck those computers. I’m bout to pour some water on those bitches.

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  2. 27 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

    Look, in reality I’m a one woman man. I’ve only had sex with my wives. Consecutive wives, not concurrent- No BYU. If I was predisposed to have sex outside a relationship then a million times out of 100 I would fuck Roseanne and Rosy O’fat if it meant I got to plow my way through the top 5 prettiest women on the planet. Like, that’s not actually a thing anyone on here would actually say no to, is it?  
     

    I'd do Rosie without those, if we're talking early 1990s Rosie

    not Roseanne tho. she's grody, always has been. yuck. definitely need the 5-beauty spree afterwards for that. and one hell of a thorough shower

    1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

    1) That sounds exhausting. What are we, 24 year olds?

    2) Do not count me among your brethren. I never had to slump bust with anything near the likes of Rosie or Roseanne Barr and I wouldn’t now for all the money in the world. Yikes. 

    liar

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  3. 58 minutes ago, MrBig said:

    The loss column is the only thing that matters. You could fuck Cindy Crawford, Pam Anderson and Sydney Sweeney all in the same year, but if you also fucked Rosie O’Donnell too that’s all anyone is going to remember. The hotties don’t cancel out the ugly loss. 

    Are you seriously telling me you would NOT want to be Dan Aykroyd in this photo? 

    Spoiler

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    Nonsense. Bollocks. Balderdash!

    lord knows i would

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  4. Heisman Candidate John Mateer has thrown another key interception.

    Just now, Drew said:

    they’ll use it to justify keeping them above us. Fuck. 

    Then we'll just say that we beat 3 playoff teams, and thus deserve to be in.

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