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Rimbo

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  1. 2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

    Gotta add Tawny (RIP) its night crew. Last time we compared our work stations and weapons. What now? Garages? Who has the best garage? Or poolside seats? 

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    all I've gotta say about Tawny is...

    The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik Yak.

     

     

     

    you're welcome

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  2. 1 minute ago, scramblyn said:

    If?

    i don't know fuck about shit and have just heard fuckin friend of a friend of a friend, like my best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw sark pass out at 31 Flavors last night

    i guess it's pretty serious

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  3. 5 minutes ago, dilloncp98 said:

    If sark magically hit the open market tomorrow, he’d instantly become the most attractive / available candidate for every school looking for a coach, over Kiffin.

    if the rumors are true, nobody will want him

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  4. 2 minutes ago, 936horn said:

    You mean, *continues to pretend they know shit for street cred on surly*

    actually

    i do hope the bad shit gets leaked

    then...

    1. we can ditch all this stuff about Sark being worth keeping around any longer and move on

    2. I no longer have to keep my lips sealed about things I was told in confidence (some known truth, other not yet substantiated rumors, but the corroborating evidence is there) and can actually say something 

    and, most importantly of all, I really don't give a shit what y'all think. 

    well. most of y'all. 

    those who I do care... know who they are

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  5. 1 minute ago, MBHORNSFAN said:

     Don't go full Baylor.  Don't beat up women.   That's my line. 

    I mean, is that it? That's all you can think of?

    I'm not saying Sark rapes puppies or anything (and I'm not HEARING that he does, either) but I think there's a pretty broad spectrum of off-field shit that would, you know, be well within the bounds of "Yeah, he can't stay, even if he wins out." 

    Put in the back of your mind any notion that Sark has his act together, and there could be a lot of bullshit going on. I'm not hearing that he's shown up to practices drunk, either, but that was the final bell for his job at USC, and ought to be here, too.

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  6. 1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

    Sarkisian needs to make hard and difficult decisions this offseason.

    1. Fire his remaining original offensive assistants Flood, Banks, and Milwee provide little to support a championship level of play.

    2. Find out if his current defensive staff is able to build 3 levels that can be play consistently on the same page.

    3. Throw his gold digging wife out the house and concentrate on Texas football

    Failure to do all 3 and his going to get fired unless he finds a soft landing somewhere else.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    oh man.

     

    Ohhhhhh man.

     

    Oh fuck. We are so fucked.

     

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  7. 21 minutes ago, MBHORNSFAN said:

    He messed up this year.

    How bad would a guy have to fuck up for you to consider it a firing offense?

    When we hired Sark, we knew he'd had some Sark After Dark moments in the past, things we'd hoped wouldn't come roaring back at him. We hired him with his promises and our hopes that those wouldn't happen again.

    Let me ask you this. What if what happened wasn't just as bad as those things, but worse?

  8. 39 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

    It was well-known that an executive search firm was retained and Strong was one of their recommendations.  It wasn't a BMD spasm, or different groups doing different things and power-playing their choices.

    well.. we know not to hire THAT firm again

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  9. Just now, BurntEyes said:

    Naw, I didn't forget it, just left it out cause I'd get jumped on for "spreading rumors" or being a gossip girl or some such shit.

    I stuck to football issues cause those alone are enough reason and they are abundant.

    i really don't give a shit any more

    i turned the Georgia game off after the first quarter, when I realized that with 2 weeks to prepare and the season on the line, we had no gameplan, and were utterly unprepared for an opponent who was clearly prepared for us 

    I'd make shit up at this point if it meant Sark was gone, and I really, Really, REALLY wanted him to succeed. But I don't have to. Either other people are far better at this than I am... or we haven't even heard half the shit that's fucking our program. 

    I feel so fucking sorry for our players. They came here to learn from some coaches who, when they are focused on their jobs, are very good at them. But this year the staff, especially the guy at the top, absolutely dropped the ball. 

     

    Let's get in on the Joey Freshwater sweepstakes. Even if we don't hire him, let's get in the game to raise the price if hiring him so whoever does goes bankrupt.

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  10. 33 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

    Some issues have been present throughout Sarks career. 

    Penalties, under performance from top rated QBs, offensive line issues, red zone issues, in game adjustment issues and player development. They've never improved and pretty easy to argue that they've gotten markedly worse in some cases. 

    So while there have absolutely been improvements in results and elsewhere, there are equally glaring issues that are pretty fundamental parts of coaching that have show zero improvement.

    you forgot "allowing his personal life to have a substantial negative impact on his career"

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  11. 37 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

    Would be great news.  He's saying Loreal wants to leave or cost him this job.  

    The population of the world is over 7 billion. About half of that population is female. 

    Kinda roundabout way to say that you shouldn't assume that only one of them could be behind that comment.

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