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Rimbo

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  1. I wonder how many of y'all who are disgusted with healthcare vote for the people who profit from the fuckery or work to make it even worse for us. There IS a solution, an obvious one, that every country but ours seems to have figured out already. 

    Anyway, televangelists has got to be the right answer here.

  2. On 9/28/2025 at 9:55 PM, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

    Da fuck? Where do you think you are?

     

    you're in the jungle, baby

    you're gonna diiiiiiiie

     

    12 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

    By way of comparison, Wisner has 0 fumbles on 284 carries.

     

    EDIT if he dropped the ball the next 14 times he touched it, that would still leave him a better average.

     

    Just now, Magus Ossis said:

    You are right sorry 12 more. I was leaving those off.

    oof.gif

     

    anyway

    Goodbye GIF

  3. 14 hours ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

    Need more Gibson 

     

    9 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

    Yeah, didn't miss Gibson at all.

     

    7 hours ago, 6th Street said:

    Gibson sucks 

     

    43 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

    Nailed it!

     

     

    yeah

    a chronic case of fumbilitis ain't gonna get you many carries if your staff knows what's up

  4. 1 minute ago, Covri said:


    Pretty much every Falcons fan wants these to be the full time jerseys over the current ones. There is also a strong preference for the early 90s grey pants, black or white jerseys, black helmets. I'd be happy with either over the current ones.

    while we're at it, TB should revert to creamsicle full time

  5. ok hear me out

    the NFL doesn't expressly prohibit  wings attached to uniforms right? 

    and the TD depends on the ball breaking the plane; there's no limit to the HEIGHT of that plane

    so you get one of your smaller rbs, rig some wings to em. actually Xavier Worthy is about perfect for this 

    so you send Worthy onto the field with a hang glider strapped to his back. now he's not just small but super fast, so you send him on an end around, try not to take off before the handoff. then he gets the handoff and just gliiiiiiides down the field over everyone's head for a td

    failing that, jetpack

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  6. ou at least grasps the new nil landscape at a basic level, and they got both recent and historical success

    but they don't have the MONEY for the new nil landscape, and that's gonna relegate them to mid major status ultimately

    Just now, South Austin said:

    How many virgins do we have to sacrifice to make this happen?

    well first where do we find virgins 

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  7. 2 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

    That was fucking quick. 

    I saw that the score was 7-3 already, no joking.

    ...and then I realized that was the ALCS score. 😮

  8. 1 hour ago, gmr548 said:

    Wow, you mean Sark isn't actually 2-100 in his career when trailing at half!? Nothing gets past you! This does make me worry about how mych hyperbole you've simply taken at face value over the course of your life but that's not really my problem.

    Oh, so you knew you were spouting nonsense when you wrote it? How proud your mother must be of you.

  9. 57 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

    That's what shocked me against OU.  Their personnel and schemes aren't really all that different than Florida's, but man we handled them a lot better.

    Florida's team is MUCH more talented than OU's on offense. Especially those two running backs; neither of OU's guys would see playing time for us even with the injuries, but Florida's top two would probably be starters. And those guys opened up the passing game, where the QB and WRs are all studs.

    Also, Sun Belt Billy's "save my job" gameplan was outstanding. He was making calls that would isolate defenders, so that we had to make solo tackles on space repeatedly. To our defense's credit, we did that a LOT, more than most defenses would; however, being constantly in that situation... all it takes is one guy to miss, and you've given up a big play.

    Florida getting that amazing interior DL back from injury also made our OL look even worse than they were. That guy's gonna be a difference maker on Sundays. 

    Shame that ol Sun Belt Billy won't coach this talent any better the rest of the year.

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  10. 1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

    The offense should be re-designed around the QB run - like a true zone read offense. Play to his strengths rather than try to turn him into a traditional dropback pocket passer. 

    Oh yes, let's shorten his career to where he takes more hits, while failing to develop him by not teaching him how to read defenses. 

    GREAT IDEA!

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