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  1. 2 hours ago, FWD said:

    A lot of teams would have wasted him but Andy Reid has shown he knows how to use speed WRs like nobody else. Chiefs are reloaded and going for the three-peat. 

    Yeah, seeing fans on r/NFL all screaming at the Bills: "Why would you do this to yourselves? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO THE REST OF US?"

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  2. 9 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said:

    Though the reporters are kept anonymous, I bet the story is true. Would. Not. Surprise. Me.

    It always boggles my mind how the liberal intelligentsia worship the holy New York Times. When, in fact, its underlying ideology has long been to justify the US as the Judeo-Christian-Capitalist-Technology world empire builder and dominator. In the Cold War, in the Terror War, and in the emerging New Fascist Era. No doubt, it's cultural journalism is pretty much top shelf, but even that still bends the knee to the ideological narrative. The New York Times pretends to liberal and enlightened, but it is far from it.  

    Oh, the NYTimes published a statement on this, and confirmed the whole thing.

    https://www.nytco.com/press/a-statement-from-the-new-york-times-on-presidential-news-coverage/

     

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  3. actual phone conversation i had just now

    "Well, draft starts in two hours, and then after this weekend, no more sports to watch until -"

    "Three hours."

    "Oh. Right. They start bullshitting in two, actual draft is at 8 Eastern. Anyway, after that, it's a real damn shame that there aren't any sports on this summer, nothing until August. Yep, no more..."

    "Oh, the Astros los--"

    "I SAID IT'S A REAL GODDAMN SHAME THAT THERE AREN'T ANY MORE SPORTS ON UNTIL AUGUST."

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  4. On 4/19/2024 at 1:26 PM, HiggyBaby said:

    If you were born before 1977, you are older than the high five. 

     


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    I'm old enough to remember it being invented. Before that, it was all "gimme five" and a low slap. And then someone started saying "high five" and it caught like wildfire. Nobody wanted to be lame and just "gimme five" any more.

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  5. 12 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

    Or another.

     

     

     

    Someone who could show him how to walk like an Egyptian. I reckon $130k would be a bargain.

  6. 25 minutes ago, LTbear said:

    To clarify, no one time sexual encounter is worth 130k. If that's what someone has to pay for divorce to get out of a shitty marriage, so be it. 

    Eh, if that much money were the only thing between me and a night of intimate and slippery bliss with Mila Kunis, I'd be on the phone with my bank to convert equity to cash that minute.

    23 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

    Karen McDougal is damn hot 🔥🔥🔥

    She was reasonably okay before she became Trump's sloppy seconds. She ain't hot enough to overcome that.

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  7. 50 minutes ago, royiv said:

    Calling Trump frugal is the most ridiculous thing ever. The man has the most garish taste where gold plated and things being yuge equate to classy. He’s not frugal, he’s a deadbeat welcher.

    "Frugal" is a very nice way of describing behavior we've pointed out about Trump here and elsewhere: It's not that he doesn't buy; it's that he won't pay afterwards.

  8. 2 hours ago, GenXer said:

    https://apnews.com/article/horses-bolt-loose-london-injured-bloody-3f26655babe06f78a68164fed597b033
     

     

    LONDON (AP) — Two military horses that bolted and ran miles through the streets of London after being spooked by construction noise and tossing their riders were in serious condition after undergoing operations, a U.K. government official said Thursday.

    The animals were among a group of four horses that broke free during routine exercises Wednesday near Buckingham Palace and caused chaos as they galloped loose through central London during morning rush hour. A fifth horse that tried to bolt hadn’t been able to break free. 

    Two of the horses underwent operations and one was transferred to an equine hospital, the British Army posted on X. 

    “Three of them are fine, two of them are unfortunately in a relatively serious condition and obviously we will be monitoring that condition,” defense minister James Cartlidge told Sky News. “They are in a serious condition, but as I understand, still alive.”

    Three soldiers thrown from their steeds were hospitalized with injuries, but were expected to fully recover and return to duty.

    The loose horses from the Household Cavalry, the ceremonial guard of the monarch and a feature of state functions in London, were named as Vida, Quaker, Trojan and Tennyson.

     

    Cartlidge identified Vida as the white horse seen drenched in blood as it galloped down Aldwych, in between London’s historic financial center and the busy West End theater district. 

    Vida ran alongside a black horse named Quaker that could be seen sideswiping a taxi as it turned into oncoming traffic after running through a red light at an intersection.

    During the wild spectacle captured by stunned commuters and shared on social media, the horses had near misses with cyclists and a rider on a motorbike at a traffic light. 

    Witnesses saw one of the animals crash into a taxi outside the Clermont Hotel, shattering windows. Another slammed into a tour bus, smashing the windshield. 

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  9. 1 hour ago, deft said:

    I am sickened. So disappointed in my school. I am embarrassed of my school and state. I’ve walked out of dkr after Arkansas beat us unexpectedly and out of the cotton bowl in the early 2000s. That pales in comparison to real actual life. This is real actual life. And this is way more embarrassing.

    Fuck you abbott. This is straight up fascism. Send in your jackbooted thugs just to provide red meat for your brainwashed base. They’re too chickenshit scared to face one shooter when children the age of my own offspring are being murdered. I am sickened and embarrassed to call myself a Texan.

    Sorry for the ranting. I just now found out about this and I’ve been drinking. This is terrible and just another thing in the list of things that can’t be undone toward our downfall. Maybe it’s me watching band of brothers and getting to the “why we fight” episode right as I hear about this. Maybe im just drunk of a Wednesday. Fuck. This is bad.


    Sgt. hulk can get fucked too.

    All of this

     

    28 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

    antisemitism has been on the rise since 2016

    2016, huh? I wonder why...

     

    [Not really.]

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  10. 26 minutes ago, F250 said:

    Tate’s a regard saying outrageous shit for clicks. He should just be ignored. The breeding talk is real popular in right wing circles and he is just trying to tap into the conservative zeitgeist to remain relevant.

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    This is how you sound to me right now

  11. In the beginning, there was Eohippus. The proto-horse. It was a small hooved animal about the size of a dog, and it ate grass. It was a simple creature, and in my (factual) opinion it represents the last time that the Horse lineage was untainted by sin. Now, it is worth noting that life was not easy for this proto-horse, in fact life for early hooved mammals was so difficult, that some of them said "fuck that" and moonwalked back into the ocean to become cetaceans (Whales and Dolphins). That's right, The proto-horse had so stupid an existence, that hooved mammals went back into the ocean (lacking gills and flippers) and had more success than horses would have on land. 

    Okay, So why was life so hard for Eohippus? Well, they are herbivores eating almost exclusively grasses. Grasses, as you may know, are not particularly nutritious. But more importantly, grasses are smarter than Horses. See, Grass does not want to be eaten, and evolutionary pressure caused the grasses to start incorporating silica (ie sand) into their structure. Silica is extremely hard. Hard enough to wear down Horse teeth. Now there is another evolutionary pressure acting on Eohippus; It's teeth wear down by the mere act of eating, to the point that it will starve to death. Eohippus teeth do not regrow, instead, Eohippus evolved bigger teeth. However, bigger teeth mean a bigger jaw, bigger head, and a bigger body to carry it. 

    These opposing evolutionary pressures started an arms race in which the grasses incorporated more and more silica, and Horses got bigger and bigger, just so they would have big enough teeth to grow and reproduce before finally starving to death. And eventually our cute dog-sized pony evolved into the 1,500-pound, dumb-as-rocks prey animal i loathe today. 

    But wait, there's more! See, Horses are extremely fragile. There is a reason why a "horse doctor" typically prescribes a dose of double-0 buckshot in the event of a leg injury. A horse is very heavy, and it has very thin legs to carry that weight. If any one leg gets fractured, it is exceptionally unlikely that it will heal well enough for the Horse to walk again, and is extremely likely to break again just carrying the weight of the horse. Remember, a human thigh bone is gigantic relative to the size of our bodies, a horse leg bone is absolutely minuscule relative to the weight it carries. 

    Also, Hooves: I want you to imagine that instead of feet, you have a giant toenail at the end of your leg. That is how the Horse do. That is what a hoof is. A giant toenail. It is extremely delicate, and joined to the leg by a vast network of very fine connective tissue, and oh yeah it also bears the weight of a fucking HORSE. If a hoof gets infected (which is quite common, because imagine how often shit would get stuck under your toenails if you walked on them), the Horse immune system responds in the typical way: via inflammation of the area. The problem is, a horse hoof is a rigid "cup". It cannot accomodate the swelling from inflammatory response. The Horse hoof will basically pop off the leg like a sock. On top of that, remember the Horse is putting 1,500 pounds of weight on it (because Horses can't redistribute their weight very well since all of their legs can BARELY support their share of the total weight). 

    So, Horse apologists will claim that Horses are good at one thing: Turning Grass into Fast. As the previous two paragraphs show, they can't even do that right. Locomotion is very dangerous for a Horse, and if the Fast doesn't kill them they'll starve to death just by eating. 

    On top of that, they are dumb as all fuck. Horses will often do something called "Cribbing", which is when they decide to bite down on something (literally anything) as hard as they can, and suck in air. They just keep sucking in air until they inflate like a balloon. Eventually, the vet will show up and literally deflate the Horse with a long needle to let the air out of them, and hopefully get them to just... stop... 

    First off, horses are obligate nasal breathers. If our noses are stuffed up we can breathe through our mouths. If our pets' noses are stuffed up (except for rabbits, who are also really fragile but unlike horses aren't stuck having only one baby a year) they can breathe through their mouths. If a horse can't breathe through its nose, it will suffocate and die. 

    Horse eyes are exquisitely sensitive to steroids. Most animal eyes are, except for cows because cows are tanks, but horses are extremely sensitive. Corneal ulcers won't heal. They'll probably get worse. They might rupture and cause eyeball fluid to leak out. 

    If you overexert a horse they can get exertional rhabodmyolysis. Basically you overwork their muscles and they break down and die and release their contents. Super painful, and then you get scarifying and necrosis. But that's not the problem. See, when muscles die hey release myoglobin, which goes into the blood and is filtered by the kidneys. If you dump a bucket of myoglobin into the blood then it shreds the kidneys, causing acutel renal failure. This kills the horse. People and other animals can get that too but in school we only talked about it in context of the horse. 

    Horses can only have one foal at a time. Their uterus simply can't support two foals. If a pregnant horse has twins you have to abort one or they'll both die and possibly kill the mother with them. A lot of this has to do with the way horse placentas work. 

    If a horse rears up on its hind legs it can fall over, hit the back of its head, and get a traumatic brain injury. 

    Now to their digestive system. Oh boy. First of all, they can't vomit. There's an incredibly tight sphincter in between the stomach and esophagus that simply won't open up. If a horse is vomiting it's literally about to die. In many cases their stomach will rupture before they vomit. When treating colic you need to reflux the horse, which means shoving a tube into their stomach and pumping out any material to decompress the stomach and proximal GI tract. Their small intestines are 70+ feet long (which is expected for a big herbivore) and can get strangulated, which is fatal without surgery. 

    Let's go to the large intestine. Horses are hindgut fermenters, not ruminants. I'll spare you the diagram and extended anatomy lesson but here's what you need to know: Their cecum is large enough to shove a person into, and the path of digesta doubles back on itself. The large intestine is very long, has segments of various diameters, multiple flexures, and doubles back on itself several times. It's not anchored to the body wall with mesentery like it is in many other animals. The spleen can get trapped. Parts of the colon can get filled with gas or digested food and/or get displaced. Parts of the large intestine can twist on themselves, causing torsions or volvulus. These conditions can range from mildly painful to excruciating. Many require surgery or intense medical therapy for the horse to have any chance of surviving. Any part of the large intestine can fail at any time and potentially kill the horse. A change in feed can cause colic. Giving birth can cause I believe a large colon volvulus I don't know at the moment I'm going into small animal medicine. Infections can cause colic. Lots of things can cause colic and you better hope it's an impaction that can be treated on the farm and not enteritis or a volvulus. 

    And now the legs. Before we start with bones and hooves let's talk about the skin. The skin on horse legs, particularly their lower legs, is under a lot of tension and has basically no subcutaneous tissue. If a horse lacerated its legs and has a dangling flap of skin that's a fucking nightmare. That skin is incredibly difficult to successfully suture back together because it's under so much tension. There's basically no subcutaneous tissue underneath. You need to use releasing incisions and all sorts of undermining techniques to even get the skin loose enough to close without tearing itself apart afterwards. Also horses like to get this thing called proud flesh where scar tissue just builds up into this giant ugly mass that restricts movement. If a horse severely lacerated a leg it will take months to heal and the prognosis is not great. 

    I hope this information has enlightened you, and that you will join me in hating these stupid goddamn bastard animals.

    (not mine, old Reddit copypasta)

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  12. 9 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

    Alicia Witt as Alia was extremely creepy. A toddler whacking their grandfather is some dark shit. 

    That's the whole point, though. Alia should be disturbing; a toddler with the memories and knowledge of thousands of years' worth of Mother Superiors.

    I can imagine leaving her out because (1) she's creepy and disturbing and (2)n really hard to get working on-screen.

    I don't mind a modern take being different, but the issues that article brings up Re: Chani suggest that different ain't better.

  13. 3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

    He is, in effect, laying waste to his own professional career by going through headline after headline and suggesting he attacked Trump’s rivals to aid Trump.

    this is only true, of course, if Trump loses in November.

    if Trump wins, it will be a windfall for his career

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